Favourite quotes you'll never use?

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DXC: To hell with you Bill Odenkirk!
Don't know if that counts.

Bender: How can I sing about being broken if I'm not? Thats like Christina Aquilera singing in Spanish!

TOTP-Quote:
Beck: "That was the best 40-minute washboardsolo I've ever heard, and the parts when I was awake blew my mind."

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Squirt it [jergin's] on some homeless guy with dry elbows.

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"That young man fills me with hope...And some other emotions that are wierd, and deeply confusing."

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Originally posted by Xmpel:
Beck: "That was the best 40-minute washboardsolo I've ever heard, and the parts when I was awake blew my mind."

"That song doesn't normally last three hours, but we got into a serious thing.  And then I forgot how it ended."

I've always wanted to use that at a gig.

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"What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!"

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"You can't just quit the Mafia! They'll melt you into kneecaps and then smash them!"

From a deleted scene for Bender Gets Made.

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"Don't kill me yet! I'm starting to come down with Stockholm Syndrome...handsome."

I severely doubt I'll ever get to use that one, in context at least.  If anyone ever holds me hostage though...look out.

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Alright bird! You thought you could beat me in a game of wits. Well you just met your equal.

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You mean somewhere out there than's a Bender more evil than me?  I do my best, dammit!

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i think its(and i cant remember who said it) "its just the gas escaping from his flabs of fat"

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"Yes, yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases" always cracks me up, but I really don't see it ever being appropriate (as in making sense, not being inoffensive)... shame, really.

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Originally posted by MattyB:
Alright bird! You thought you could beat me in a game of wits. Well you just met your equal.

that just gave me and idea. but i'm not sure if it's appropriate for the message boards.

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"My family, my workmates, my girlfriend, I'll never see them again... YAHOO!!!"
"Yes, but my way is more evil!"
"Killbots have a built in kill-limit. Realising this, I sent wave after wave of my own men to their doom until they shut down."
"Good news everyone! I taught the toaster to feel love!"
"Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!"
"Let us out! We've cooked our shoes in the drier and eaten them and now we're bored!"

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i have one for a snowy day when you're outside with a friend, "____ if i drop dead, make sure i freeze in a dignified position, none of that huddled over for warmth crap." that was from the episode Godfellas, i'm not quite sure which episode number that was.

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I LOVE ALL OF THESE QUOTES BUT ONE OF THE BEST IS "ALL HAIL THE HYPNO TOAD" NOT OF MY FRIENDS ARE AS MAD ON FUTURAMA AS I AM AND THEY WOULD GO YEAH, ER WASN'T THAT SOMETHING ON TV???
"DOOMED TO DRIFT ALONE WITH HARDLY ANY SWAG" "HONEY, I WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT TASTE IF I WAS WEARING A LIME GREEN TANK TOP" DOES ANYONE KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES HAVE A LIME GREEN TANK TOP??? COS I WOULD LOVE TO MEET THEM AND GET THEM TO TALK ABOUT TASTE JUST SO I COULD SAY THAT...
ITS UNFORUNATE COS MOST OF THEM ARE SET IN THE FUTURE AND YOU CAN'T MAKE A CUTTING BUT STOLEN REMARK ABOUT YOUR FRIEND WHO IS A DELIVERY BOY FROM 1000 YEARS AGO. WELL, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMEKIND OF MAGICAL TIME MACHINE AND IF YOU DO I LOVE AND CAN I BORROW IT????
I WOULD ALSO LOVE TO SAY "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS" MY ASS ISN'T SHINY YET BUT IM WORKING ON THAT.......... SURGERY HERE I COME..........

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Dude, Caps? ARE YOU MAD?!?!

When you write a quote just write:
Hypnotoad: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

And with that quote this isn't spam 

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Originally posted by Lt. Kroker:
"What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!"

  Class! I love that line, It always makes me laugh.

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the poop eradication is just one aspect of your importance

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"save all my friends ... and zoidberg!"

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Fry: I hope your calculations are correct.
Brain: Our calculations are always correct for we are gigantic brains.

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Bender: Im not getting good reception on it theough, Maybe if i wiggle it around a little-
Fry: Bender, don't! You'll make God cry!

Bender: I wonder if I could eat Nachos and go to the Bathroom at the same time!

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Xmpel: YES!!! That IS really memorable... That episode has many great quotes.
My favorite quote that I will (probably) never use is: "Why should I believe you? You're HITLER!" from "The Scary Door" in "I Dated a Robot"
Or maybe "We will not condone bouncing of the 7th variety!" From the negotiations in "War Is The H-Word"
But there are many more, too busy to post them at the moment...

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And BT... Strit (my fellolw dane): I believe that it was from "Parasites Lost" just before the thing blows to smithereens and Fry gets the leadpipe shot through his spine (ouch!)

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Choke on that, causality!

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"Take it off, or I'll break it off!" 

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dear lord they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pick-up till january third!

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I will never properly use "hey you kids, get off the lawn!"
I quote that at every oppoutunity and my friends are now sick of hearing it. I am considering becoming an old cranky caretaker (janitor) at a school or something JUST so I can say that 

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I have to go with well most anything zoidberg says.

Whats this, 2 meals in one week?

Help! Friends! a ginnie pig tricked me

Did you see me escaping, i was all like, woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop.

Look whos intimidating who now big city

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I don't know if any one said this but
Bender: CURSE YOU MERCIFUL PECIDENT!

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*Posiden

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Bender: Ever got beat up by a guy dressed up as a chick? 

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Bender: Dude. What is the deal with the ocean?