Best Futurama Quotes

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Fry:  "I prefer the genre of 'World's Blankiest Blank'"

"When Aliens Attack"

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I also would have accepted "Blank? BLANK!?"

You're not looking at the big picture, man!

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Fry: But I know you in the future! I cleaned your poop!

Nibbler: Quite possible, we live long and are celebrated poopers.


 That always give me the giggles.........

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It's difficult to reconcile with the vet's assessment that Nibbler was 5. 

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Originally posted by canned eggs:
It's difficult to reconcile with the vet's assessment that Nibbler was 5. 

 Considering the vet had no idea what he was or waht his species was I'd venture to say he was guessing.

 The vet thought he was an animal too.

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"Yay! Our daddy's a giant toy!" - Little Orphan in the, erm, Orphanarium episode. You know the one.

The Cyber House Rules

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"that steamed carrot was too spicey for me"
Farnsworth in Bender Gets Made.

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Just remebered another quote from the episode when Bender transforms himself into a fembot in order to win 5 gold medals at the 3003 olympics

Bender: My dreams of glory fade before they began

Zoidberg: welcome to my world!!...awwwwwwww (cries very amusingly!)

probably does not read as well at it sounds on the TV but Zoidberg without a doubt makes the best sound effects!

A few more from the same episode

Bender: Im Coilette from Robonia...Coilette is a girls name!

Judge: yes but Robonia sounds like something someone made up on the spot

Bender: ever been beat up by a guy dressed as a girl!?

Judge: (sheepishly) yes

Bender: i got it... Proffesor make a woman out of me

Farnsworth: Oh i think we should just be friends 

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Morbo: I will destroy you! (Whispered to wife)
300 Big Boys

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Oooh oooh

"This isn't a war....it's a murder...."

*click*

"This 'aint a war, it's a moida"

lmao irreverant...maudlin love it

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thats a great one Gleno! remembered another one from the 3003 olymipics episode (strange really seeing as how it didnt seem that great an episode at the time!)

Elzar the Chef(to bender dressed as coilette): Wow you can sure put it away lady u saved me a trip to the dump..BAM!!

Calculon (on a date with Coilette): Id appreciate it if u didnt "BAM" the lady

Elzar: and id appriciate it if i did...so i guess that makes us even

I have no idea why i found this so funny but it just tickled me no end when i first heard it!

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Fry: Are you my mommy?
Nibbler: Negative!

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Fry: "Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!"

Fry: "Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!"

from A Clone of My Own

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"But existing is basically all I do!"
- Fry in Roswell That Ends Well

"That was so bad I think you gave me cancer!"
- Calculon in Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV

"I'm Bender, baby!  Please insert liquor!"
-Bender in How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back

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Todays courtney(not sure bout the name its been a while) Myight be the biggest hit.(time skips) Won three grammys(time skips) found dead in her bathtub
From Time keeps skippin

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Which episode is the quote from about laughing even harder when something is serious from? I said it the other day and then I realised I couldn't remember the episode! It's been driving me nuts!!!!!! And sorry i couldnt be screwed even trying with the actual quote.

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Alex it's from Love And Rocket when Leela asks Bender if he's serious about breaking up with the PE ship....

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Ah thank you it was driving me absolutly NUTS!

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Annoucer: "Please take your seats for act two!"
Hedonism bot: "But I'm not done vomitting..."

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Leela: "Please don't stop playing, Fry. I wanna hear how it ends."
 
 - "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"

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Cubert: Why do I have to be the hump?

Bender: Cos you're too ugly to be a wart! He he he he

Fry: He he he he

Leela He he he

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Fry: what Happens if we Loose?
Robotdevil: you will only win a similar silver fiddle and perhaps I'll kill wanna of you, umm you(points at fry)

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I thought of maybe going through the entire thread to see if any of these had been posted already, but I got really unbelievably lazy. So here are my favorites. In a very particular order.

I am very fond of top 5s:

5."In your face Gorgak!" Bender
4. "...and I once ate a big heaping bowl full of salt!" Fry
3. "You don't hear me not complaining." Bender
2. "The spoon's in the foot powder!" Fry
1. "This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!" Professor Farnsworth

Honorable mention:

Leela: Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look.
Ugly Robot: Awww... that was uncalled for.

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I love Brannigan's quip to Kif when they are hanging in the Femputer's room learning that they will be snoo-snooed to death.

Femputer: Death by Snoo-Snoo!

Fry: Woo-Hoo
Brannigan: Yes!
Kiff: Ohh...

Brannigan: What are you gay?

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I heard this one from Problem with Popplers last night and i always loved it

Leela: Talk to Wingus and Dingus over there (points to Fry and Bender)
Zapp: Wingus, Dingus here's the plan

(that's not the exact quote, but hopefully you know what i'm talking about)

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I love that, last night I laughed so loud I woke my mom up. And it's not even the funniest part. I guess it's the way he says, "wingus, Dingus, here's the plan."

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Bender Opera singer: "Leela, Leela, Leela, save him. Save Fry, Godzilla will devour him. As for me I must be off, to have my doctor check this cough!" (Coughs and sneaks out)
Bender: "I don't remember fighting Godzill, but that is so what I would've done."

 - "The Devils' Hands Is Idle Playthings"

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the devils hands ARE idel playthings 

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ALRIGHT! Nit-picking time!!
"The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"

And while we are talking about that ep
"Bender! I was just... Not playing the holophoner"

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good one

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i forgot the name of the epi.
(leela is blind in the express ship takes off and crashes

hermes (to zoidberg): thats coming out of your pay!

zoidberg: OOOOOHH!! *cries*

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Originally posted by helpimchoking:
i forgot the name of the epi.
(leela is blind in the express ship takes off and crashes

hermes (to zoidberg): thats coming out of your pay!

zoidberg: OOOOOHH!! *cries*

That's "Bender Gets Made".

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put your head on my shoulders

[Scene: Outside Amy's Car. Later, the sun is setting and the AAAAAAA recovery truck arrives. A man gets out and sees Amy's cars hood is steamed up.]

Man: Ooo-hoo!

[He rubs the condensation off and peers inside. Amy and Fry hold a set of cards. The man sighs with disappointment.]

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Yeah, the way he said that was pretty funny. And later, as he's towing them they start making out and you hear him again: "ooo-hoo!".

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From "The Why of Fry":

Nibbler: "fry, do you remember some months ago when earth was attacked by flying brains?"

Fry: "hmmmm, i remember the square dancing stomachs although that might have been a mylanta commercial"

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You should at lest tag a quote to your all-smilie post to make it somewhat relevant to the thread.

Clamps: "Clamp-clamp-kabamb!"

Clamps: "Ooh, that's gotta clamp."

 - "Bendless Love"

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Here we go aslate.

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I love Fry & Zoidberg in "The Series Has Landed" (1ACV02).

Zoidberg: Now open you mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
Zoidberg: No, no, no not that mouth.
Fry: I only have one mouth.
Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Is there an human doctor around here?
Zoidberg: Young lady! I'm an expert on humans.

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