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Zoidbee

Bending Unit
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« Reply #80 on: 09-06-2003 16:53 »
« Last Edit on: 09-06-2003 16:53 »

Fry: 'But... I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop!'

Fry: 'Did everything just taste purple for second?'

Both from Why of Fry.

TOTPD!
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #81 on: 09-07-2003 08:22 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Isn't that from the game?

"Now there's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!"

Yeah I remembered after I went to bed last night it's from the game.... roll eyes

Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #82 on: 09-07-2003 12:34 »

"What smells like blue?"
"That's my grandfather Eanus"

- Fry in "Roswell that ends well"
Jesse X Barboza

Bending Unit
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« Reply #83 on: 09-07-2003 14:49 »
« Last Edit on: 09-07-2003 14:49 »

"I'm gonna go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing."

"If rubbing frozen dirt into your crotch is wrong, hey - I don't wanna be right."

"ORDER THE CAKE, DAMMIT!"

"Yeah, we get it. You big squishy wuss!"

"What if I never fell into that freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy?"

"Time to get jolly on your naughty asses!"

"Make that bitch your bitch, you bastard!"

"Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style/ladies vomit when I smile..."

"One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchy!"

"Scruffy's wheelin' in a large pill."

"Bite my shiny metal -- OH NOOOOO!!!"
Lt. Kroker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #84 on: 09-07-2003 17:01 »

Professor: It's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring.

Zapp: Why'd you open your bong hole you smelly hippy? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?
Lionel Hutz Esq

Bending Unit
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« Reply #85 on: 09-07-2003 18:34 »

"I tell you, men are so much better at being women."  --Bender

"But if he wants to...., I mean, if he tries to..., uh..., Barry White?"  --Fry

Both from Bend Her
foxyboxing

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #86 on: 09-10-2003 14:08 »

There are so many good reasons for me never to use either of these... although in a lot of ways, it's really too bad.

I'm just glad my fat ugly mama isn't alive to see this.

How will I get rid of my male jelly now?
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #87 on: 09-10-2003 14:12 »

"Supercollider? I hardly met her!"
oxygengiver2000

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #88 on: 09-10-2003 14:18 »

have we had this 1
General:Are you here to make an alien humen relensioship
Zoidberg:r u coming on 2 me
god i would love to say that 2 some 1
oxygengiver2000

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #89 on: 09-10-2003 14:24 »

hi again ( i am not spamming)
Quote
Originally posted by *Mylx*:
After recieving Christmas cards: "I got the most! I win Xmas!"

hey i used that 1 also if the quote didnt come up i am sorry but its my first post i will just tell u wot it is . it was posted by Mylx and it was I got the most i win Xmas
phish

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #90 on: 09-10-2003 16:13 »

one of my favorite quotes is "ROBOT HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!, and although it is never appropriate, i use it all the time
phish

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #91 on: 09-10-2003 16:14 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by oxygengiver2000:
have we had this 1
General:Are you here to make an alien humen relensioship
Zoidberg:r u coming on 2 me
General: Oh god no!
Zoidberg: I'm not hearing a no...
thats the full quote, and i think the last sentence is the funniest thing
sorry about double post, i kinda had to quote this

Humorbot 5.0
Crustacean
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« Reply #92 on: 09-10-2003 16:32 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by evan:
"Supercollider? I hardly met her!"
Seen as how I loved that scene, can I correct the quote?
"Super collider? I just met her."
And that's one I say ALL the time.
one I will never say:

"Candy? Candy is for dorks!"
Mylx

Crustacean
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« Reply #93 on: 09-11-2003 13:21 »

"Bodies are for hookers and fat people. All I need is a wad of cash with a head wrapped around it."

"This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if it came in the form of a suppository..."

"That explains these boat eggs."
ghoulishmoose

Urban Legend
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« Reply #94 on: 09-11-2003 13:27 »

"Oh dont worry, all the most interesting accidents happen without warning"  wink
Slurm Guy

Starship Captain
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« Reply #95 on: 09-11-2003 15:06 »

"Hey there sexy momma. Wanna kill all humans?"
It's a shame I'll never get to use that one
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #96 on: 09-11-2003 15:54 »

"I resolved to freeze the weazle"
"'Tis better to have loved and Lost, Nez pa?"

Yeah, I'm not planning to quote Pauly Shore anytime soon.

"Did you see me escaping?  I was all like wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo."

(On explaining appearent infadelity)
"Ok, I like a challenge...Hmmm...no...nah."
phish

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #97 on: 09-11-2003 17:06 »

another one of my favorites is
"if i don't make it through this, tell my wife'hello'" but i don't have a wife, or i would use it all the time
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #98 on: 09-13-2003 18:17 »

"He wears sandals"
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #99 on: 09-13-2003 18:29 »

I don't think I'll ever use this...
Zoidberg: There's no cocoa marshmellows! And every night the rats eat a little more of my foot!
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #100 on: 09-13-2003 21:47 »

"He's made of Candy"

-Fry "Bender gets made"
Asylum-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #101 on: 09-13-2003 22:16 »

I actually want to say this one, but it's usually never the right moment.

"Silence, hack!"
CheeseItGirl

Poppler
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« Reply #102 on: 09-13-2003 22:57 »

What about "Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste
if I were wearing a lime green tank top."
Mylx

Crustacean
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« Reply #103 on: 09-14-2003 01:47 »

I was watching my season 2 DVD earlier today and I came up with a few more good, unusable quotes:

"It started out as a calculated plot to rummage through your underwear, but once I got in there I found more. Much more!"

"Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, oohoohoh, suddenly you've gone too far!"

"So the hookerbot says, "That's not my expansion slot." And my friend says, "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector!"
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #104 on: 09-14-2003 10:10 »

Crimes of the hot, the C3-PO look-alike....

"Oh dear, might I favour master with a tender kiss on the forehead"  laff

My brother LOVES this one and is going to use it at work tomorrow.... laff  laff
Neil S. Bulk

Crustacean
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« Reply #105 on: 09-14-2003 11:02 »

"I wasn't wearing it, I was eating it".

Neil
MrB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #106 on: 09-14-2003 12:26 »

"I can't wait to tell my husband!"

I KNOW I'm never gonna use that one!
Jesse X Barboza

Bending Unit
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« Reply #107 on: 09-14-2003 13:58 »

"Those could be anyone's thoughts, fatass."
Donbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #108 on: 09-15-2003 00:16 »

"You'll never guess where I'VE been."  That is when Zoidberg comes from Fry's Ballroom riding on a sperm.  I feel that would be very hard to connect with an everyday situation.
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #109 on: 09-15-2003 00:47 »

You take one nap in a ditch at the park and people start declaring you this and that!

I've never been pissing bad enough to say:

"I feel like I'm trying to push a waterbed out of me!"

"Sweet Manta Ray of SantaFe!"
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #110 on: 09-15-2003 01:23 »

"These balls are makin' me testy!"

or

"We have seen too many body bags und ball sacks."
Mylx

Crustacean
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« Reply #111 on: 09-15-2003 02:33 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2003 02:33 »

"You'll never guess where I've been" is generic enough that you could actually use it in conversation, unless you mean you'll never get to say it while riding on a giant sperm.

These are my favorite quotes from Bendless Love, which I unfortunately will probably never a chance get to actually say:

"I'm even dating a young Brazilian retired actress! Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave!"

Then he can't stay here. He's a menace to every straight person in the company."

Myah hah, I just thought of another good one.

"Well, thanks to the Internet I'm now bored with sex."
bender55

Crustacean
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« Reply #112 on: 09-15-2003 13:55 »

"bite my shiney metal ass"
CheeseItGirl

Poppler
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« Reply #113 on: 09-15-2003 18:42 »

Please honey, I'm made of metal.
Donbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #114 on: 09-15-2003 22:04 »

Then I'll say another line from that episode in this post:

"Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special?  Yo!"  Now that isn't very generic.
Lionel Hutz Esq

Bending Unit
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« Reply #115 on: 09-15-2003 23:22 »

It's just like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip.

I could use it, I just won't.
SHLEY

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #116 on: 09-15-2003 23:44 »

" 'cause when we're in here togeter baby, time will stand still"
NoAPOlogies

Bending Unit
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« Reply #117 on: 09-15-2003 23:49 »

"Anytime you feel like killing somebody... just have a stick of gum"

When i'm at work, i'm always chewing gum... and it's not because I have bad breath.

"Why am I all sticky and naked, did I miss something fun?"

"Stands back... i'm gonna put my moves on her. Woahhhhhoahhhhhoahhhhhhs"
Strit

Crustacean
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« Reply #118 on: 09-16-2003 05:07 »

Bite my splintering wooden ass...
- Bender, Fabilous Obselite.. (Sorry for my bad english)
Strit

Crustacean
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« Reply #119 on: 09-16-2003 05:09 »
« Last Edit on: 09-16-2003 05:09 »

Or:
And I'm his friend Jesus.
-Zoidberg, X-mas Story

Scruffy die the way Scruffy lived.
-Scruffy (can't remember the episode)

Let's knock it up another knoch with my spiceweasel. BAM!
-Elzar
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