You know you watch too much Futurama when...

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when you continually 'bam' your colleagues a la Elzar

(and some of the people I work with scare easy)

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When your only friends have the same blood type as you.

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WHEN YOU DRINK 300 CUPS OF COFFEE WITH A GOV'T REBATE!

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when something smashes and u make explosion noises like fry
 

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When you correct someone for saying 300 cups of coffee, when it was actually 100.

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oh man... it was 3 dollars a cup wasn't it!!!

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...you think wearing pyjamas is a good reason not to save people's lives

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...you come in late to work, and say to your boss you got mauled by jesus.

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Originally posted by BIG RED:


...you come in late to work, and say to your boss you got mauled by jesus.

Oh, God...That'd be SO funny to write on the late thing at school...
NAME: Rachel B. REASON FOR BEING LATE: Mauled by Jesus.

Insert secretary gving a weird look. 

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when you try to get a job bending girders

when you try to be your own progeny

when you start putting metal in the microwave

when you check the sewers for mutant

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when you go into phonebooths mistaking them for suicide booths... lol

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When you're playing a clarinet and are wondering why no pictures are forming.

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When u stick candy to your ass trying to keep your nephews (this could be used for baby sitting s'pose) to stay close.

You shout 'Do a flip' at those window cleaners hanging from towers... at least I think they were window cleaners... Oh my...

When u start paintin over Bp's fuel station sign with the correct spelling of Hg! ... Btw I might get arrested soon can anyone find me a HyperChicken(represnt y'all) or does any1 know the pore people at the Spa...I think they could put in a good word maybe?

I know it's been done to death but.... Bam! No wait I got one more in me Bam!

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You sing along with the Futurama theme music, imitating every musical sound with your mouth.

You're at a Beastie Boys concert, and you wonder where those bodies came from...

...After the show, you try to strike up a conversation with an amplifier.

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You start asking for the Becktionary instead of the dictionary.

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No, the RHYMING Becktionary!!!

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i wonder if beck gave the futurama guys permission to do that... probably... oh if you wonder stuff like that when you're supposed to be working

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He almost certainly did, seeing as he appeared on the show. In fact, I heard on the commentary that he actually loved the self-deprecating jokes.

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You start to wonder, is the name Harlem Globetrotters just a name or meaning something else(looks at GLOBEtrotters).

You're in English and you're talking about sci-fi and you can't stop seeing Futurama references.

You're in English and you're talking about sci-fi and the teacher says "Does anybody know where the term 'Beam me up, Scotty' comes from?" and you're thinking "What about Welshy?"

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in ode to i_c_weiner... when you start using w's instead of v's

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You can fluently read Alienese. (I'm still learning) 

You only want to date chicks with purple hair...long, sensual, purple hair in a ponytail. 

You put the word "space" before any word in normal conversation.

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You watch Futurama too much when you're watching the Simpsons and your mind makes the yellow skin of the characters normal colors.

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i love this thread... um... when you tell your friends you want to play blurnsball instead of baseball

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...When you wander around your house muttering "Robut" all the time in your best Zoidberg voice, and everyone looks at you as if your head is on backwards. I do it all the time (Maniacal Laughter).

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...you tell the janitor you've never seen him before

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An Xanfor an Katrina? U know u watch.... when u replace the word here with thither

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Originally posted by Leela In Chains:

You only want to date chicks with purple hair...long, sensual, purple hair in a ponytail.   
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*dyes hair purple* *is desperatley lonely*
 

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Get a room u two! and lose some weight! mmwhahahahah hah hah Ow! *gets thwacked by Y&A* Ummm I mean ...

when you look up the other writer David S Cohen's work in the hope that as they have the same name his work is just as funny... to save you alot of time

It's not

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When you call your grandfather "profesor farnsworth" and insist your HIS great uncle from 1000 years in the past.

when you are reading these posts and after each one say "that doesnt mean I watch to much Futurama..they dont know..."

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Kittyminx-I think I have seen some of the other David S Cohens work. I used to see his name in credits and mistake him for being the very same Cohen that we all know and love.  Of course after I watched the Futurama dvd commentaries I did feel a bit silly.
I think I saw his credit in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Courage the Cowardly Dog if i can remember correctly.. (yes, I watched both those shows...).
Now back on topic:
You know you watch too much Futurama when you become involved in a conversation about what you think Slurm tastes like.

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Originally posted by Kittyminx:
Get a room u two! and lose some weight! mmwhahahahah hah hah Ow! *gets thwacked by Y&A* Ummm I mean ...

I wasn't gonna thwack you, but since you mentioned it...
*gets rolled up newspaper. SMACK!!!!!*
     

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when... you are you're own grandfather...

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When you talk on a message board called PEEL.

When you talk on a message board called PEEL on a thread about when you know you watch too much Futurama.

When you look at the thread on the you talk on a message board called PEEL on a thread about when you know you watch too much Futurama and you look at the title of the thread and say "Isn't that a retorical question, like 'Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?' and 'Whoes Line is it Anyway?'"

When you build a What-if Machine to find out what would happen if you hadn't invented the very same What-if Machine.

When you build a What-if Machine.

When you build a What-if Machine to find out what would have happened if Futurama hadn't been canceled.

You know, that gives me an idea with the What-if Machine questions...NEW THREAD ON WHAT-IF MACHINE QUESTIONS!

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lol... if you love stealing?  wait... not that's just petty theivery

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When you hear the song "I Am My Own Grandpa" and immediately think of Roswell That Ends Well.

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You break out singing Walking on Sunshine for no apparent reason.

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when you force your dog to learn walking on sunshine!

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Someone actually did the 300 cups of coffee challenge.... whilst watching the Futurama marathon, I don't know if they watched all 72 episodes though....

Also he had to go to the hospital for heart fibrilations.

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Originally posted by winna:
Someone actually did the 300 cups of coffee challenge.... whilst watching the Futurama marathon, I don't know if they watched all 72 episodes though....

Also he had to go to the hospital for heart fibrilations.

300 cups? Wasn't it 100 cups in 300BB?

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Yeah... typo... Also... Young and Angry has purple hair you say?