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zarbfoid

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« Reply #440 on: 06-09-2003 15:35 »

hey guys i need help i need 2 know the name of the episode in which the prof is on the fone n as the others enter the room he says something like " to shreads u say...and his wife?...2 shreads u say?" i think its from series 2
Denton

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« Reply #441 on: 06-09-2003 15:39 »

 
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Originally posted by zarbfoid:
hey guys i need help i need 2 know the name of the episode in which the prof is on the fone n as the others enter the room he says something like " to shreads u say...and his wife?...2 shreads u say?" i think its from series 2
I, Roommate


-Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!-
zarbfoid

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« Reply #442 on: 06-09-2003 15:41 »
« Last Edit on: 06-09-2003 15:41 »

thanx i find this one of the funniest quotes due 2 pure delivery of the line by farnsworth...series 3 rocks!   smile
Gorgak

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« Reply #443 on: 06-11-2003 01:38 »

Zapp: "I'd like to make one final statement, Kif come here and hold up the flag...and wave it a little for God sakes."
alexvilagosh

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« Reply #444 on: 06-11-2003 02:14 »

Welcome to PEEL Gorgak.

Brannigan Begin Again is one of my favourite episodes.

Fry: This is awesome. We're gonna be, like ... Pow! Pow! Pow! And they're gonna be, like ... Aaaaaa!! KABOOM!!! And then we'll have pancakes to celebrate, and I'll be, like ... [eating sounds]
Zoidbee

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« Reply #445 on: 06-11-2003 07:04 »

Oh. Your. God. - Bender, Amazon Women in the Mood
Amorpheus

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« Reply #446 on: 06-11-2003 12:13 »

Zapp Brannigan: "So... a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. It was almost the perfect crime... but you forgot one thing: rock, crushes, scissors. But paper cowers rock... and scissors cuts paper... Kif! We have a conundrum."

Zapp Brannigan: "Like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!"

One of my favorite minor characters.    laff
Teral

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« Reply #447 on: 06-11-2003 14:43 »

Farnsworth: "Oooh, lourdy lou! Heeeelp, uuh, aah. [screams] Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys do something! Help, Satan, you owe me!"
Gorgak

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« Reply #448 on: 06-11-2003 20:00 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by alexvilagosh:
Welcome to PEEL Gorgak.

Brannigan Begin Again is one of my favourite episodes.

Fry: This is awesome. We're gonna be, like ... Pow! Pow! Pow! And they're gonna be, like ... Aaaaaa!! KABOOM!!! And then we'll have pancakes to celebrate, and I'll be, like ... [eating sounds]

Bender: Leela save me!...and yourself i guess...and my banjo...and Fry.
spacepilot3000

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« Reply #449 on: 06-11-2003 22:27 »
« Last Edit on: 07-03-2003 00:00 »

Leela: Don't you ever think ahead?

Fry: " Hell no! If i stoped to think ahead, i wouldn't be frozen and got sent to the year 3000. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopuss. All year long, the grasshopper was burying all of it's acorns for winter, while the octopuss mooced off his girlfriend and watched TV. The winter came, the grasshopper died, and the octopuss got all of his acorns, and also got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

Gets me everytime.
fuzzy13

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« Reply #450 on: 06-12-2003 11:20 »

Fry: A year later I was beaten up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!
reverend

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« Reply #451 on: 06-13-2003 11:05 »

Am I being paranoid, or have all my posts disappeared from the site? I've been away fro a couple of months, so maybe my memory is hazy, but I could swear I had posts in this topic. What the hell is going on? I know I've been here before, because the thread I started is still here (Favourite deleted scene), so I didn't just dream it all.
BriDgEtheSoLid

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« Reply #452 on: 06-13-2003 11:18 »

"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast."

I don't like having disks crammed into me...unless they're oreos...and then only in the mouth.
Amorpheus

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« Reply #453 on: 06-13-2003 13:32 »

Amy: "How do I look?"
Farnsworth: "Like a cheap French harlot."
Amy: "French?!?[/i]"
news monster

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« Reply #454 on: 06-13-2003 16:11 »

Probably been said already, but;

Morbo : "Morbo will now introduce tonights Presidential candidates. Puny human
number 1, puny human number 2 and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon."
Nixon : "Hello, Morbo, how's the family?"
Morbo : "Belligerent and numerous."
Nixon : "Good man. Nixon is pro-war and pro-family!"
Amorpheus

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« Reply #455 on: 06-13-2003 16:31 »

Let me just continue that.  wink
Bender : "Great, first he steals my body and now he's touching my stuff!"
Maelin

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« Reply #456 on: 06-14-2003 05:21 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
Calculon: "Do you have another "Go To 10" line?" (just about the only succesful joke Calculon has ever said)

Calculon has the occasional good line! What about this one?

Calculon: "I upgrade my appearance every few decades to avoid suspicion. I was all of history's great robot actors. Acting Unit 0.8. Thespomat. David Duchovny!"

-The Honking[/i]


And I also like this one:

Leela: "In my dream, Fry said he hid a gift for me in his locker. If it's true, then he must still exist in some form."
Professor: "Of course he still exists! As a frozen corpse in outer space! Hoo hoo hoo hoo... ohhh, I made myself sad."

Leela: "Well, maybe I am freaking out a little."
Bender: "A little? You're screwier than my aunt Rita. And she's a screw!"

Leela: "I'll find Fry's coffin... get his corpse... and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"

-The Sting[/i]

Maelin
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« Reply #457 on: 06-15-2003 14:14 »

 
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Originally posted by reverend:
Am I being paranoid, or have all my posts disappeared from the site? I've been away fro a couple of months, so maybe my memory is hazy, but I could swear I had posts in this topic. What the hell is going on? I know I've been here before, because the thread I started is still here (Favourite deleted scene), so I didn't just dream it all.

make sure you give the computer time to process the data to internet i found once i was to quick and it didnt post my message

-Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!-
boingo2000

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« Reply #458 on: 06-15-2003 19:11 »

Has anyone mentioned

Zapp: I suffer from a very sexy learining disorder.  What do I call if Kiff?
Kiff: *sigh* Sexlexia.
- War is the H-word

or

Fry: I did do the nasty in the pasty.
- The Why of Fry

yet?  Cause if they haven't, I want to.  So let me know.  smile
SpongeMonkey

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« Reply #459 on: 06-16-2003 04:26 »

I dunno if these have been mentioned (because I am too lazy to read thru 12 pages of posts):

Zapp: "I am the man with no name! (pause) Zapp Brannigan at your service!"

and

Zapp" The quickest way to a girls bed is thru her parents. Have sex with them and your in!"

and

Zapp: "Why'd you open your bong-hole you smelly hippy!? Youd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderatly attractive monkey" You must have smoked some bad granola."

Zapp: "Kif! Get me 10 cases of Pert & Popular!"
Kiff: "What shall I do with your Jergens sir?"
Zapp: "Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows."

Love that Zapp...
Nixorbo

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« Reply #460 on: 06-16-2003 20:54 »

Morbo: It's fine, it's fine, I will destroy you!
yokurt

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« Reply #461 on: 06-17-2003 16:40 »

Blind Hermes: We didn`t see anyting, ever!
ZED

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« Reply #462 on: 06-17-2003 19:50 »

nixons head:hows the family
morbo:belligerent and numerous
Nixorbo

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« Reply #463 on: 06-18-2003 11:14 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ZED:
nixons head:hows the family
morbo:belligerent and numerous

Nixon:Good man.  Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.
::Takes baby out of chest compartment::
Bender:  Great.  FIrst he steals my body, now he's touching my stuff.

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
ZED

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« Reply #464 on: 06-18-2003 11:53 »

bender:Oh your god
from amazon women in the mood
RandomEngy

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« Reply #465 on: 06-18-2003 11:53 »

Fry: Fancy cigar, why don't you smoke it already, puff puff, gogogogogo!
davids

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« Reply #466 on: 06-18-2003 14:46 »
« Last Edit on: 06-19-2003 00:00 »

Its got to be Zapp in Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

'It smells like a jock strap'

My whole family was laughing for ages

Graff Vynda-K

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« Reply #467 on: 06-18-2003 16:56 »

Fry: *snore*
Leela: "Oh!"
Bender: "Oh my god!"
Fry: *tap* "Eh?"
Professor: "What the hell have you done Fry?"
Fry: "Relax. She can't be my grandmother! I've figured it all out."
Professor: "Of course she's your grandmother you perverted dope! Look"
Mildred: "Come back to bed dery."
Fry: "Waa! It's impossible! If she's my grandmother, then who's your grandfather?"
Professor: "Isn't it obvious? You are!"
Fry: "Aaaaa! Aaaaa! Aaaaa!"
Xmpel

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« Reply #468 on: 06-21-2003 04:25 »
« Last Edit on: 07-02-2003 00:00 »

I can't pick a favourite quote, that's impossibly. Although iv'e been reapeting this quote over and over again in my head beacuse it's so damn funny and straight on:

Lowery: Her give her these
[Hands over some daffodils to The prof]
Fry: And if that dosen't work i got you a six pack of champagne and a funnel!

Of course i've been up all night, It wasn't because caffein it was Insomnia, I couldn't stop thinking about coffe!
I need a nap
[Sleeps for 1 second] [Wakes up]
Coffe time!
Teral

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« Reply #469 on: 06-21-2003 06:48 »

Zoidberg: "I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300$!"

Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #470 on: 06-21-2003 07:20 »

Bender: "I'm the first one to work, a new low"
comiccollector5

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« Reply #471 on: 06-21-2003 10:02 »

  when you do things right people might not think youve done at all. God

 from godfellas
Teral

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« Reply #472 on: 06-21-2003 11:20 »

Hermes: "You didn't even refrigerate it, you spineless lobster."
Zoidberg: "You had to drag spines into this!"
Jolly Mon

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« Reply #473 on: 06-21-2003 14:29 »

Mmmmmm, mmmmmmm, mm...NO! "The Series Has Landed"

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.' (U.S. Marine Corps.)
futurefreak

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« Reply #474 on: 06-23-2003 01:03 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by BriDgEtheSoLid:
"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast."


hehehehe

if anyone hasn't already submitted it...

"No beer til you finish your tequila!"

Margarita

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« Reply #475 on: 06-23-2003 01:35 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by comiccollector5:
  when you do things right people might not think youve done at all. God

 from godfellas

it's "when you do thing right, people won't be sure you have done anything at all"
and i like it too  smile
Zoidberg MD

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« Reply #476 on: 06-23-2003 13:39 »

Good night you princes of Maine, you kings of New New England.
ZED

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« Reply #477 on: 06-23-2003 18:46 »

fry:What part of that did I understand?
Zoidberg MD

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« Reply #478 on: 06-24-2003 11:03 »

Nibbler: "Fry, this make you the most important person in the universe!"
Fry: "Oh SNAP!"
the_dudefather

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« Reply #479 on: 06-24-2003 11:14 »

when diamond is lowered:

"oh chief you made me the happiest girl in the world!"
-where the buggilo roam

"the key to victory, is the element of surprize.....SURPISE!!"
-war is the h-word

"ill show ye..."
-insane in the mainframe

"dont call me crazy, im just not user-friendly"
-insane in the mainframe

"what do we have to get"
"honey, ordinary honey"
"i dont see whats so bad about.."
"this is no ordinary honey!"
-the sting

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