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Jamesbondcja

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« Reply #120 on: 09-20-2003 09:47 »
« Last Edit on: 09-20-2003 09:47 »

Yesterday I said finally A chance to use my 10 desert island discs and I said could I have a few hundred pointers.

TOTPD - Cant touch this!
less than hero

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« Reply #121 on: 09-20-2003 10:32 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by SwanMan3000:
oh a lesson in history from mr. im my own grandpa, screw history lets get the hell out of here'- makes people who like futurama laugh - confuses the crap out of people who dont

I love usin that


Jesse X Barboza

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« Reply #122 on: 09-20-2003 13:45 »

I prefer to use the lesser-known quotes. For instance, the other day in Chemistry class I was looking at a model of an atom (you know, the balls with sticks). One of them, intended to be connected as a double bond, was attached with a spring. As I didn't know that at the time, I asked my teacher "Why is the ball on that sproingy thing?" Of course, she didn't get the "Fear of a Bot Planet" reference, but I think my lab partner might have.
Lee Roberts

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« Reply #123 on: 09-20-2003 13:52 »
« Last Edit on: 09-20-2003 13:52 »

Mon Citer (French for "My Quote" )

"Fleck" It means f**k but I say Fleck so I wouldn't get done. Now I go round school and loads of people use my word!
Zack Brannigan

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« Reply #124 on: 09-20-2003 20:32 »

Today we went to see the Italian Job in the campus auditorium, and one of the reels had to be changed.  So there was like a 5 minute recess, and I turned to my friend and said, "If you'd like Calculon to double-check his tedious paperwork, press 2."  Hehehehe . . .
SweetShrimp

Crustacean
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« Reply #125 on: 11-02-2003 21:37 »

*Bumpity bump bump*

Quotes I tend to use...

"Take it off, or I'll break it off."

"I/you're/we're boned"

"Spluh!"

"I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life" - One of my more frequently used ones.

"You bastard!  I'll kill you!" - I try and say it as close to how Fry says it as I can

"Sweet anteater of Santa Anita!"

"Buddah, Zeus, God!  One of you guys, help me!"

"What up?"

"I'm not hearing a no..."

I use the Zoidberg moan a lot too (y'know, the sound he uses when he's been rejected once again).  And my boyfriend tends to use the Nixon "aruu" a lot.  Particularly "Aruu!  Maybe so.  But..." etc. etc.
Nixorbo

UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #126 on: 11-02-2003 22:25 »

Said upon leaving work 9 times out of 10:

I'm tired of this place and everyone in it.
Rocketboy

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« Reply #127 on: 11-02-2003 22:39 »

Let's go Dammit let's go! I say that to my family every saturday.
MrB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #128 on: 11-02-2003 23:37 »

"Well, I'm rich.  So long losers I've always hated!"
ChAnCe

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #129 on: 11-03-2003 04:26 »

U know.. I have a fren who uses Kif's "Oh jeez..."
alot..and actaully sounds like him too.
"Life is good!"
Jesse X Barboza

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« Reply #130 on: 11-03-2003 07:14 »

The insult "Up your face" has permanently entered my vernacular. If I'm feeling particularly nasty, however, I'll use "Jam a bastard in it, you crap!"
SweetShrimp

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« Reply #131 on: 11-03-2003 10:27 »

Just reminded myself today of another quote I use quite often, mostly when refering to inanimate objects that are making my life more difficult or unpleasent:

"Stupid [insert object here]!  You killed my father and now you've come back for me."

I don't really know why I like using that phrase, it just seems to fit.
foxyboxing

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #132 on: 11-03-2003 12:25 »

I love to use the one at the grocery store: (Insert overpriced item here)- "$5.00 for paper towels! That dog won't hunt monsignor" It helps if you make the slitty eyes too.
SubPar_Penguin

Crustacean
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« Reply #133 on: 11-03-2003 12:26 »

i like saying "Look at me look! Bee bah bah doo dee bah dee bah doo!"
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #134 on: 11-03-2003 12:27 »

"C'mon microwave, let's go!  I'm in a hurry here." whenever I microwave something.  Don't know why, as it's obviously not funny (more annoying, really).
Sil

Professor
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« Reply #135 on: 11-03-2003 14:18 »
« Last Edit on: 11-03-2003 14:18 »

I tend to use them out of the commentaries, which means people really don't get the reference.

  • Are we to believe these are magical *insert inanimate object here*?
  • I'm tired of this room and everyone in it (particularly when my little sister has her squeaky little friends round).
EDIT: Ooops - Nix already used this one.  Ah, what the hell.
  • So long, jerkwads!
  • I'm boned.
  • Ooh, here's a pretty one.

See, not all that funny out of context, but... y'know.

And the one that drives my father insane...

  • Say what?
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #136 on: 11-03-2003 14:40 »

Everytime I imitate the way Victor (from PYHOMS) says 'yes' - i.e. "jess" - someone gets annoyed. I love it.  big grin
ratm9200

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« Reply #137 on: 11-03-2003 14:46 »

when someones in the bathroom i like to knock and say, whats taking you so long in there, are you jacking on?
canned eggs

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« Reply #138 on: 11-03-2003 16:47 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Sil:
I tend to use them out of the commentaries, which means people really don't get the reference.

The other day, I used "I never had a shirt like that - and it was a different colour, too."  Nobody got it.

canned eggs: all rights reserved, all wrongs reversed.
kidofdarkness

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #139 on: 11-03-2003 16:54 »

quotes i use alot are
"this is the worst kind of discrimination the kind against me" "lies nothing but sweet sweet lies that turn into bitter orange wax in my ear" and "thats the dumbest idea i ever heard"
[AdAM]

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« Reply #140 on: 11-03-2003 16:59 »

[Victor]No, dogfood for [AdAM] tonight.[/Victor]
totalnerduk

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« Reply #141 on: 11-04-2003 06:46 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by kidofdarkness:
quotes i use alot are
"this is the worst kind of discrimination the kind against me"

I use that one. And it drives people nuts the 2nd or 3rd time they hear me say it. By the 5th time, they usually stop to think "is this going to make him say THE LINE?" before they do whatever it is.

Plus, I'm constantly using Zapp-isms.
noisemaker

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« Reply #142 on: 11-04-2003 17:00 »

either use CHEESE IT when we need to pissbolt out of a situation real quick  smile

or for a laugh i talk to women in nightclubs (when i used to go) like zapp would just to see how far i get "i suffer from sexlexia" or "come and have a taste of my sweet sweet can-day... bam" , funilly enough one goes "oh my god is that like from futurama or something?" hahha we talked and talked, but she had a boyfriend, i then asked her if i can use the gaydar on him? "beeepbeepbeepbeeepbeepbeepbee epbeepbeep"
SweetSweetCandy

Crustacean
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« Reply #143 on: 11-04-2003 19:38 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by [AdAM]:
[Victor]No, dogfood for [AdAM] tonight.[/Victor]

Ha Ha i love that line. Always makes me laugh.

"You win again gravity."

"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability."

"I've not heard of it."
Tropic of Fry

Crustacean
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« Reply #144 on: 11-04-2003 20:43 »

You're obviously confused and aroused.
i usually say this one to my coworkers.

or...
You make me sick to my ass!
haha
Roboturchin

Crustacean
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« Reply #145 on: 11-04-2003 21:58 »

I use Herme's "He/She/It [verbed] you [verbier] than a green snake under a sugarcane truck.
Nefnar

Professor
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« Reply #146 on: 11-04-2003 22:29 »

Stop interfiering with history, I donīt want to memorize a lot of new kings when I get back home.

These things are always touching me in places!
Yeah they get around!

Hey I should be mad at you!! Now turn around!

Bam Bam Bam, you sure have this life thing figured out!

He wasnīt original, he wasnīt a martian he wasn't Phillip J. fry and since when he was  a "the"

Good News Everyone!
SweetShrimp

Crustacean
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« Reply #147 on: 11-05-2003 00:43 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nefnar:
He wasnīt original, he wasnīt a martian he wasn't Phillip J. fry and since when he was  a "the"

Bender: "You're twice the "the" he ever was!"

Sorry, needed to hear that exchange finished  smile
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #148 on: 11-05-2003 06:13 »

"[thing] resembles but is legally distinct from [other thing]"
moon_cakes

Crustacean
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« Reply #149 on: 11-05-2003 07:08 »

A co-worker constantly says 'Jesus' under her breath, so one day I said aloud:

"Sweet Zombie Jee-sus!"

Thought she'd be mad, but she actually laughed (after telling her where I got it).
Doc Z

Crustacean
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« Reply #150 on: 11-05-2003 11:53 »

"who are you and why should i care"!!!

"dont you worry about blank, let me worry about blank"!
krokerjoker

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #151 on: 11-05-2003 16:20 »

i often say Fry's "what up?" when meeting people.
And also i say "why not?" at the end of most sentences to see if people notice its a zoidbergian term.
Dannilicious

Bending Unit
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« Reply #152 on: 11-07-2003 12:00 »

Quotes I use:

"I'm boned"

"Oh my yes."

"Why you so stupid, stupid?"

"Good news, everyone!"

And pretty much every sound Zoidberg makes.
Bushmeister

Professor
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« Reply #153 on: 11-07-2003 13:27 »

"Cheese it" Perfect for humorous escapades.
"BAM" Just whenever I feel like using it.
"Oh my yes" Almost all the time.
totalnerduk

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #154 on: 11-09-2003 09:34 »

Oh my, yes....

Yeah, I use that one too. Usually to agree with something stupid.
xyro

Crustacean
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« Reply #155 on: 11-09-2003 09:54 »

whoop whoop whoop

so, you like bananas?

holy gorilla of manila!

welcome to the werld of business.

and: Hello peasants!
futuramamama

Bending Unit
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« Reply #156 on: 11-09-2003 12:18 »

Being Norwegian, it's hard to make use of english language in everyday speak, but the frase "eighties style". Always gets a chuckle.
I've been considering a tattoo of Zoidberg in a dumpster with the words "There, but for the grace of God." written on it.


futuramamama

Bending Unit
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« Reply #157 on: 11-09-2003 12:25 »

ooh, ooh

Zapp: If things doesn't work out with you and this peepsqueak here, I just want you to know, I'll be there to score you on the rebound."
(don't know how to spell peepsqueak)

Ozor Mox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #158 on: 11-09-2003 12:53 »

"BAM" very often.
"G'uh" usually when typing cause it sounds odd when you say it (obviously it's an Amy only thing!)
"Oh my, yes" occasionally.

Sometimes I use other random quotes that mean nothing out of context and everyone thinks I'm mad, but it's all good.
futuramamama

Bending Unit
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« Reply #159 on: 11-09-2003 14:26 »

Ever wondered what makes special sauce so special? Yo! (points to head)

Zapp: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is... something something. anybody know?
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