zarbfoid
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hey guys i need help i need 2 know the name of the episode in which the prof is on the fone n as the others enter the room he says something like " to shreads u say...and his wife?...2 shreads u say?" i think its from series 2
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Gorgak
Crustacean
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Zapp: "I'd like to make one final statement, Kif come here and hold up the flag...and wave it a little for God sakes."
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Amorpheus
Delivery Boy
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Zapp Brannigan: "So... a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. It was almost the perfect crime... but you forgot one thing: rock, crushes, scissors. But paper cowers rock... and scissors cuts paper... Kif! We have a conundrum." Zapp Brannigan: "Like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!" One of my favorite minor characters.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Farnsworth: "Oooh, lourdy lou! Heeeelp, uuh, aah. [screams] Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys do something! Help, Satan, you owe me!"
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Gorgak
Crustacean
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Originally posted by alexvilagosh: Welcome to PEEL Gorgak.
Brannigan Begin Again is one of my favourite episodes.
Fry: This is awesome. We're gonna be, like ... Pow! Pow! Pow! And they're gonna be, like ... Aaaaaa!! KABOOM!!! And then we'll have pancakes to celebrate, and I'll be, like ... [eating sounds] Bender: Leela save me!...and yourself i guess...and my banjo...and Fry.
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fuzzy13
Crustacean
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Fry: A year later I was beaten up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!
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BriDgEtheSoLid
Crustacean
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"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast."
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Maelin
Crustacean
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Originally posted by Teral: Calculon: "Do you have another "Go To 10" line?" (just about the only succesful joke Calculon has ever said)
Calculon has the occasional good line! What about this one? Calculon: "I upgrade my appearance every few decades to avoid suspicion. I was all of history's great robot actors. Acting Unit 0.8. Thespomat. David Duchovny!" -The Honking[/i] And I also like this one: Leela: "In my dream, Fry said he hid a gift for me in his locker. If it's true, then he must still exist in some form." Professor: "Of course he still exists! As a frozen corpse in outer space! Hoo hoo hoo hoo... ohhh, I made myself sad." Leela: "Well, maybe I am freaking out a little." Bender: "A little? You're screwier than my aunt Rita. And she's a screw!" Leela: "I'll find Fry's coffin... get his corpse... and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!" -The Sting[/i] Maelin
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boingo2000
Liquid Emperor
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Has anyone mentioned Zapp: I suffer from a very sexy learining disorder. What do I call if Kiff? Kiff: *sigh* Sexlexia. - War is the H-word or Fry: I did do the nasty in the pasty. - The Why of Fry yet? Cause if they haven't, I want to. So let me know.
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SpongeMonkey
Crustacean
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I dunno if these have been mentioned (because I am too lazy to read thru 12 pages of posts):
Zapp: "I am the man with no name! (pause) Zapp Brannigan at your service!"
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Zapp" The quickest way to a girls bed is thru her parents. Have sex with them and your in!"
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Zapp: "Why'd you open your bong-hole you smelly hippy!? Youd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderatly attractive monkey" You must have smoked some bad granola."
Zapp: "Kif! Get me 10 cases of Pert & Popular!" Kiff: "What shall I do with your Jergens sir?" Zapp: "Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows."
Love that Zapp...
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Morbo: It's fine, it's fine, I will destroy you!
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ZED
Crustacean
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nixons head:hows the family morbo:belligerent and numerous
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by ZED: nixons head:hows the family morbo:belligerent and numerous Nixon:Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. ::Takes baby out of chest compartment:: Bender: Great. FIrst he steals my body, now he's touching my stuff.
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ZED
Crustacean
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bender:Oh your god from amazon women in the mood
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Graff Vynda-K
Poppler
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Fry: *snore* Leela: "Oh!" Bender: "Oh my god!" Fry: *tap* "Eh?" Professor: "What the hell have you done Fry?" Fry: "Relax. She can't be my grandmother! I've figured it all out." Professor: "Of course she's your grandmother you perverted dope! Look" Mildred: "Come back to bed dery." Fry: "Waa! It's impossible! If she's my grandmother, then who's your grandfather?" Professor: "Isn't it obvious? You are!" Fry: "Aaaaa! Aaaaa! Aaaaa!"
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidberg: "I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300$!"
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: "I'm the first one to work, a new low"
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Hermes: "You didn't even refrigerate it, you spineless lobster." Zoidberg: "You had to drag spines into this!"
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by BriDgEtheSoLid: "Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast."
hehehehe if anyone hasn't already submitted it... "No beer til you finish your tequila!"
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ZED
Crustacean
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fry:What part of that did I understand?
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