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laptopmoerder

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« Reply #560 on: 07-26-2006 15:18 »
« Last Edit on: 07-26-2006 15:18 »

laptopmoerder's checklist for wasting a day:

Inventory:
A room with curtains and a door to lock     [ ]
A DVD player or computer with DVD drive     [ ]
A video beamer or *large* flat panel screen [ ]
All Futurama DVDs                           [ ]
A reliable energy supplier or a UPS or the
whole electronic crap running on battery    [ ]
Food, snacks and beverages for the next 26
hours                                       [ ]
A toilet in the room                        [ ]
Replacement for all the items listed above
in case of emergency                        [ ]

Steps to be taken:
All equipment configured in a way that 26.4
hours of continuous DVD playback is possible[ ]
All equipment powered up correctly          [ ]
Sort Futurama DVDs in ascending order       [ ]
-repeat 15 times:-
 Pick next Futurama DVD
 Insert DVD into playback device
 watch all epsodes on that DVD
 remove DVD from playback device
o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o               [ ]
 Turn off all equipment and go to bed       [ ]

enjoy!

edit: Gnaaah, how do I change this to a non-proportional font?

Hooray, top of the page
FryluvsLeela

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« Reply #561 on: 07-26-2006 19:13 »
« Last Edit on: 07-26-2006 19:13 »

you save pictures of Futurama pioctures

you wear a ponytail with a tanktop

you groan and sigh like Kif

you start threatening boys for being inapropriate with you

you rent Futurama dvds everytime you go to the video store
fryismy_homefry

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #562 on: 07-27-2006 03:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Xanfor:
Try 26.4 hours.


Ok. That's my new goal.

Oh, and for the list... when your new goal is to watch all Futurama episodes in 26.4 hours.

laptopmoerder

Starship Captain
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« Reply #563 on: 07-27-2006 10:44 »

You have a serious Futurama-related social problem when:
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #564 on: 07-27-2006 10:59 »

Haha , Laptop , you'll never guess what MY homepage is in a million years:P
laptopmoerder

Starship Captain
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« Reply #565 on: 07-27-2006 11:10 »

GET A LIFE! You, you... eeeh, ah, forget it! Just come over here! *opens a bottle of beer*

"You are covered with bedores!" "Not 'covered'"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #566 on: 08-09-2006 21:35 »

You know you watch too much futurama when-
* You kick over a trash can and are surprised it doesn't tell you what a loser you are
* You find yourself looking for Bachelor Chow at the supermarket
* You chop off your friend's head in a savage attempt to preserve it for thousands of years.
 big grin
dumb-is-fun

Poppler
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« Reply #567 on: 08-10-2006 10:52 »

you think its the year 3000
you are now convinced there is a whole civilization under New York
you look in the stores for slurm
you get scared when you see someone go in a telephone booth...or "suicide booth"
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #568 on: 08-10-2006 22:25 »

You want to get "great lift" from a radioactive furnace near you.

You are scared your iDog will commence a 3-hour yipping session

You look in Coca~Cola cans for the Golden Bottlecap

tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #569 on: 08-11-2006 13:59 »

You believe that hell exists, and that it's in New Jersey

You try to locate Pancci's Pizza
TheGlob

Starship Captain
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« Reply #570 on: 08-11-2006 23:38 »

You Use Words Like Gluh And Cheese It!
shibz10

Poppler
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« Reply #571 on: 08-12-2006 13:31 »

You try and have the funniest most clever post on thisboard
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #572 on: 08-12-2006 13:37 »

You have the desire to freeze youself then become your own grandfather
.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #573 on: 08-12-2006 16:54 »

You ask Ron Popeill if he can preserve your head
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #574 on: 08-12-2006 17:04 »

You wish your head could get a jar like Al Gore's.
Fryman28b

Bending Unit
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« Reply #575 on: 08-13-2006 21:45 »

You crash your computer downloading Futurama skins and fics and art and episodes and...

Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #576 on: 08-13-2006 23:26 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2006 00:00 »

Ok, looks like it's time for a reposting...

You know that you're far too much of a 'Futurama' fan when


001 ... you always say ax, aks, or axe instead of ask.
002 ... depending on your gender, you've got a crush on either Fry or Leela
003 ... depending on your gender, you've fallen hopelessly in love with either Fry or Leela.
004 ... the first swearword that comes to your mind is always '(r@p'.
005 ... you start pronouncing 'robot' as 'robut'.
006 ... you always think of Fry and Leela as lovers and it comes as quite a shock when you actually turn on the TV and remember that they're not. (Yet.)
007 ... you accidentally write the typo 'aks' instead of 'ask' on an official work document and it doesn't occur to you to fix it.
008 ... you've done the above so many times that you've finally added 'aks' to your word processor's dictionary.
009 ... you've personally created your own transcripts for all of the original episodes, complete with every little detail, gesture, expression, and your own speculations about what the missing Alien Language Two character might look like.
010 ... you're completely sure about the number of eyes in apartment 1I.
011 ... you greet your friends by saying 'Good news, everyone!' or 'What up?'
012 ... you sigh just like Kif or Leela when you become exasperated.
013 ... you've begun to really hate or really enjoy the taste of lobster.
014 ... you use your peelified.com pseudonym at sites concerning subjects other than 'Futurama'.
015 ... you've spent an exuberant amount of time researching the proper spellings of 'Turanga' and 'Phillip'.
016 ... you've spent an exuberant amount of time researching the proper spelling of 'Axe'.
017 ... you start imagining about what really happened in Universe #1.
018 ... you've named your first-born Fry, Leela, or Bender.
019 ... you start writing useless fan fiction.
020 ... you start reading useless fan fiction.
021 ... you've buried a time capsule containing all the DVDs and comics, so that there might be a chance to pass it on to later generations, lest it be forgotten.
022 ... you've drawn enough fan art that if you flipped through it all at the rate of 29.95 per second, you'd have a full length feature film.
023 ... you understand exactly why the episode 'Raging Bender' is constantly being featured at the peelified.com homepage.
024 ... you can distinguish at first glance cartoons drawn by Matt Groening's animators and ones drawn by him personally.
025 ... you've deciphered the characters on Leela's bracelet.
026 ... you've become a fan of '8 Simple Rules' just because Katey Sagal stars in it.
027 ... you've boycotted '8 Simple Rules' just because Katey Sagal stars in it and it's not 'Futurama'.
028 ... you start agreeing with me.
029 ... you've figured out a pattern to Leela's rejection of Fry, because you are determined that there must be one, damn it.
030 ... you start writing useless fan fiction that's actually startlingly in character.
031 ... you've started lording it over everybody else that you've come up with a pun on 'Fry' and 'Friday' that never came up in the original series.
032 ... not only have you already found the missing Alien Language Two character, but also discovered Alien Language Three, Four, and Five point Two.
033 ... you know who Kenneth White is.
034 ... you know who I am.
035 ... you know what I am.
036 ... you finally realize the pun on 'Claudia De La Roca' and 'The Countess De La Roca'.
037 ... you can close your eyes and instantly replay any episode in your head.
038 ... you've looked up 'I. C. Wiener' in the phonebook.
039 ... you've called I. C. Wiener.
040 ... I. C. Wiener's filed a restaining order against you.
041 ... the words 'Excuse me' have been replaced with 'Eh, wha-?' in your vocabulary.
042 ... you wonder why the series never attempted to make a pun on 'Douglas Atoms'.
043 ... you've looked for Neptunian Slug at the supermarket.
044 ... you've actually found it.
045 ... you visit 'The Leela Zone' (www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar) often enough that you actually know where you'll end up if you accidentally forget to type '.ar'.
046 ... you start feeling sorry for Zoidberg.
047 ... you start feeling sorry for me.
048 ... your fan fictions become easier and easier to read.
049 ... you can't stop yourself from saying 'X-mas' when you mean 'Christmas'.
050 ... 'got futurama?' is more relevant to you than 'got milk?'.
051 ... you've changed your phone number to '1-900-BITE-MY-SHINY-METAL-ASS'.
052 ... you've either found, settled, or started a dispute over what color Fry's hair is.
053 ... you've counted the presise number of times the characters from the 30th century have erred by saying the word 'Ask' instead of 'Axe'.
054 ... you know how to properly spell 'The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz'.
055 ... finally, after all that mucking around with accidentally saying 'Axe' instead of 'Ask', you make it part of your vocabulary.
056 ... you're always logged on to peelified.com
057 ... you spend more time coming up with "fixes" for continuity errors than you do looking for them.
058 ... you see a font called "drunken robot" and get annoyed that it looks nothing like any font Bender would have anything to do with.
059 ... you chew your cereal in rhythm with the theme song.
060 ... you're watching 'Star Trek', and suddenly, for some reason, you accidentally refer to Spock as 'Fry'.
061 ... the term 'πKEA' is etched forever in your mind.
062 ... your PEEL rank is the centerpiece of your resume.

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #577 on: 08-14-2006 01:04 »

Wow! That's A LOT! those are some good ones, Xanthor. i tip my bonnet to you.

* you are constantly posting things like 'yah' and 'yup' just to boost your PEEL rank
* you start to cry just cuz Leela rejected Fry. again. oh, no... cry cry <-these prove *sniff* nothing!
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #578 on: 08-14-2006 12:00 »

You may be a Futurama addict when...

You start building the Leela shrine seen at the Turanaga's house in "Leela's Homeworld."

...right after you finish the Fry shrine...
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #579 on: 08-14-2006 12:40 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2006 12:40 »

you might be addicted to futurama if

you've got every futurama song on your ipod, including the ones from the videogame

your favorite day of the week is Fryday

you no longer think its eccentric to have purple hair

you've worked out the genetics behind someone who is his own grandfather

you think about building a time machine so you can be your own grandfather

you've researched the legality of a suicide booth company.

you're building a suicide booth in your basement

your dreams start taking on aspects of Matt Groening's drawing style

at the end of every dream you hear the message 'this dream brought to you by lightspeed briefs'

you feed your computer alchohol when it starts acting crazy
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #580 on: 08-14-2006 12:50 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by soylentOrange:
you might be addicted to futurama if

you've got every futurama song on your ipod, including the ones from the videogame


Oh ya! the ones from the video game *runs off to get Ipod*
Hooray! I'm obssessed!!  tongue  big grin
laptopmoerder

Starship Captain
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« Reply #581 on: 08-14-2006 12:56 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2006 12:56 »

ok, these might have been done already, but I'm way too lazy to search the previous 14 pages...

You've watched too much Futurama if...
...you celebrate Freedom Day and you've actually found out what day to celebrate it on.
...you celebrate Robot Party Week, yet you regret you aren't a robot
...you've desperately searched your local book store and Amazon for "Harry Potter And The Balance Of Earth"
...write letters of complaint to Ikea, pointing out that the company name isn't written correctly as "&#960;kea" on the signs.
...you sing along to "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" and Donovan's "Atlantis" with the "correct" lyrics.


You should get new friends if...
...they share the same values of "correct" on the last two points with you.
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #582 on: 08-14-2006 13:01 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by soylentOrange:including the ones from the videogame

Damn, I forgot those.

Bring on the pudding!
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #583 on: 08-14-2006 13:25 »

I've got 'em all on the music section of my futurama site if you want them.

The Central Bureaucracy
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #584 on: 08-14-2006 13:42 »

You might be a Futurama addict if...

You yell "Your savior is coming! (In a thousand years. [Fry}Heh heh heh.[/Fry])" into random sewers.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #585 on: 08-14-2006 13:47 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2006 13:47 »

Heh heh. If you rephrased that slightly you would have had a very clever 'Red Dwarf' reference.   wink

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #586 on: 08-14-2006 20:47 »

you might be addicted if you run up and down the streets, yelling,
"FRY AND LEELA SHOULD GET TOGETHER!!!"
of course, for us shippers, that would just barely be crossing the line.  big grin
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #587 on: 08-16-2006 00:19 »

you want to adress complaints to the Monsento corp. about those darn gopher/beaver things in your backyard.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #588 on: 08-16-2006 01:33 »

i think they're gophers. ooh, ooh! do i qualify as obsessive if I know what the hell they were?

-you know you are obssessed when
-you still wet your pants when one of the PE crew is in danger after watching the episode more than three times already.
-You label yourself as a shipper and do everything possible to persuade non-shippers to want to join your side.

psst...hey, buddy? you wanna *looks around, opens cloak* ...become a shipper?. lol.  tongue
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #589 on: 08-16-2006 03:09 »

You and your siblings say 'CoffeeCoffeeCoffee... etc' at each other just for fun when someone mentions the word 'Coffee' or 'Tea' even though you don't drink the stuff.
...
You blow kisses at each other and yell; 'That's a cheek seeker!'
...
When randomly trying to whack each other on the butt and someone misses yell; 'Yeah, that hurt... THE AIR!'
...
You have 90% or more of the made up songs saved on your computer.
...
You actually listen to them.
...
You know all the lyrics.
...
Your siblings know all the lyrics
...
My brothers are weird... I'm just insane... Woo! We live to suck another day! *throws confetti and does the cancan*
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #590 on: 08-16-2006 08:12 »

yay! cancan!*dances*
-When you dance along with a fellow PEEL member to the CanCan yelling "Freedom freedom, freedom, oy!"
-When you train your dogs to bark along to 'jingle bells' whenever you pass by in a pointy hat.
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #591 on: 08-16-2006 12:46 »

After you sneak a little extra dessert when you aren't supposed to, you are wary of every Santa themed anything, because you are worried he will kill you.

*Joins in on the darn good cancan*
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #592 on: 08-16-2006 12:49 »

063 ... Every time you try to sing the lyrics to 'Brown Eyed Girl', you end up singing 'One Eyed Girl'.

Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #593 on: 08-16-2006 12:57 »

nice one.
you try to talk like your fave character.
(i know i've tried to imitate fry's voice...i wasn't that bad...)
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #594 on: 08-16-2006 17:43 »

Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy! *continues to dance*

I've tried to imitate people, too. although there aren't a lot of female voices to choose from, i have done (although slightly altered bcause i am female) impressions of Roberto, the big(not huge) brain, nibbler, and Enos. they were easier to do because they all had such a heavy accent i could relate too, and weren't someone's original voice. I like to believe they are pretty good. it made my friends laugh.
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #595 on: 08-17-2006 08:36 »

Same here. I made my friends crack up with my Fry impression.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #596 on: 08-17-2006 09:37 »

works every time. Try some of the weirder voices, too, like nibbler or the big brain. just hearing nibbler's chirps and squeeks makes 'em laff.
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #597 on: 08-17-2006 18:59 »

Haha, will do, KitKat.
Here's more:
You think there will be a tube in the Statue of Liberty's hand.
You have the desire to buy your own Robot 1-X.
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #598 on: 08-18-2006 00:10 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by HopelessShipper:
You start building the Leela shrine seen at the Turanaga's house in "Leela's Homeworld."

...right after you finish the Fry shrine...

Pictures will be up soon!
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #599 on: 08-18-2006 00:13 »

Hahah! You have a Fry shrine? I'd like to see that! Or is it a Leela shrine? O_o
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