Zoop
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« Reply #480 on: 06-24-2003 15:56 »
« Last Edit on: 06-24-2003 15:56 »
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"go fish jerk"
my first TOTP ? weeeeeeeee !!!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Tv announcer: "This week on "The Real World: the Sun"" Contestant: "Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! I'M BURNING TO DEATH!!!"
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VRRR
Crustacean
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[Fry gets new hands grafted on, after a mishap while feeding a T-Rex] Fry: Hey these new hands are great, im gonna break-them-in tonight.
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DeucePM
Crustacean
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From Fry and the Slurm Factory: "Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?" "Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory." "Tell them I hate them!"
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stevie wonder
Crustacean
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"Are you coming on to me" "What poppycock" "I don't hear a no!" form roswell that ends well ZOIDBERG ROCKS!
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ooy
Professor
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also i like ohhh i tell you later
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izu
Crustacean
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"Three Hundred Big Boys"
Golf Caddy: Perhaps yorr your grip sir?
Zoidberg: oh why thank you golf slave.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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PE Ship: "Oooops! Soooorry. Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-...." (After decapitating Bender)
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izu
Crustacean
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Fry: Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottem!
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chickuaua
Crustacean
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Package delivery has nothing to do with the delivery business! Image, people, _image_ !! - Futurestocks
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Coop
Professor
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"Outrageous, I was going to eat that mummy!"
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: "These balls are making me testy! If they don't stop bounching and jiggling, I swear I'm gonna shove this treaty up their.... wait a second. Where do you shove things up a ball?" Kissinger: "This isn't a productive area of discussion."
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ShineFusion
Professor
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Bender Gets Made Farnsworth: "That steamed carrot was a bit spicey for me."
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Walshyboy
Crustacean
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"The Loot, The Loot, The Loot Is On Fire"
"And If we don't want to pay our taxes, Why were free to spend a week with the pain monster"
"Good evening ignorent pigs, put down your crack pipes and Beer bongs and pay attention"
"Now for the old John Q Nixon, there no major crack ups"
"Storm the place, without my prior knowledge" - All Nixon, the great Nixon!!
"I want this sent for study at area 51" "But thats where we're building the fake moon landing set." The we will really have to land on the moon, Invent Nasa and tell them t get off their fanies" - The greatest for them all, President Truman!!
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Slashco
Bending Unit
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« Reply #516 on: 07-06-2003 23:40 »
« Last Edit on: 07-06-2003 23:40 »
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Sorry if these were posted before, I read the entire thread (and got a few laughs) but didn't notice these. Anyway, anything involving the denizens of Omicron Persei 8 is pretty funny. "This is the most foolish of Earth programs! Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?" "Perhaps they're saving that for Sweeps." (the whole ensuing "I WUV U" heart-candy delivery fiasco is hilarious as well). Or after Fry fails to destroy his spaceship: "Haha! Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be!" --- Morbo on Elzar's cooking show: So Elzar, what will you be cooking for Morbo to devour with his mighty jaws? Elzar: Morbo, I'm gonna whip you up a nice un-speakable creature of horror, with mango chutney! Morbo: [to audience] Pathetic humans! Prepare to write down the recipe! Oh, and hello everyone.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Welcome to PEEL, Slashco. Enjoy it here.
Bender: "Listen, you fat internet nerd!" Kidnappster Geek: "Listening."
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