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Hedgecore

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #40 on: 06-13-2003 15:10 »

einess: did you every get the feeling we just go with girls because were suppose to?

fry: no never say or think that again
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #41 on: 06-13-2003 15:17 »

Beastie Boys: Hey bender gonna make some noise, with your harddrive scratched by the Beastie Boys
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #42 on: 06-14-2003 04:03 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by payndz:
 Yay yay yay! And so did my site, Can't Get Enough Amy Wong... oh.   frown

i know, i thought about you when i heard that, (David X is a quality guy) Youve got fans all over the world    big grin
Spice Weasel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #43 on: 06-14-2003 04:21 »

"I've never been so glad to be beat up by a woman"
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #44 on: 06-16-2003 21:52 »

I'd like to add to my previous quote:
"Yes, there's no safer occupation then mining.  Especially on a snowball going a million miles an hour.  Woooo!  Weee!  Weeoooo!  Safe."
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #45 on: 06-16-2003 22:07 »

"We demand bouncing, followed by rolling, followed by rolling of the third type."
zozer

Bending Unit
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« Reply #46 on: 06-16-2003 22:22 »

"yes, ordinary water, laced with more than a few spoonfulls of lsd."
RandomEngy

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #47 on: 06-16-2003 23:26 »

"To induce vomiting, that was the solution!  Everywhere it went, ho ho ho ho ho.  What a Valentine's day that was!"
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #48 on: 06-18-2003 05:29 »

"Out of all my friends, your the first."

I'll never have friends!!!
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #49 on: 08-25-2003 15:53 »
« Last Edit on: 08-25-2003 15:53 »

I can't remember exactly word for word what Fry says, but in 'Devils Hands' he says something like this, about getting his hands chopped off...

"Now quit moaning and chop them off!"
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #50 on: 08-25-2003 16:13 »

I'll never have the opportunity to sing that whole opera at someone. Unless they are just asking me what I want, and I go from the part where the robot devil says: i want my hands back.
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #51 on: 08-25-2003 16:25 »

Ooh, one of my very first posts has been bumped.  I'll probably never say "Y'know sometimes I wish your real parents were still alive...not often."  You can't really say that and have it be funny in real life.
Jamesbondcja

Professor
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« Reply #52 on: 08-25-2003 17:15 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by spacepilot3000:
"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"   laff

Hah I've used that!

The I would love to use is:

"The president is gasping on my gas bladder, what an honor!"


I'm A firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class.

Especially since I rule.
Vamsi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #53 on: 08-25-2003 17:39 »
« Last Edit on: 08-25-2003 17:39 »

"Welcome swingers. Pull up a groove and get fabulous!"

Gotta throw a party so I can welcome everyone with that line   smile
Mylx

Crustacean
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« Reply #54 on: 08-25-2003 18:08 »

After recieving Christmas cards: "I got the most! I win Xmas!"
JRay

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #55 on: 08-25-2003 18:46 »

Did your neck step in something? Oh, no thats just your body.
Bender, A Head in the Polls
foxyboxing

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #56 on: 08-26-2003 11:51 »

I both rue and lament that fact that I will never get to use this gem...

"Mama Mia, The Cruel Meatball Of War Has-A Rolled Onto Our Laps And-A Ruined Our White Pants Of Peace!"

however, with such winners as...

"I'm swelling with patriotic mucus!"
"Full price for gum? That dog won't bark monseignor"
"Banana!Banana!Banana!"

I'm never at a loss for something to say...
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #57 on: 08-26-2003 12:52 »

"Why oh why didn't I break his legs....?"  hmpf
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #58 on: 08-26-2003 14:12 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 14:12 »

"I meant ass whiplash."

Edit: "Hey, hey, we can all fight when we're drunk." 

Actually, I plan to use that one as soon as possible, and as often as possible.
Mylx

Crustacean
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« Reply #59 on: 08-26-2003 16:03 »

"They're tasty, right? Let's call them Tasticles."

Yeah, I'll definately never use that one.
Lionel Hutz Esq

Bending Unit
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« Reply #60 on: 08-26-2003 22:18 »

"Well, then, you are in luck, Because tonight I'm a holding, stroking, loving machine.  Also Spanking."

Shame, really...,
zb

Crustacean
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« Reply #61 on: 08-27-2003 01:28 »

I may never get an opening for "I was going to eat that mummy."
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #62 on: 08-27-2003 04:17 »

If I said you have a nice body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

Are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter?

This isn't a war...It's a murder.  This is'n a Wah, it's a Moider.

This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive!
Idle Hands

Crustacean
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« Reply #63 on: 09-02-2003 10:31 »

Farnsworth has all the best unquotable lines:
"Oooh, you'd like us to believe that, wouldn't you, Leela? Or should I say Evila?"

"Fifty-three? Ooh, now I'm going to need a fake ID to rent ultra-porn."

And here's one I actually get to use, since a friend of mine made me a replica of the little stone sarcophagus he comes in; it sits on my desk and provokes people to ask "What's that?"

"That's Emperor Nimbala. He ruled Zubenthine 69 million years ago!"
outlander3000

Crustacean
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« Reply #64 on: 09-02-2003 18:45 »

farnsworth: "Ahhh to be young again...and also a robot." -the series has landed

farnsworth: "There it is. The pelvic splanchnic ganglion. Tickle it, then get ready for the ride of your lives." -parasites lost

fry: "I'm a little nervous and i've got brain in my buttcrack." -the why of fry
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #65 on: 09-02-2003 23:05 »

"Teach me to love, you squishy poet from beyond the stars!"
-Why Must I Be A Crustacian In Love?
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #66 on: 09-02-2003 23:16 »
« Last Edit on: 09-02-2003 23:16 »

"Sexlexia"

"You're Lumpy and you smell awful."

On guns:
"Simple point and click interface."

My personal fave:

"Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh...AHAHAHAHAHA!"
Nixorbo

UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #67 on: 09-02-2003 23:28 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
On guns:
"Simple point and click interface."

My personal fave:

"Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh...AHAHAHAHAHA!"

What are you talking about?  You use those all the time.

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #68 on: 09-02-2003 23:30 »

Only around you Greg...You should know by now, you don't count.


AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
feralHuman

Bending Unit
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« Reply #69 on: 09-04-2003 10:31 »

"Your Mother."

- said in a deadpan cartridge-bot kind of way.
Asylum-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #70 on: 09-04-2003 20:27 »

"You, sir, have defaced a national treasure. I demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory!" ~ Bender

Hahahaha.
Nixorbo

UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #71 on: 09-04-2003 22:57 »
« Last Edit on: 09-04-2003 22:57 »

From the Brannigan, Begin Again deleted scene:

Zapp:  Looks like I'll have to sleep my way to the top.  Kif, wake me when I get there.

 
Quote
Originally posted by JRay:
Did your neck step in something? Oh, no thats just your body.
Bender, A Head in the Polls

Fry: Hey Bender, can I take a ride in your car?
Bender: Maybe if you wash up first - it looks like your head stepped in something.  Oh, I'm sorry, that's just your body!
Asylum-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #72 on: 09-04-2003 23:00 »

"I once put a laugh track on a sitcom that had no jokes in it." ~ The Network President in Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV
MetaFox

Crustacean
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« Reply #73 on: 09-05-2003 19:16 »
« Last Edit on: 09-05-2003 19:16 »

Why am I sticky and naked?  Did I miss something fun?
NoAPOlogies

Bending Unit
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« Reply #74 on: 09-05-2003 22:01 »

"I have made it with a woman"

"Just let me work for a little food. I could paint a fence or service you sexually or mop the floors"

"All glory to the hypnotoad"

"One of these days Ndnd, bang! Zoom! Straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei 8"

"Don't you care that I murdered Hermes?"
Rocketboy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #75 on: 09-06-2003 00:15 »

HAHA! I am winning! I am the greetest! And now I shall leave earth for no RASIN!!!!
MetaFox

Crustacean
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« Reply #76 on: 09-06-2003 01:25 »

"Pull harder you son of a me!"

"If you see Mommy, tell her I killed you!"

"Avenge my disembodiment!"
Goldfish

Bending Unit
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« Reply #77 on: 09-06-2003 05:34 »

"what smells like blue?"
"Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well."
"Last time aliens attacked the most intelligent were paired off to mate continually. Oh yes..."
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #78 on: 09-06-2003 11:40 »

Quote
Originally posted by MetaFox:
"Pull harder you son of a me!"

Aaah what ep is this from I could swear I just saw it but dammit I can't remember....!  mad
Nixorbo

UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #79 on: 09-06-2003 11:42 »
« Last Edit on: 09-06-2003 11:42 »

Isn't that from the game?

"Now there's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!"
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