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alexvilagosh

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« on: 06-13-2003 09:00 »

just as the other thread is 'Quotes you will never use' this thread is for posting quotes you have said in certain situations.
FilthyCrab

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« Reply #1 on: 06-13-2003 09:09 »

"Bite my Shiney Metal Ass" gets used by me all the time.  Confuses people, but it gets my point across.
nath

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« Reply #2 on: 06-13-2003 09:50 »

Zapp stuff and Kif's standard response (I'm a newbie, is there a standard way to spell Kif's sigh??) all the time.  Also, "if I die, tell my wife 'hello'" for those perilous moments.
FishyJoe

Honorary German
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« Reply #3 on: 06-13-2003 09:59 »

I've been known to use "All I know is, my gut says 'maybe'." on occassion. Always gets a laugh.
BriDgEtheSoLid

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« Reply #4 on: 06-13-2003 10:44 »

I like to use "would you kindly shut your noise hole?"  and "but <insert activity here>'s not cool so i stayed home and got trashed on Listerene"
mikey

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« Reply #5 on: 06-13-2003 10:57 »

"the" and "a" from numerous episodes: I Always use these zany thrases usually to structure my sentances.
SwanMan3000

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« Reply #6 on: 06-13-2003 11:37 »

oh a lesson in history from mr. im my own grandpa, screw history lets get the hell out of here'- makes people who like futurama laugh - confuses the crap out of people who dont
Australian Guy

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #7 on: 06-13-2003 11:40 »

"I hate you, I hate you ALLLLLLLLLL"
RandomEngy

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #8 on: 06-13-2003 13:08 »

I've used "...each more identical than the last!" a few times.
Denton

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 06-13-2003 13:24 »

 
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Originally posted by SwanMan3000:
oh a lesson in history from mr. im my own grandpa, screw history lets get the hell out of here'- makes people who like futurama laugh - confuses the crap out of people who dont

that one and "EH What?" hehe  laff   laff   laff   laff

-Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!-
MattyB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #10 on: 06-13-2003 13:29 »

"Second place! That's a fancy word for loser"

I use that quite a lot lol. And when I come back from somewhere:

"Yippee Ki Ay. You'll never guess where I've been"  smile
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #11 on: 06-13-2003 13:36 »

"I usually try to keep my sadness penned up inside, where it can fester quietly as a mental illness." I use this qite a bit, because it applies to me all too well.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #12 on: 06-13-2003 13:41 »

SURPRISE!

You win again, gravity!
Impossible

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« Reply #13 on: 06-13-2003 13:50 »

"If it's a lesson in love, I suffer from a very sexy disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
"Sexlexia!"

This has come up a few times  smile
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #14 on: 06-13-2003 13:52 »

"I'm boned!"
Futurama_Hil

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« Reply #15 on: 06-13-2003 15:53 »

all of em!!!!!!!!!!!

strangers don't usually understand most of the time so i tell them after i say it and my friends laugh
ShineFusion

Professor
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« Reply #16 on: 06-13-2003 18:45 »

Now Zoidbergs the popular one
Kipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #17 on: 06-13-2003 19:04 »

When i signed all my friend's year books..i put at the end:

p.s.out of all the friends i have had.....your the first smile

Satan

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« Reply #18 on: 06-13-2003 19:19 »

Your on level one of robot hell

Said it many times to express the deep shit many of my Amigos get into
The Hypno Toad

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« Reply #19 on: 06-13-2003 19:20 »

...My ass has Blisters from the Slide
slidin around on the playground as a wee lad
newhook_1

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« Reply #20 on: 06-13-2003 20:32 »

I'm Helping!
Futurama_Hil

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« Reply #21 on: 06-13-2003 20:44 »

Yeah, I said a bunch of quotes in my friend's year books such as:
 
Out of all the friends I've had, ur the first
You can bite my shiny summer metal ass!
Don't sit around like a lump all summer, bedsores hurt!

Wish more people would say them...
SwanMan3000

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« Reply #22 on: 06-14-2003 03:56 »

'Did yer ever think your only supposed to go with women cus yer supposed tuh?'- now theres a conversation ender.  smile
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #23 on: 06-14-2003 05:35 »

"Eeeuuuw, pukatronic!"
HawkingHole4001

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« Reply #24 on: 06-14-2003 07:35 »

I LOVE to say "Good News, Everyone!"
And the "Screw History"...
Stuff like that,...
Britz

Starship Captain
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« Reply #25 on: 06-14-2003 08:16 »

"Sweet Zombie Jesus." But I'm always saying crap like that so nobody thinks it particularly odd.
Walshyboy

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« Reply #26 on: 06-14-2003 17:47 »

"What are you, GAY?" is the one I love to use, gets a laugh from everyone!
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #27 on: 06-14-2003 18:01 »

I've managed to wheedle a few strange phrases into otherwise normal conversations for example: Satan! you owe me!
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #28 on: 06-14-2003 18:16 »

'Screw you' is one I tend to use from time to time  smile
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #29 on: 06-14-2003 18:17 »

"AWESOME to the MAX!"  smile
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #30 on: 06-14-2003 18:21 »

'Swish' is another one tend to use every so often as well in the right situations  smile
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #31 on: 06-14-2003 18:21 »

"Clool!"  smile
spacepilot3000

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« Reply #32 on: 06-14-2003 19:05 »

1."Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!"
2."Well,We're Boned".
3."Good News Everyone!"
4."Damn You Old Man!"
5.Kiff's Groan.
Hulkbuster

Bending Unit
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« Reply #33 on: 06-14-2003 23:29 »

"That dog wont hunt monsignior."

all the time, without provocation, and when no ones around. I always laugh.
fromage

Starship Captain
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« Reply #34 on: 06-14-2003 23:59 »

I like to say "make that bitch your bitch you bastard" like mom says on a deleted scene
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #35 on: 06-15-2003 01:05 »

I always say 'Damn you old man' to my friends.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #36 on: 06-15-2003 03:33 »

Any funny Zoidberg line manages to get in to my conversation vocabulary one way or another. "Hooray, I'm helping!", "Yippie kie yay, you'll never guess where I've been!" etc.  smile
Smitty

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« Reply #37 on: 06-15-2003 03:53 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2003 03:53 »

"Jam a bastard in it you crap" has now replaced "shut up" in my life and I'm always saying "Go to hell Heather!" to my sister.
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #38 on: 06-15-2003 06:22 »

'our elder tell of a ball that once a ball who bounced 3 metres in the air then he bounced 6.8 metres in the air'
'our elders tell the same story...'
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #39 on: 06-15-2003 06:28 »

SILENCE!
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