Ok, looks like it's time for a reposting...
You know that you're far too much of a 'Futurama' fan when
001 ... you always say ax, aks, or axe instead of ask.
002 ... depending on your gender, you've got a crush on either Fry or Leela
003 ... depending on your gender, you've fallen hopelessly in love with either Fry or Leela.
004 ... the first swearword that comes to your mind is always '(r@p'.
005 ... you start pronouncing 'robot' as 'robut'.
006 ... you always think of Fry and Leela as lovers and it comes as quite a shock when you actually turn on the TV and remember that they're not. (Yet.)
007 ... you accidentally write the typo 'aks' instead of 'ask' on an official work document and it doesn't occur to you to fix it.
008 ... you've done the above so many times that you've finally added 'aks' to your word processor's dictionary.
009 ... you've personally created your own transcripts for all of the original episodes, complete with every little detail, gesture, expression, and your own speculations about what the missing Alien Language Two character might look like.
010 ... you're completely sure about the number of eyes in apartment 1I.
011 ... you greet your friends by saying 'Good news, everyone!' or 'What up?'
012 ... you sigh just like Kif or Leela when you become exasperated.
013 ... you've begun to really hate or really enjoy the taste of lobster.
014 ... you use your peelified.com pseudonym at sites concerning subjects other than 'Futurama'.
015 ... you've spent an exuberant amount of time researching the proper spellings of 'Turanga' and 'Phillip'.
016 ... you've spent an exuberant amount of time researching the proper spelling of 'Axe'.
017 ... you start imagining about what really happened in Universe #1.
018 ... you've named your first-born Fry, Leela, or Bender.
019 ... you start writing useless fan fiction.
020 ... you start reading useless fan fiction.
021 ... you've buried a time capsule containing all the DVDs and comics, so that there might be a chance to pass it on to later generations, lest it be forgotten.
022 ... you've drawn enough fan art that if you flipped through it all at the rate of 29.95 per second, you'd have a full length feature film.
023 ... you understand exactly why the episode 'Raging Bender' is constantly being featured at the peelified.com homepage.
024 ... you can distinguish at first glance cartoons drawn by Matt Groening's animators and ones drawn by him personally.
025 ... you've deciphered the characters on Leela's bracelet.
026 ... you've become a fan of '8 Simple Rules' just because Katey Sagal stars in it.
027 ... you've boycotted '8 Simple Rules' just because Katey Sagal stars in it and it's not 'Futurama'.
028 ... you start agreeing with me.
029 ... you've figured out a pattern to Leela's rejection of Fry, because you are determined that there must be one, damn it.
030 ... you start writing useless fan fiction that's actually startlingly in character.
031 ... you've started lording it over everybody else that you've come up with a pun on 'Fry' and 'Friday' that never came up in the original series.
032 ... not only have you already found the missing Alien Language Two character, but also discovered Alien Language Three, Four, and Five point Two.
033 ... you know who Kenneth White is.
034 ... you know who I am.
035 ... you know what I am.
036 ... you finally realize the pun on 'Claudia De La Roca' and 'The Countess De La Roca'.
037 ... you can close your eyes and instantly replay any episode in your head.
038 ... you've looked up 'I. C. Wiener' in the phonebook.
039 ... you've called I. C. Wiener.
040 ... I. C. Wiener's filed a restaining order against you.
041 ... the words 'Excuse me' have been replaced with 'Eh, wha-?' in your vocabulary.
042 ... you wonder why the series never attempted to make a pun on 'Douglas Atoms'.
043 ... you've looked for Neptunian Slug at the supermarket.
044 ... you've actually found it.
045 ... you visit 'The Leela Zone' (www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar
) often enough that you actually know where you'll end up if you accidentally forget to type '.ar'.
046 ... you start feeling sorry for Zoidberg.
047 ... you start feeling sorry for me.
048 ... your fan fictions become easier and easier to read.
049 ... you can't stop yourself from saying 'X-mas' when you mean 'Christmas'.
050 ... 'got futurama?' is more relevant to you than 'got milk?'.
051 ... you've changed your phone number to '1-900-BITE-MY-SHINY-METAL-ASS'.
052 ... you've either found, settled, or started a dispute over what color Fry's hair is.
053 ... you've counted the presise number of times the characters from the 30th century have erred by saying the word 'Ask' instead of 'Axe'.
054 ... you know how to properly spell 'The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz'.
055 ... finally, after all that mucking around with accidentally saying 'Axe' instead of 'Ask', you make it part of your vocabulary.
056 ... you're always logged on to peelified.com
057 ... you spend more time coming up with "fixes" for continuity errors than you do looking for them.
058 ... you see a font called "drunken robot" and get annoyed that it looks nothing like any font Bender would have anything to do with.
059 ... you chew your cereal in rhythm with the theme song.
060 ... you're watching 'Star Trek', and suddenly, for some reason, you accidentally refer to Spock as 'Fry'.
061 ... the term 'πKEA' is etched forever in your mind.
062 ... your PEEL rank is the centerpiece of your resume.