Favourite quotes you'll never use?

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Fry: 'But... I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop!'

Fry: 'Did everything just taste purple for second?'

Both from Why of Fry.

TOTPD!

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Isn't that from the game?

"Now there's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!"

Yeah I remembered after I went to bed last night it's from the game....

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"What smells like blue?"
"That's my grandfather Eanus"

- Fry in "Roswell that ends well"

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"I'm gonna go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing."

"If rubbing frozen dirt into your crotch is wrong, hey - I don't wanna be right."

"ORDER THE CAKE, DAMMIT!"

"Yeah, we get it. You big squishy wuss!"

"What if I never fell into that freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy?"

"Time to get jolly on your naughty asses!"

"Make that bitch your bitch, you bastard!"

"Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style/ladies vomit when I smile..."

"One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchy!"

"Scruffy's wheelin' in a large pill."

"Bite my shiny metal -- OH NOOOOO!!!"

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Professor: It's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring.

Zapp: Why'd you open your bong hole you smelly hippy? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?

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"I tell you, men are so much better at being women."  --Bender

"But if he wants to...., I mean, if he tries to..., uh..., Barry White?"  --Fry

Both from Bend Her

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There are so many good reasons for me never to use either of these... although in a lot of ways, it's really too bad.

I'm just glad my fat ugly mama isn't alive to see this.

How will I get rid of my male jelly now?

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"Supercollider? I hardly met her!"

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have we had this 1
General:Are you here to make an alien humen relensioship
Zoidberg:r u coming on 2 me
god i would love to say that 2 some 1

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hi again ( i am not spamming)

Originally posted by *Mylx*:
After recieving Christmas cards: "I got the most! I win Xmas!"

hey i used that 1 also if the quote didnt come up i am sorry but its my first post i will just tell u wot it is . it was posted by Mylx and it was I got the most i win Xmas

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one of my favorite quotes is "ROBOT HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!, and although it is never appropriate, i use it all the time

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Originally posted by oxygengiver2000:
have we had this 1
General:Are you here to make an alien humen relensioship
Zoidberg:r u coming on 2 me
General: Oh god no!
Zoidberg: I'm not hearing a no...

thats the full quote, and i think the last sentence is the funniest thing
sorry about double post, i kinda had to quote this

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Originally posted by evan:
"Supercollider? I hardly met her!"

Seen as how I loved that scene, can I correct the quote?
"Super collider? I just met her."
And that's one I say ALL the time.
one I will never say:

"Candy? Candy is for dorks!"

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"Bodies are for hookers and fat people. All I need is a wad of cash with a head wrapped around it."

"This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if it came in the form of a suppository..."

"That explains these boat eggs."

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"Oh dont worry, all the most interesting accidents happen without warning" 

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"Hey there sexy momma. Wanna kill all humans?"
It's a shame I'll never get to use that one

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"I resolved to freeze the weazle"
"'Tis better to have loved and Lost, Nez pa?"

Yeah, I'm not planning to quote Pauly Shore anytime soon.

"Did you see me escaping?  I was all like wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo."

(On explaining appearent infadelity)
"Ok, I like a challenge...Hmmm...no...nah."

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another one of my favorites is
"if i don't make it through this, tell my wife'hello'" but i don't have a wife, or i would use it all the time

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"He wears sandals"

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I don't think I'll ever use this...
Zoidberg: There's no cocoa marshmellows! And every night the rats eat a little more of my foot!

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"He's made of Candy"

-Fry "Bender gets made"

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I actually want to say this one, but it's usually never the right moment.

"Silence, hack!"

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What about "Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste
if I were wearing a lime green tank top."

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I was watching my season 2 DVD earlier today and I came up with a few more good, unusable quotes:

"It started out as a calculated plot to rummage through your underwear, but once I got in there I found more. Much more!"

"Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, oohoohoh, suddenly you've gone too far!"

"So the hookerbot says, "That's not my expansion slot." And my friend says, "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector!"

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Crimes of the hot, the C3-PO look-alike....

"Oh dear, might I favour master with a tender kiss on the forehead" 

My brother LOVES this one and is going to use it at work tomorrow....  

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"I wasn't wearing it, I was eating it".

Neil

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"I can't wait to tell my husband!"

I KNOW I'm never gonna use that one!

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"Those could be anyone's thoughts, fatass."

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"You'll never guess where I'VE been."  That is when Zoidberg comes from Fry's Ballroom riding on a sperm.  I feel that would be very hard to connect with an everyday situation.

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You take one nap in a ditch at the park and people start declaring you this and that!

I've never been pissing bad enough to say:

"I feel like I'm trying to push a waterbed out of me!"

"Sweet Manta Ray of SantaFe!"

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"These balls are makin' me testy!"

or

"We have seen too many body bags und ball sacks."

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"You'll never guess where I've been" is generic enough that you could actually use it in conversation, unless you mean you'll never get to say it while riding on a giant sperm.

These are my favorite quotes from Bendless Love, which I unfortunately will probably never a chance get to actually say:

"I'm even dating a young Brazilian retired actress! Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave!"

Then he can't stay here. He's a menace to every straight person in the company."

Myah hah, I just thought of another good one.

"Well, thanks to the Internet I'm now bored with sex."

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"bite my shiney metal ass"

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Please honey, I'm made of metal.

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Then I'll say another line from that episode in this post:

"Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special?  Yo!"  Now that isn't very generic.

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It's just like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip.

I could use it, I just won't.

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" 'cause when we're in here togeter baby, time will stand still"

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"Anytime you feel like killing somebody... just have a stick of gum"

When i'm at work, i'm always chewing gum... and it's not because I have bad breath.

"Why am I all sticky and naked, did I miss something fun?"

"Stands back... i'm gonna put my moves on her. Woahhhhhoahhhhhoahhhhhhs"

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Bite my splintering wooden ass...
- Bender, Fabilous Obselite.. (Sorry for my bad english)

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Or:
And I'm his friend Jesus.
-Zoidberg, X-mas Story

Scruffy die the way Scruffy lived.
-Scruffy (can't remember the episode)

Let's knock it up another knoch with my spiceweasel. BAM!
-Elzar