Favourite quotes you'll never use?

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einess: did you every get the feeling we just go with girls because were suppose to?

fry: no never say or think that again

[Reply #41 on:]

Beastie Boys: Hey bender gonna make some noise, with your harddrive scratched by the Beastie Boys

[Reply #42 on:]

 

Originally posted by payndz:
 Yay yay yay! And so did my site, Can't Get Enough Amy Wong... oh.   

i know, i thought about you when i heard that, (David X is a quality guy) Youve got fans all over the world   

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"I've never been so glad to be beat up by a woman"

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I'd like to add to my previous quote:
"Yes, there's no safer occupation then mining.  Especially on a snowball going a million miles an hour.  Woooo!  Weee!  Weeoooo!  Safe."

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"We demand bouncing, followed by rolling, followed by rolling of the third type."

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"yes, ordinary water, laced with more than a few spoonfulls of lsd."

[Reply #47 on:]

"To induce vomiting, that was the solution!  Everywhere it went, ho ho ho ho ho.  What a Valentine's day that was!"

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"Out of all my friends, your the first."

I'll never have friends!!!

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I can't remember exactly word for word what Fry says, but in 'Devils Hands' he says something like this, about getting his hands chopped off...

"Now quit moaning and chop them off!"

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I'll never have the opportunity to sing that whole opera at someone. Unless they are just asking me what I want, and I go from the part where the robot devil says: i want my hands back.

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Ooh, one of my very first posts has been bumped.  I'll probably never say "Y'know sometimes I wish your real parents were still alive...not often."  You can't really say that and have it be funny in real life.

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Originally posted by spacepilot3000:
"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"   

Hah I've used that!

The I would love to use is:

"The president is gasping on my gas bladder, what an honor!"

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"Welcome swingers. Pull up a groove and get fabulous!"

Gotta throw a party so I can welcome everyone with that line   

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After recieving Christmas cards: "I got the most! I win Xmas!"

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Did your neck step in something? Oh, no thats just your body.
Bender, A Head in the Polls

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I both rue and lament that fact that I will never get to use this gem...

"Mama Mia, The Cruel Meatball Of War Has-A Rolled Onto Our Laps And-A Ruined Our White Pants Of Peace!"

however, with such winners as...

"I'm swelling with patriotic mucus!"
"Full price for gum? That dog won't bark monseignor"
"Banana!Banana!Banana!"

I'm never at a loss for something to say...

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"Why oh why didn't I break his legs....?" 

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"I meant ass whiplash."

Edit: "Hey, hey, we can all fight when we're drunk." 

Actually, I plan to use that one as soon as possible, and as often as possible.

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"They're tasty, right? Let's call them Tasticles."

Yeah, I'll definately never use that one.

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"Well, then, you are in luck, Because tonight I'm a holding, stroking, loving machine.  Also Spanking."

Shame, really...,

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I may never get an opening for "I was going to eat that mummy."

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If I said you have a nice body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

Are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter?

This isn't a war...It's a murder.  This is'n a Wah, it's a Moider.

This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive!

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Farnsworth has all the best unquotable lines:
"Oooh, you'd like us to believe that, wouldn't you, Leela? Or should I say Evila?"

"Fifty-three? Ooh, now I'm going to need a fake ID to rent ultra-porn."

And here's one I actually get to use, since a friend of mine made me a replica of the little stone sarcophagus he comes in; it sits on my desk and provokes people to ask "What's that?"

"That's Emperor Nimbala. He ruled Zubenthine 69 million years ago!"

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farnsworth: "Ahhh to be young again...and also a robot." -the series has landed

farnsworth: "There it is. The pelvic splanchnic ganglion. Tickle it, then get ready for the ride of your lives." -parasites lost

fry: "I'm a little nervous and i've got brain in my buttcrack." -the why of fry

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"Teach me to love, you squishy poet from beyond the stars!"
-Why Must I Be A Crustacian In Love?

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"Sexlexia"

"You're Lumpy and you smell awful."

On guns:
"Simple point and click interface."

My personal fave:

"Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh...AHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
On guns:
"Simple point and click interface."

My personal fave:

"Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh...AHAHAHAHAHA!"

What are you talking about?  You use those all the time.

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Only around you Greg...You should know by now, you don't count.


AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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"Your Mother."

- said in a deadpan cartridge-bot kind of way.

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"You, sir, have defaced a national treasure. I demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory!" ~ Bender

Hahahaha.

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From the Brannigan, Begin Again deleted scene:

Zapp:  Looks like I'll have to sleep my way to the top.  Kif, wake me when I get there.

 

Originally posted by JRay:
Did your neck step in something? Oh, no thats just your body.
Bender, A Head in the Polls

Fry: Hey Bender, can I take a ride in your car?
Bender: Maybe if you wash up first - it looks like your head stepped in something.  Oh, I'm sorry, that's just your body!

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"I once put a laugh track on a sitcom that had no jokes in it." ~ The Network President in Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV

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Why am I sticky and naked?  Did I miss something fun?

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"I have made it with a woman"

"Just let me work for a little food. I could paint a fence or service you sexually or mop the floors"

"All glory to the hypnotoad"

"One of these days Ndnd, bang! Zoom! Straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei 8"

"Don't you care that I murdered Hermes?"

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HAHA! I am winning! I am the greetest! And now I shall leave earth for no RASIN!!!!

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"Pull harder you son of a me!"

"If you see Mommy, tell her I killed you!"

"Avenge my disembodiment!"

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"what smells like blue?"
"Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well."
"Last time aliens attacked the most intelligent were paired off to mate continually. Oh yes..."

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Originally posted by MetaFox:
"Pull harder you son of a me!"

Aaah what ep is this from I could swear I just saw it but dammit I can't remember....! 

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Isn't that from the game?

"Now there's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!"