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theguiness

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« on: 02-12-2001 22:28 »

Have questions about futurama? Things not making sense? Are you alone and ready to cry? (loser) Well step on up and ask theguiness, aka Proffessor Bob Simon, ANY questions about things in Futurama that, just didn't make sense.
Examples:
WHY was Nibbler in the year 2000?
Just how the heck does Bender's Fuel system work?
 roll eyes
Plasma

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« Reply #1 on: 02-13-2001 09:41 »

*shameless plug warning*
Well, you could try looking at my site's analysis of a few of the scientific achievements found in Futurama atFuturama Scientific Achievements, and see what you think of them (like trying to solve the Death Clock problem, preferably without using ludicrously impossible methods such as entanglement)

If you really want a challenge though, Professor B.S., see how many of my episode nitpicks you can solve, the list of them is here.

 
theguiness

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« Reply #2 on: 02-13-2001 12:48 »

Eh nevermind. (you nitpick too much :P)
theguiness

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« Reply #3 on: 02-13-2001 12:54 »

Oh by the way, Nibbler's reason for being in the year 2000-01 will be revealed in the upcoming episode, 'The Day the Earth Stood Stupid' which also reveals the origins of Nibbler's species.
Radijs

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« Reply #4 on: 02-14-2001 17:32 »

OK I have a question.
In Cryogenic woman. HOW did that cup get back together?

Change places!!
theguiness

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« Reply #5 on: 02-14-2001 18:16 »

Simple. Ever seen Boris and Natasha the movie? (came out in the 80s) it explains it pretty will, with what is known as 'the impact chip' which, upon impact, reverts time in a small area back about 5-6 seconds.  Very fun device.
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #6 on: 02-14-2001 19:24 »

Funny, I thought these sorts of things in any show could be summed up in one word: wizard.  Just ask Lucy Lawless.

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
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Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Kryten

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« Reply #7 on: 02-15-2001 02:27 »

Guiness, my question is twofold... one, what does Amy look like naked, and two, what does Amy feel like naked?

theguiness

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« Reply #8 on: 02-15-2001 21:09 »

naked she looks like a naked person, and I'm guessing she feels like....O.o....SHE FEELS...LIKE A NATURAL WOMAAAAAAANo/~ ....sorry... :P

If it's not impossible, it isn't worth doing
Bovinatron

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« Reply #9 on: 02-16-2001 01:03 »

DAMNIT!!!! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MAKE FLIPPING ASCII ART ON THIS FIPPEN BOARD!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theguiness

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« Reply #10 on: 02-16-2001 03:11 »

THat's an easy one...and although not futurama related, just go nuts. O_o is fun, try ---<@ or >8oP for beginners

If it's not impossible, it isn't worth doing
theguiness

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« Reply #11 on: 02-16-2001 22:05 »

And if you want to move on to more impressive things, try Kirby Dance <("< )
<( " )> (>")> <( " )> <("< ) Then move on to something more advanced, like a basic bender,   !
        /   \
       ((O O))
       ((+++))
       ((+++))
       /-----\
er...or something. I'm not very good at Asci multiline art.
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #12 on: 02-17-2001 04:06 »

I like the Kirby dance - too bad Nintendo has tried to make him look like Jigglypuff lately

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
futurefreak

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« Reply #13 on: 02-17-2001 04:23 »

ASCII art? hmm ive never tried that before...

hmm i have a question...

how'd you choose your name theguiness?   tongue

theguiness

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« Reply #14 on: 02-19-2001 02:04 »

AH my name. Well, my real name is Algus but I think that was taken. So I just used my species name. Check www.crosswinds.net/~saturnvalley/Home.html  for more information
Kryten

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« Reply #15 on: 02-19-2001 04:00 »

You look more like a hyperchicken than a bottle of stout...

theguiness

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« Reply #16 on: 02-19-2001 10:49 »

::replies in best Hermes voice:: check de website. (I'm not a booze) No, I'm not from Boozeon 9, just your average...me.
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #17 on: 02-19-2001 16:30 »

Kirby gives Morbo gas.

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theguiness

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« Reply #18 on: 02-19-2001 18:25 »

It has been revealed! YES! The reasons for everything!!! Nibbler in the year 2001! It was A nibbler, making sure Fry made it to 3001 safely, also, why the building Fry was in wasn't destroyed with the others, AND why his Cryo-Freeze worked. The Nibblers! Yaay! now let the feast of 1000 hams begin

If it's not impossible, it isn't worth doing
futurefreak

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« Reply #19 on: 02-19-2001 18:56 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
Kirby gives Morbo gas.

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does Morbo give Nibbler gas?

or does Nibbler give Morbo gas?

theguiness

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« Reply #20 on: 02-21-2001 01:54 »

Oh that was a question...well..Let's see...NIbbler eats all, so he'd more or less devour Morbo given the chance (his head is full of delicious candy) and, well, Nibbler doesn't fart. He expells the rest in a mass of hair.

If it's not impossible, it isn't worth doing
Bovinatron

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« Reply #21 on: 03-02-2001 05:28 »

i meant multiline ascii art.  It's impossible here! all the lines are skewed!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
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