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Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #720 on: 12-27-2003 10:45 »

Stop ruining TWOF I still aint seen it  cry
poke_me_and_die

Crustacean
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« Reply #721 on: 12-27-2003 12:06 »

Morgan :(takes benders brain out. sends it to the central bureaucracy)
Fry: Hey! what'd you do just now! Stop doing things!
Morgan: I downloaded Bender's brain everything that is Bender was in that chip
Fry: But Bender need brain for smartmaking!

i think that's how it went

-How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
QueenOfRobonia

Bending Unit
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« Reply #722 on: 12-27-2003 17:24 »
« Last Edit on: 12-31-2003 00:00 »

The Why Of Fry

Nibbler: Just avoid any intense thinking and the brains will not notice you.
Fry: Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention!
Nibbler: That is most wise.
Fry: Who??

**edited for what nibbler says
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #723 on: 12-31-2003 18:46 »

He says "That is most wise."
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #724 on: 12-31-2003 20:08 »
« Last Edit on: 12-31-2003 20:08 »

(I think this is right)
Put You Head on my Shoulders...
Hookerbot: Bender, honey, we love you!
Bender: Shut up, baby!I know it!

   laff    laff    laff
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #725 on: 01-07-2004 22:47 »

Amy: That means someone you know has died!
Bender: I hope it was one of my enemies. Those guys suck!

Fry: You're putting on an awful lot of makeup.
Amy: This is deoderant!
Fry: What does it do?

Bender: Where would the professor be without students who love and respect him? Right there! Haahahahha.

Bender: These are who I remember!
Hanensotop!
Cleota!
Whats-his-face! (crying) He was the greatest of all.

Farnsworth: I know you'll all be upset, espescially Bender.
Bender: Well, life goes on. Except for you! Haaha!
Farnsworth: I'm sure Bender has just made a witty comment, but he doesn't know I taped over his Space Opera to record this.

David A

Urban Legend
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« Reply #726 on: 01-07-2004 23:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by M0le:
Hanensotop!
Cleota!

It was Hamenth-hotep and Pleo-tut.   tongue

Speak softly. Drive a Sherman tank.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #727 on: 01-07-2004 23:30 »

Thanks, I was reciting from memory.
David A

Urban Legend
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« Reply #728 on: 01-07-2004 23:32 »

So was I.   wink
zoidyzoid

Professor
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« Reply #729 on: 01-08-2004 00:01 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by 1 of the gang:
(I think this is right)
Put You Head on my Shoulders...
Hookerbot: Bender, honey, we love you!
Bender: Shut up, baby!I know it!

That whole scene was brilliant  smile
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #730 on: 01-08-2004 00:09 »

He said "Sure Baby I know it!"
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #731 on: 01-08-2004 20:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by M0le:
He said "Sure Baby I know it!"


No....it does say Shut up, baby.I know it.
Don't correct me until your sure of what your talking about.


Idiot.
zoidyzoid

Professor
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« Reply #732 on: 01-08-2004 21:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by 1 of the gang:
 No....it does say Shut up, baby.I know it.
Don't correct me until your sure of what your talking about.


Idiot.

Hey, calm down. I'm sick of people acting all superior and putting down others for the sake of it.
Muledogus

Crustacean
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« Reply #733 on: 01-08-2004 21:27 »

you got chumped
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #734 on: 01-08-2004 21:27 »
« Last Edit on: 01-08-2004 21:27 »

Well I'm havin a shitty day and when I come home and try and relax with PEEL just to find some idiot try and correct me when he doesn't know what he talking about is cause for me to say that.

And if you look at it all I said was idiot so how is that putting someone down.

Now you're the idiot.(you too Muledogus)

(And thats the end of that)
Thoth

Bending Unit
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« Reply #735 on: 01-08-2004 21:43 »

well, if you have poor sound it does sound like "sure", it wasn't 'till i got my DVD player that i accually heard Bender say "Shut up"
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #736 on: 01-09-2004 12:01 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by David A:
 It was Hamenth-hotep and Pleo-tut.    tongue


Wasn't it Cleo-tut? You know a contraction of Cleopatra and Tut-Ankh-Amon.

Also from memory.  wink
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #737 on: 01-11-2004 21:18 »

OK, I have a terrible memory, and I deserve to die.
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #738 on: 01-11-2004 21:21 »

(Kills MOle)

Okay!
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #739 on: 01-11-2004 21:49 »

1 of the Gang, I apologize for my mistake, as well.
David A

Urban Legend
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« Reply #740 on: 01-12-2004 07:43 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
Wasn't it Cleo-tut? You know a contraction of Cleopatra and Tut-Ankh-Amon.

I'm sure that you're right about the origin of the name, but it always sounds to me like he says "Pleo-tut."

Of course, Cleopatra was Greek, not Egyptian, but most people don't know that anyway.

Speak softly. Drive a Sherman tank.
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #741 on: 01-12-2004 23:38 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by M0le:
1 of the Gang, I apologize for my mistake, as well.


Thannk you for realising your fault.
I accept your appoligy...see how forgiving 1 of the gang can be?

Back to the quotes now!



<This message brought to you by Def Con Owl Traps:Kills owls dead.>
rag-ona-stick

Poppler
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« Reply #742 on: 01-19-2004 16:46 »

Hermes: We've lost everything, we're bankrupt!
Zoidberg:Well at least I've still got my sandwich!
(shifts his eyes around and eats it up)
Zoidberg: *Gasp* IM RUINED!
rag-ona-stick

Poppler
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« Reply #743 on: 01-19-2004 16:50 »

One pound of this dark matter weighs 10,000 pounds!
rag-ona-stick

Poppler
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« Reply #744 on: 01-19-2004 17:29 »

Fry: Hey Bender, we could ecape by you bending that steam pipe over there
Bender: Hey.. Ya!
(bends open valve)
Fry: Oh no! the steam pipe contains steam!
rag-ona-stick

Poppler
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« Reply #745 on: 01-19-2004 17:43 »

Leela reading diary:
I may not have found true love, but I found a pet who poops out extremely valuable space fuel, and that's all that a woman needs.
crumples up paper and throws it in a large trash bin

Hope i got that right
fryfanSpyOrama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #746 on: 01-19-2004 17:52 »

Melllvar: "You doubt my power??"
Bender: "I do." *zap* *pow*
Melllvar: "Muhahahahha"
Fry: "Welschiiiiiiiiiiie!!!1
 
Bender: "Errr, can people who hate star trek
leave?"
Walter Koenig: "Good question."
Melllvar: "No you have to stay even longer!"
Walter Koening/Bender: Ahh!

Bender: "Oop. Low on power. Hehehe. Better fuel up. Oh no... Guess I'll do what I always do when I run out of booze." *goes on knees, cries*
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #747 on: 01-19-2004 18:26 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by rag-ona-stick:
Leela reading diary:
I may not have found true love, but I found a pet who poops out extremely valuable space fuel, and that's all that a woman needs.
crumples up paper and throws it in a large trash bin

Hope i got that right

Not entirely. The correct quote is:

Leela: "Dear Captain's Diary. I may not have found love on this mission but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel and that's just as good."
(Pauses for a moment, rips out the page, crumbles it and throws it in the bin)

Welcome to PEEL. Enjoy it here.  smile
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #748 on: 01-19-2004 20:05 »

Hey this ones from "Parasites lost."

Hermes: "He'll be as strong and flexable then
                 Hercules and Gumby combind."

Zoidburg: "Gumberkules I love that guy."

Jees oh man that guys funny.   tongue

bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #749 on: 02-16-2004 15:41 »

i like the whole octopus and the grasshopper thing from "my 3 suns"

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

or

"Fry: Well, you two may be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet
Leela: Fry, that's a radiator.
Fry: Oh"
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #750 on: 02-16-2004 15:53 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by bish:
"Fry: Well, you two may be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet
Leela: Fry, that's a radiator.
Fry: Oh"

"...Is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?"
eri_2001

Crustacean
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« Reply #751 on: 02-16-2004 16:15 »

Melllvar: "You doubt my power??"
Bender: "I do." *zap* *pow*
Melllvar: "Muhahahahha"
Fry: "Welschiiiiiiiiiiie!!!1

Bender: "Errr, can people who hate star trek
leave?"
Walter Koenig: "Good question."
Melllvar: "No you have to stay even longer!"
Walter Koening/Bender: Ahh!
Bender: "Oop. Low on power. Hehehe. Better fuel up. Oh no... Guess I'll do what I always do when I run out of booze." *goes on knees, cries*
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What episode is this in
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #752 on: 02-16-2004 17:59 »

Obsoletely Fabulous.
Darth_Chocula

Crustacean
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« Reply #753 on: 02-17-2004 00:04 »

What does Bender say in Godfellas when he sees the little people?

Holy Freholes! or somehting, I couldn't mnake it out off this downloaded episode
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #754 on: 02-17-2004 13:47 »

"Holy Frijoles!"

BTW, welcome Darth Chocula - one of the best names I have ever seen.  wink
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #755 on: 02-18-2004 11:27 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2004 11:27 »

Fry: You mean we can never catch up to him, not even if we rub the engine with cheeatah blood.

or

Fry: You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You've gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go, "Blalalalalablablabla".

i recently wayched godfellas again.

also i forgot.
"you, for this"
"thanks" blows nose in note and throws in fire
"noooo"
"ahhh, fire hot"
"the professie will help,aaaaaaaaargh, fire indeed hot"

also anything spoken by zapp
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #756 on: 02-19-2004 05:31 »

Hermes: Baby needs a new pair of shoes!
Zoidberg: To hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes!

Fry: He stole my clover! He stole my name! And he stole my life! (Punches statue) And now he broke my hand!
Bender: His legend lives on!

Bender: This is the Brooklyn-bound makin' local stops at wherever the hell I fell like. Watch for the closing doors. Bopoing-boong!

Linda: Time continues to skip forward randomly. Details at eleven. (Time Skip) This is the news at eleven. The mysterious and unexplained - (Time Skip) Turning to entertainment news, teen singer Wendy might just be the latest - (Time Skip) Won three Grammy's last night - (Time Skip) Found dead, in her bathtub.
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #757 on: 02-20-2004 06:37 »

from "fry and the slurm factory"

Slurm Tour Guide: ..You'll have to wait until your partying with Slurms Mackenzie
Fry: When will that be?
Slurm Tour Guide: Soon enough
Fry: Thats not soon enough!

Slurm Tour Guide: There will be no further questions
Fry: Why?
 
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #758 on: 02-20-2004 22:08 »

Female Nibblonian: You will plant this bomb which will suck the whole thing into another universe from which no living thing can survive.
Nibbler: Meanwhile you will escape in this Scooty Puff Jr.

Or somthing to that affect.
shoopbender
Bending Unit
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« Reply #759 on: 04-15-2004 00:45 »
« Last Edit on: 04-15-2004 00:45 »

"I'll show ye!" - Fry (Insane in the Mainframe)

That was freakin hilarious!
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