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The Hypno Toad

Bending Unit
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« Reply #40 on: 05-24-2003 14:35 »

You actually HAVE robot porn, and you seem to blush everytime your computer starts-up, You prefer Circut City over Premire Adult Factory Outlet, You sneak into computer repair shops to get snapshots for your "personal Use"
dj gs68

Crustacean
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« Reply #41 on: 05-25-2003 01:55 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2003 01:55 »

You die of sonic diarrhea.
You own a gaydar.
When trying to negotiate a deal to end a war, you complain about the excess of body bags and ball sacks.
You turn against your mom.
You manage to live to be 160.
You secure your house on Christmas.
You call Christmas "X-Mas."
You clamp everything in sight.
You try to bend someone 90 degrees back.
...and succeed.
...and they become happier.
El Zilcho

Professor
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« Reply #42 on: 05-25-2003 02:24 »

You know ALL the ep names and production numbers and can recite the synopsis of any one of them at any given time.

Note: I've watched too much Futurama.
dr_Dean_in _Oz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #43 on: 05-25-2003 04:02 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2003 04:02 »

you post in threads titled "You know you watch too much Futurama when..."

(damn its been said before...meh)  roll eyes
The Hypno Toad

Bending Unit
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« Reply #44 on: 05-25-2003 19:57 »

You go to a store and ask for a 6-pak of slurm.......then when he says "WHAT???" you just say " well, then just give me some ham flavored gum"

and you can taste the difference between New! Slurm, And  Slurm Classic!
The Hypno Toad

Bending Unit
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« Reply #45 on: 05-25-2003 20:00 »

you seem to think u own a Smell-a-Scope and you enjoy the smell of Urectum ( Uranus )
The Hypno Toad

Bending Unit
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« Reply #46 on: 05-25-2003 20:05 »

 You look for large plastic tubes and ask people where the East 43 st. tube is

 You claim to have come from robot hell, challange people to fiddling contests, wait for someone to agree, then kill them by beating them over the head with a golden fiddle


.....god......ive got a million of these...hehe..
The Bender

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #47 on: 05-25-2003 20:07 »

STOP POSTING ON THIS THREAD!!
zozer

Bending Unit
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« Reply #48 on: 05-25-2003 20:17 »

 
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Originally posted by The Bender:
STOP POSTING ON THIS THREAD!!

please. hypno toad, can you just say all you need to say in one post


semper fi. carry on.
dj gs68

Crustacean
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« Reply #49 on: 05-25-2003 21:02 »

You tell people to bite your shiny metal ass when you get pissed off.
You bite robot asses.
You pray in binary.
You tell scary stories about Microsoft.
You get pissed off when you hear the words "Star Trek."
You kill anyone who is a Trekkie.
You want to get killed by having your pelvis crushed.
You go into a phone booth, call the operator, and ask to be killed either slowly and painfully, or quickly and painlessly.
Future Angel
Bending Unit
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« Reply #50 on: 05-27-2003 01:10 »

 
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Originally posted by El Zilcho:
You know ALL the ep names and production numbers and can recite the synopsis of any one of them at any given time.

Or, you write out every episode name and production number in production order, including unaired episodes on the back of a 8"x11" piece of paper.

(A 7 hour door (ripping movie tickets) shift is a lot of standing around and doing nothing, especiall on a thursday.)   wink
The Hypno Toad

Bending Unit
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« Reply #51 on: 05-27-2003 11:48 »

(i have some more to say..... so leave me alone....)

You walk around in a lobster costume claiming that you want a balloon

You become sexually aroused by fish

You pop a fin on your head instead......
sheep555

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #52 on: 05-27-2003 11:52 »

You only buy Apple computers...
The Hypno Toad

Bending Unit
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« Reply #53 on: 05-27-2003 12:21 »

You get in your car, take off the moon roof, take your AK-47 and shoot at the birds in the sky thinking that they are invading ships, and you still cant get the last one because it was too fast......
Nixorbo

UberMod
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« Reply #54 on: 05-27-2003 12:51 »

Nobody likes a double-post, much less a triple-post.  Please, for your own sake, <h2>use the edit button</h2>
Gocad

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« Reply #55 on: 05-27-2003 12:57 »
« Last Edit on: 05-27-2003 12:57 »

... you start throwing stuff at anybody who calls himself "Hypno Toad" because you believe that this person might try to hypnotize you.

Move on, there is nothing of interest here.


I'm watching you. Yes, YOU!
Andrea Huckstep

Bending Unit
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« Reply #56 on: 05-27-2003 15:15 »

when your toilet breaks you go in the garbage can like Fry
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #57 on: 05-27-2003 18:50 »

You download it before it airs just so you can say "I saw it before you".
El Zilcho

Professor
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« Reply #58 on: 05-27-2003 22:05 »

You learn to speak fluent fish just to learn what Umbriel says.

You turn in an essay and realize you accidentally wrote the entire thing in Alien Alphabet One.
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #59 on: 05-27-2003 22:34 »

* You start eating two-month-old sandwitches in hopes of getting parasites that will make you stronger and smater.

* You succeed.
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #60 on: 05-28-2003 00:30 »

I know I watch too much Futurama when:

1: My friends groan when I mention it.
2:Wishing I was Fry.
3:Hope that one day, someone will make an animation machine and transform you into the character you want to be and stay that way.(I choose Fry.)Oh, and make you have His/Her voice too.
4:When I hope I could meet someone like Leela.
5:When I drool when a new episode is announced.
6:When I get every question asked to me about Futurama right.
7:When I never miss an episode.
8:When I wish I was in the year 3000(As Fry.)
9:When I get rabid to buy the new Season Dvd's of Futurama.
10:When I do posts like these.

Ps. About that Fry thing. I just really want to be him.
El Zilcho

Professor
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« Reply #61 on: 05-28-2003 00:32 »

Welcome to PEEL, spacepilot3000!
dj gs68

Crustacean
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« Reply #62 on: 05-28-2003 01:24 »

You plan to build a structure with blackjack and hookers, and then decide to forget the structure.
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #63 on: 05-28-2003 04:51 »

You go to the library and look for a copy of "Zapp Brannigan's Big Book Of War"
Futurama_Hil

Urban Legend
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« Reply #64 on: 05-28-2003 15:43 »

There's so many, but...

You can't watch too much Futurama.
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #65 on: 05-29-2003 05:47 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Futurama_Hil:
You can't watch too much Futurama.

Enough said.
duckarse

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #66 on: 05-29-2003 07:00 »

you decide not to do anything cause your already in your pyjamas

you spend a whole evening speaking like zap and trying to get his quotes into everyday conversation

you get t-shirts made with stuff from futurama on them

you pre order the next season on dvd the day it gets put on amazon
FilthyCrab

Urban Legend
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« Reply #67 on: 05-29-2003 08:39 »

- Most of your dates end in you begging your partner for some Snu-Snu.

- You offer sexy women some "Sham-pag-en"

- You have tried to fly a restaurant (worse if you've succeeded)
getak2003

Bending Unit
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« Reply #68 on: 05-29-2003 13:20 »

You try to build your very own robot roomate
...you succed
...he steals all of your stuff, you give him your power of attorney...
chumpbender

Crustacean
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« Reply #69 on: 05-29-2003 16:51 »

When you drop something you say "floops"
When someone says something dumb you say "gluh"
When someone says something really dumb you say "glviously"
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #70 on: 05-29-2003 17:02 »

Hello chumpbender!

When you say "aks" instead of "ask".
futureman

Bending Unit
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« Reply #71 on: 05-29-2003 17:19 »

I think i am different. None of this ever happens to me  frown
ZoidNut

Crustacean
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« Reply #72 on: 05-30-2003 00:06 »

When someone suggests that you party like its 2099 you SHOUT at them telling them its 2999!
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #73 on: 05-30-2003 16:20 »

You start stockpiling supplies for the terrible war of 2012.
Cubert

Crustacean
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« Reply #74 on: 05-31-2003 21:22 »

You praise the Nibblonians on a hourly basis
Cubert

Crustacean
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« Reply #75 on: 05-31-2003 21:27 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Futurama_Hil:
There's so many, but...

You can't watch too much Futurama.
Too much Futurama? This is not possible

mikey

Urban Legend
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« Reply #76 on: 06-01-2003 07:13 »

Your eyes hurt....
Smitty

Professor
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« Reply #77 on: 06-01-2003 07:28 »
« Last Edit on: 06-01-2003 07:28 »

You will only do something the instant your random number generator reaches zero.
When a car breaks down you suggest the driver use an F-ray to find the problem.
Instead of emailing people, you send them messages in self-destructing baskets.
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #78 on: 06-01-2003 08:14 »

When you constantly curse FOX!

Damn you, FOX!
Cubert

Crustacean
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« Reply #79 on: 06-01-2003 12:55 »
« Last Edit on: 06-01-2003 12:55 »

You steal episodes before they come out
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