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evan

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« Reply #40 on: 02-02-2003 15:33 »

Wait, you mean it's not Krysten?!?! What the fuck?!? Damn, you learn something new everyday.

A Gender-Neutral TOTPD.
Bakntime

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« Reply #41 on: 02-02-2003 21:45 »
« Last Edit on: 02-02-2003 21:45 »

Is it just me, or are somse people arounsd here mysteriously seeing the lestter "s" where there isn't ones?

-Baksntismes
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #42 on: 02-03-2003 15:30 »

Everytime I leave for a few days cool stuff, like terrorist actions, happens. I feel out of the loop.  cry

If it's not too late: I'm in! I bring 24 months of military experience, 21 years of action movie watching, a blood-stained bat'leth and 30 cases of Carlsberg with me.
futureman

Bending Unit
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« Reply #43 on: 02-03-2003 15:44 »

Hi so you lot are actually going ahead with this then! cool!
winna

Avatar Czar
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« Reply #44 on: 02-03-2003 16:53 »

Yeah, didn't you get the memo?
futureman

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« Reply #45 on: 02-03-2003 17:03 »

who me no
Zed 85

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« Reply #46 on: 02-03-2003 17:19 »

If I were to join I'd bring 2 years Air Cadet training...and a whole lot of anger!  big grin

Plus I could bore you all to death with my tales about what Kalashnikov model in my opinion would be better to use in the situation, even if none of us actually had any Kalashnikovs!  big grin

I could be the cool calculating bastard English bad-guy, then suddenly turn into a Revolutionist Russian bad-guy, then the classic physco German bad-guy. Just to confuse everyone!  big grin

 big grin
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #47 on: 02-04-2003 04:27 »

So, that's settled. We're going in. MAybe we could use the meet-up in oxford as a military planning session.

I'm looking forward to this. Particularly the bitwhere we rip off fight club, and drive a dozen mobile bombs under the building... that comes just before we run, and just after the police seize the top floor.
ZombieJesus

Lost Belgian
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« Reply #48 on: 02-05-2003 07:27 »

Causing widespread terror and panic isn't that hard.
Just make some fake bombs, and fills some plastic bags with white powder.  Put those around any FOX building. Make some calls to FOX and other stations, and to the police.


CyberKnight

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« Reply #49 on: 02-05-2003 12:36 »

Aw..... I wanna be the calculating stereotypical English bad guy  wink.

Lets have auditions!  big grin
Kazzahdrane

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« Reply #50 on: 02-05-2003 13:48 »

Oooh Oooh!! Can I be the wise cracking Scotsman who seems to have a heart of stone but turns out to be a big softy? (and hopefully pulls 3 bisexual swedish blondes...)
futureman

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« Reply #51 on: 02-05-2003 14:11 »

good one zombiejesus!haha
SQFreak

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« Reply #52 on: 02-05-2003 17:09 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Bakntime:
Is it just me, or are somse people arounsd here mysteriously seeing the lestter "s" where there isn't ones?

-Baksntismes

You (or they or we or whoever) must be Sal.


"I'm a thing!" -Bender, in "A Fishful of Dollars"

"Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers; cancelling TV shows does!" --Scary Movie
FilthyCrab

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« Reply #53 on: 02-06-2003 08:25 »
« Last Edit on: 02-06-2003 08:25 »

   
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Originally posted by Teral:
Everytime I leave for a few days cool stuff, like terrorist actions, happens. I feel out of the loop.     cry

If it's not too late: I'm in! I bring 24 months of military experience, 21 years of action movie watching, a blood-stained bat'leth and 30 cases of Carlsberg with me.

So long as you're bringing the beer, I'm in.  I've got superior analytical skills (just the sort of thing needed back at command central, while others are dying all around).

I think Futureman is a likely candidate for suicide bomber (especially after the whole "Krysten" comment).

We could even get Kearney to dance a jig as a distraction while we attack (see, the analytical skills are already kicking in).

Death to the oppressor!!!

Zed 85

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« Reply #54 on: 02-06-2003 10:37 »
« Last Edit on: 02-07-2003 00:00 »

No, that's tactical skills, analytical skills is to say...
"Who is Kearney? Just how distracted will they be by this jig dance? Can we make the entire attack or decisive blow during this dance? Do these factors make a good plan of attack?" and then draw a conclusion, then later ask if the conclusion is justified by the reasons for.

 tongue
CyberKnight

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« Reply #55 on: 02-08-2003 13:16 »

You guys are using the wrong source material. We should be emulating "Tommorrow Never Dies"! We take control of a military broadcasting satellite and use it to alter the FOX downlink signal to pure Futurama. Thus fulfilling our evil dreams  big grin.

What's that? Come over there...OK....

PEELers : There he is! Seize him!

CyberKnight : Who said that? What the *whap* ow! *boom* eek *kaplowiee(!)*.

PEELers run off, leaving CyberKnight badly bruised and broken (aw  wink).

CyberKnight: "Fine! I'll go off and make my own supermegolomaniac plan to take over FOX and then the world! With Blackjack! and Hookers!  wink.
uruseiranma

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« Reply #56 on: 02-08-2003 20:12 »

I'd like in too!

  I don't have technical or weapons skills, just give me access to create art and stuff.  Better yet, give me a crew of 10 in a van and we'll bombard Fox and it's viewers with animation that will denounce them and more.  We'll animate Futurama Propaganda!   We'll call it Futuganda!

   Oh, and if I'm in, and the takeover is successful, and MAtt and the Futurama crew get back together, I want a job as an animator with them.  That and 50 of my friends.
Pittzoid

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« Reply #57 on: 02-08-2003 20:31 »

sounds like a good plan, id fly to america to take part
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