You know you watch too much Futurama when...

[Reply #320 on:]

...Your brain is so messed up with Futurama that you can't spell Put your head on my Shoulder correctly.   

...You stay awake on Saturday night until 6am to watch Futurama on TV

...You record it on Harddisk to have it burned on a DVD

...You wait for hours for somebody to post here, but then decide that you could take this TOTPD, too.  (my 1st in a week)

new Leela gif:

[Reply #321 on:]

1. you run out of ideas
2. you regain one or two, one being dying a round pool purple and acting like your shriviling up in it, as people walk by.
3. Youve never ben  happier when your told your ships broken and you get to watch futurama.
4. the creators look to you for plotlines
5. #4 actually happens
6.your worst nightmare is your watching futurama, when someone accidentally turns the channel one place!!
7.When you die you either gt a P.E. ship-shaped coffin or the coffin leela's dream fry uses.
You go to every grave stone you see thats partly covered in anything, then start a life story flashback/imaginative/crying session, then on to the next one.
8. You get pulled over by the cops because your glownose is too bright.
9.  You somehow invent the what-if machiene and ask it "What if futurama vanished out of existance?" and it spontaneously combusted.
10. theres an ameture porn video in your room labeled "Snu-snu" (sp?)

[Reply #322 on:]

 

Originally posted by germanfryfan:
...Your brain is so messed up with Futurama that you can't spell Put your head on my Shoulder correctly.     

When you insist to germanfryfan that it is "Put Your Head on my Shoulders", not "Put Your Head on my Shoulder", per the DVD

When you bother to insist that in the first place

When you make good on that vow to later return and post more "you watch too much futurama if..." scenarios

When the only reason you haven't walked out on your job at Best Buy is because you still want the employee discount on the season 4 DVDs

When you're feeling too impatient to think of any more because you want to get to watching the next disc in your current watching lineup

[Reply #323 on:]

Well now you got me confused.     

Your DVD says "shoulders", every Futurama site I checked says "shoulder". The DVD Sub-titles say "shoulders", but DX Cohen and Ken Keeler say "shoulder" in the comentaries.

I'll stick with executive producer David X Cohen and the co-executive Producer, also writer of this episode, Ken Keeler and say "shoulder", the rest is just a typo     

Oh and I forgot, back on topic:

... when you argue with another fan about the name of an episode   

(@23:55 / 5:55 CEST) ... when you just finished recording JB and you are too tired to shut down your PC, just leaving it online while you fell asleep.

[Reply #324 on:]

 

Originally posted by germanfryfan:
... when you argue with another fan about the name of an episode   

Verily.

When you use the word "verily" instead of "agreed"

If you know what a theramin is

If you can play the Futurama theme song on a theramin (I can't... nor do I have one... really)

If you notice that, in TCHR, Leela's fake eye eventually starts moving around (mere seconds after Adalai checks them with the light)

If you notice that Amy says "duh" in TCHR, and it angers or bothers you

[Reply #325 on:]

When your gonna name your female dalmatian Leela.

[Reply #326 on:]

When you cry out "Amy" or "Leela" during sex... 

Especially if the person you're having sex with is not named Amy or Leela.... 

[Reply #327 on:]

Is that from personal experience, winna?

When you look at your watch, and realize that you have just enough time to watch season 3, disc 2 and go get a bite to eat before Futurama starts on [adult swim]

[Reply #328 on:]

1.when you spraypaint your van P.E. Green with a stripe around the middle, hoping it will fly.
2. You get your wife a pair of boots with a crazy green stripe.

[Reply #329 on:]

You convince Grim to do a Zapp Brannigan answering phone message for your home phone.
And actually use it.

[Reply #330 on:]

You go "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" after something bad happens.

[Reply #331 on:]

You can't walk into a phone booth because your afriad you'll never come out.

You actually believe its only a matter of time before the ATM steals your card.

After someone says something that you know is wrong you say "Wrong again idiot"

Everytime you get angry with someone you say "I will DESTROY YOU!!!!!"

You wish you had smision.

You haven't comitted to any relationships because your waiting for the right smismar.

I can't think of any more I guess I havn't watch enough futurama

[Reply #332 on:]

-you can identify John Dimaggio by voice alone.

-you can distinguish the difference between the voices of Lrrr, Morbo, and the Horrible Gelatinous Blob.

-you DO rise for the Futurama theme song

-you sing along with said song, doing the accapella (sp?) version

More to come...

[Reply #333 on:]

you get confused when a convenience store is open 24 hours not 28

you become a delivery boy in hopes that ur life will turn around one day because of an accidental cryogenic freezing

you were already a delivery boy

you ask ur friedns if u want to go to the park and play some blernsball

hmmm i cant think right now more to come

[Reply #334 on:]

-You get nervous when your parents tell your younger sibling that Santa is coming to town & you lock your door.

-While dissecting your frog for a class, you are determined not to look at it's eyes.

[Reply #335 on:]

A restraining order prevents you from going within 500m of any FOX employee.

[Reply #336 on:]

You email your local affiliate asking when "Blernsday Night Blernsball" will return.

You shoot at any ball in sight, just in case.

You hate the Swiss and their filthy neutrality.

[Reply #337 on:]

You separate the audio track of every episode, convert it to MP3, load it to your pocket MP3 player and listen to it while doing dishes, excercises or as a bedtime story.
(my case)

[Reply #338 on:]

The only song in your head is..
"i'm walking on sunshine.. ohhohh!"

[Reply #339 on:]

-whenever things look grim, you run away, waving your arms in the air, and babble incoherently

-you're STILL trying to figure out if humans breathe fire

-you consider Maurice Lamarche and Frank Welker "unsung heros of our time"

-when you look at something, you automatically begin calculating its (black) market value and alcohol content

-you're STILL looking for Ted Danson's skeleton on eBay

-no one is impressed by your David X. Cohen impersonation

-you recognize five or more refrences on this list

-you can have a five-person conversation with yourself

[Reply #340 on:]

YOu have to stay up all night to watch the 2nd or 3rd showing of futurama on CN's adult swim.

[Reply #341 on:]

if you have to go to a phone booth thinking it's a suicide booth

[Reply #342 on:]

When you wake up, you watch the news and you think its Morbo trying to take over the world and is the actual anchorman/alien, but you just notice they have George bush as the guest speaker!
(yah i said it)

[Reply #343 on:]

You've spotted 3 Amy look alikes while watching a Simpsons tape

[Reply #344 on:]

 

Originally posted by Zoidberg227:
 If you know what a theremin is

And the Visisonar.

[Reply #345 on:]

Er.... shouldn't that visisonar thing be in the "You know you've read too much Foundation when..." thread? 

(Did they actually mention it on the commentary? Can't remember....)

[Reply #346 on:]

Yes, they blabber on about the Foundation trilogy, the mule and the visisonar for almost a minute when Fry takes out the holophoner. Kaplan falsely identifies the writer as Heinlein, but Cohen quickly corrects him "No, pure Asimov."

One of these days I plan to actually read this trilogy.

[Reply #347 on:]

 

Originally posted by Odelay3547:
You go "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" after something bad happens.

So I guess I really do watch Futurama too much.

Also works for "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!"

[Reply #348 on:]

When you decide and try to put on the opera in Devils Hands!

[Reply #349 on:]

-Everything means futurama
-you are thinking of futurama when you realize two periods in school have passed and you didnt know it.

[Reply #350 on:]

When Yo Eyez end up like da Proffesors. U now white an milky an Beatiful according to Mom anyway.

[Reply #351 on:]

when you start trying to clone yourself and need to finish your stories one sentence earlier

[Reply #352 on:]

When you are in the middle of an exam and suddenly a futurama song will pop into your head like whalers of the moon or the grunka lunka. I sware its happened... I passed though =)

[Reply #353 on:]

When you rarely watch Tv and opt for your collection of Futurama DVD's.

[Reply #354 on:]

When you draw Bender all over everything you own.

[Reply #355 on:]

When you see the robot, you drink.

[Reply #356 on:]

When your band teacher asks for you to come up with a song, you write done the the Futurama Theme by your own knowledge.

[Reply #357 on:]

You write little hearts with Fry and Leela's initials in them EVERYWHERE.

You can connect almost anything to Futurama.

People are surprised when you reference something other than Futurama.

Everytime someone asks you what you should do, you suggest that they sing American Pie.

Everything reminds you of Futurama.

You can't watch Married...With Children without thinking that Peggy Bundy should have purple hair and one eye.

The sad thing is, all of these apply to me.

[Reply #358 on:]

 

Originally posted by Shippy Mandy
You write little hearts with Fry and Leela's initials in them EVERYWHERE.

I do this too, just to mess with people.

"Who the fuck is PJF?"
-Guy who has class in HZ 210 after me.

[Reply #359 on:]

when you can't sleep without listening to the commentaries.