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ThreeDLou

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« Reply #600 on: 08-06-2003 15:22 »

Fry:  "I prefer the genre of 'World's Blankiest Blank'"

"When Aliens Attack"
Zack Brannigan

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« Reply #601 on: 08-06-2003 15:28 »

 
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I also would have accepted "Blank? BLANK!?"


You're not looking at the big picture, man!
Invader_Tak

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« Reply #602 on: 08-07-2003 20:30 »

Fry: But I know you in the future! I cleaned your poop!

Nibbler: Quite possible, we live long and are celebrated poopers.


 That always give me the giggles.........
canned eggs

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« Reply #603 on: 08-07-2003 21:15 »

It's difficult to reconcile with the vet's assessment that Nibbler was 5. 
Invader_Tak

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« Reply #604 on: 08-07-2003 21:29 »

 
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Originally posted by canned eggs:
It's difficult to reconcile with the vet's assessment that Nibbler was 5. 

 Considering the vet had no idea what he was or waht his species was I'd venture to say he was guessing.

 The vet thought he was an animal too.
Superplonker

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« Reply #605 on: 08-08-2003 08:27 »
« Last Edit on: 08-08-2003 08:27 by Drippy_taco »

"Yay! Our daddy's a giant toy!" - Little Orphan in the, erm, Orphanarium episode. You know the one.

The Cyber House Rules
ShineFusion

Professor
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« Reply #606 on: 08-08-2003 17:32 »
« Last Edit on: 08-08-2003 17:32 »

"that steamed carrot was too spicey for me"
Farnsworth in Bender Gets Made.
zarbfoid

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« Reply #607 on: 08-09-2003 15:49 »

Just remebered another quote from the episode when Bender transforms himself into a fembot in order to win 5 gold medals at the 3003 olympics

Bender: My dreams of glory fade before they began

Zoidberg: welcome to my world!!...awwwwwwww (cries very amusingly!)

probably does not read as well at it sounds on the TV but Zoidberg without a doubt makes the best sound effects!

A few more from the same episode

Bender: Im Coilette from Robonia...Coilette is a girls name!

Judge: yes but Robonia sounds like something someone made up on the spot

Bender: ever been beat up by a guy dressed as a girl!?

Judge: (sheepishly) yes

Bender: i got it... Proffesor make a woman out of me

Farnsworth: Oh i think we should just be friends 
HamNEggs116

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« Reply #608 on: 08-09-2003 22:54 »

Morbo: I will destroy you! (Whispered to wife)
300 Big Boys
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #609 on: 08-10-2003 09:18 »

Oooh oooh

"This isn't a war....it's a murder...."

*click*

"This 'aint a war, it's a moida"

lmao irreverant...maudlin love it
zarbfoid

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« Reply #610 on: 08-12-2003 10:50 »

thats a great one Gleno! remembered another one from the 3003 olymipics episode (strange really seeing as how it didnt seem that great an episode at the time!)

Elzar the Chef(to bender dressed as coilette): Wow you can sure put it away lady u saved me a trip to the dump..BAM!!

Calculon (on a date with Coilette): Id appreciate it if u didnt "BAM" the lady

Elzar: and id appriciate it if i did...so i guess that makes us even

I have no idea why i found this so funny but it just tickled me no end when i first heard it!
Un-bendable

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« Reply #611 on: 08-12-2003 11:47 »

Fry: Are you my mommy?
Nibbler: Negative!
ThreeDLou

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« Reply #612 on: 08-12-2003 11:49 »

Fry: "Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!"

Fry: "Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!"

from A Clone of My Own
boingo2000

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« Reply #613 on: 08-12-2003 11:56 »

"But existing is basically all I do!"
- Fry in Roswell That Ends Well

"That was so bad I think you gave me cancer!"
- Calculon in Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV

"I'm Bender, baby!  Please insert liquor!"
-Bender in How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
I_am_Lrrr

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« Reply #614 on: 08-13-2003 03:45 »

Todays courtney(not sure bout the name its been a while) Myight be the biggest hit.(time skips) Won three grammys(time skips) found dead in her bathtub
From Time keeps skippin
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
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« Reply #615 on: 08-13-2003 03:47 »

Which episode is the quote from about laughing even harder when something is serious from? I said it the other day and then I realised I couldn't remember the episode! It's been driving me nuts!!!!!! And sorry i couldnt be screwed even trying with the actual quote.
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #616 on: 08-13-2003 04:17 »

Alex it's from Love And Rocket when Leela asks Bender if he's serious about breaking up with the PE ship.... big grin
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
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« Reply #617 on: 08-13-2003 04:25 »

Ah thank you it was driving me absolutly NUTS!
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #618 on: 08-13-2003 05:34 »

Annoucer: "Please take your seats for act two!"
Hedonism bot: "But I'm not done vomitting..."
Teral

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« Reply #619 on: 08-13-2003 15:45 »

Leela: "Please don't stop playing, Fry. I wanna hear how it ends."
 
 - "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
Bones

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« Reply #620 on: 08-13-2003 16:07 »

Cubert: Why do I have to be the hump?

Bender: Cos you're too ugly to be a wart! He he he he

Fry: He he he he

Leela He he he
I_am_Lrrr

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« Reply #621 on: 08-13-2003 16:13 »

Fry: what Happens if we Loose?
Robotdevil: you will only win a similar silver fiddle and perhaps I'll kill wanna of you, umm you(points at fry)
foxyboxing

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« Reply #622 on: 08-15-2003 12:01 »
« Last Edit on: 08-15-2003 12:01 »

I thought of maybe going through the entire thread to see if any of these had been posted already, but I got really unbelievably lazy. So here are my favorites. In a very particular order.

I am very fond of top 5s:

5."In your face Gorgak!" Bender
4. "...and I once ate a big heaping bowl full of salt!" Fry
3. "You don't hear me not complaining." Bender
2. "The spoon's in the foot powder!" Fry
1. "This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!" Professor Farnsworth

Honorable mention:

Leela: Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look.
Ugly Robot: Awww... that was uncalled for.
boo

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« Reply #623 on: 08-15-2003 23:48 »

I love Brannigan's quip to Kif when they are hanging in the Femputer's room learning that they will be snoo-snooed to death.

Femputer: Death by Snoo-Snoo!

Fry: Woo-Hoo
Brannigan: Yes!
Kiff: Ohh...

Brannigan: What are you gay?
Lindsay99

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #624 on: 08-16-2003 00:32 »

I heard this one from Problem with Popplers last night and i always loved it

Leela: Talk to Wingus and Dingus over there (points to Fry and Bender)
Zapp: Wingus, Dingus here's the plan

(that's not the exact quote, but hopefully you know what i'm talking about)
Futurama_Hil

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« Reply #625 on: 08-16-2003 01:55 »

I love that, last night I laughed so loud I woke my mom up. And it's not even the funniest part. I guess it's the way he says, "wingus, Dingus, here's the plan."
Teral

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« Reply #626 on: 08-16-2003 02:36 »

Bender Opera singer: "Leela, Leela, Leela, save him. Save Fry, Godzilla will devour him. As for me I must be off, to have my doctor check this cough!" (Coughs and sneaks out)
Bender: "I don't remember fighting Godzill, but that is so what I would've done."

 - "The Devils' Hands Is Idle Playthings"
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #627 on: 08-16-2003 04:04 »

the devils hands ARE idel playthings  smile
Rage Dump

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« Reply #628 on: 08-16-2003 10:08 »

ALRIGHT! Nit-picking time!!
"The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"

And while we are talking about that ep
"Bender! I was just... Not playing the holophoner"
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #629 on: 08-16-2003 10:10 »

good one
helpimchoking

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #630 on: 08-16-2003 18:07 »

i forgot the name of the epi.
(leela is blind in the express ship takes off and crashes

hermes (to zoidberg): thats coming out of your pay!

zoidberg: OOOOOHH!! *cries*
BNLbum

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« Reply #631 on: 08-16-2003 18:15 »

 
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Originally posted by helpimchoking:
i forgot the name of the epi.
(leela is blind in the express ship takes off and crashes

hermes (to zoidberg): thats coming out of your pay!

zoidberg: OOOOOHH!! *cries*

That's "Bender Gets Made".

helpimchoking

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« Reply #632 on: 08-16-2003 18:23 »

put your head on my shoulders

[Scene: Outside Amy's Car. Later, the sun is setting and the AAAAAAA recovery truck arrives. A man gets out and sees Amy's cars hood is steamed up.]

Man: Ooo-hoo!

[He rubs the condensation off and peers inside. Amy and Fry hold a set of cards. The man sighs with disappointment.]
Slashco

Bending Unit
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« Reply #633 on: 08-16-2003 23:11 »

Yeah, the way he said that was pretty funny. And later, as he's towing them they start making out and you hear him again: "ooo-hoo!".
Simethos

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« Reply #634 on: 08-17-2003 03:02 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2003 03:02 »

From "The Why of Fry":

Nibbler: "fry, do you remember some months ago when earth was attacked by flying brains?"

Fry: "hmmmm, i remember the square dancing stomachs although that might have been a mylanta commercial"
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #635 on: 08-17-2003 03:16 »

 laff  laff
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #636 on: 08-17-2003 14:18 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2003 14:18 »

You should at lest tag a quote to your all-smilie post to make it somewhat relevant to the thread.

Clamps: "Clamp-clamp-kabamb!"

Clamps: "Ooh, that's gotta clamp."

 - "Bendless Love"
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #637 on: 08-18-2003 06:10 »

Here we go aslate.
nappen

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #638 on: 08-18-2003 11:23 »

I love Fry & Zoidberg in "The Series Has Landed" (1ACV02).

Zoidberg: Now open you mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
Zoidberg: No, no, no not that mouth.
Fry: I only have one mouth.
Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Is there an human doctor around here?
Zoidberg: Young lady! I'm an expert on humans.
Bobby King

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« Reply #639 on: 08-18-2003 12:16 »
« Last Edit on: 08-18-2003 12:16 »

welcome to PEEL   smile

tja, šnnu en svensk  smile
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