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LuTHieR

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« Reply #400 on: 05-20-2003 07:25 »

I don't know whether it can be called a quote or not, but I do love the name of an arcade shown in the background in "The series has landed":
NON GENDER SPECIFIC PAC PERSON
green-gesus

Bending Unit
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« Reply #401 on: 05-21-2003 14:03 »

Prof: You can't just waltz into Central Bureaucracy! It's a tangled web of red-tape and regulations. I've never been there, but a friend of mine went completely mad just trying to find a washroom.
Leela: We need a guide, someone who's been there before.
Prof: Oh, I;ve been there before, lots of times! (insane laughter)
MattyB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #402 on: 05-21-2003 16:18 »

Fry: I love you
Liu Bot: You
Fry: You
Liu Bot: You
Fry: You
Professor: Great. She's stuck in a loop, and he's an idiot. Well I guess that's love for you.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #403 on: 05-22-2003 14:31 »

Donovan: "Atlanta was a city,
landlocked, hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean.
Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism
that they moved off-shore becoming and island, and an even bigger Delta hub.
Until the city overdeveloped and it started to sink.
Knowing their fate the quality people ran away:
Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca Cola, the magician.
And the other socalled Gods of our legends
though gods they were
also Jane Fonda was there
The others chose to remain behind on their porches with their rifles
And one day evolving to mermaids and sing and dance and ring in the new."

Atlantans: "Hail Atlanta."
Leela: "The magician!?"
Damenbart

Poppler
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« Reply #404 on: 05-24-2003 04:37 »
« Last Edit on: 05-24-2003 04:37 »

fry: wow, it's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up! - parasites lost

nixon: remember, what the doormouse said, feed your head!
Moron!

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #405 on: 05-24-2003 04:54 »

I'm sure it's been mentioned 100 times but the "Urectum" line is one of the Top 5 Funniest Things I've ever heard.
Super King

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #406 on: 05-24-2003 05:55 »

Zoidberg: this is one death Zoidberg will not be responable for....... Zoidberg away
Zoidberg walkes out of the room
 -That's Lobstertainment!
The Hypno Toad

Bending Unit
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« Reply #407 on: 05-24-2003 13:17 »

 ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD!       

         Best Quote Ever!.........
Xpert100

Crustacean
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« Reply #408 on: 05-25-2003 09:39 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2003 09:39 »

Nibbler: Fear not, Mighty One. Your missing brain wave makes you invisible to them. So long as you avoid intense thinking.
Fry: Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention.
Nibbler: That is most wise.
Fry: Who?

Fry: Did everything just taste purple for a second?

The Why of Fry
Action Jacktion

Professor
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« Reply #409 on: 05-25-2003 12:23 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2003 12:23 »

From "My Three Suns:"

Professor: Good news everyone!

Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.

Professor: You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol--

Bender: Here it comes.

Professor: --A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.

Bender: Thank you and goodnight.

Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?

Professor: Why of course!  It's just a name, like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return.  All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy Of Terror!
Strat

Bending Unit
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« Reply #410 on: 05-26-2003 02:00 »

"Alright, This is the third hose fight I've broken up today, and the second using actual hoses!"
- Leela
Xpert100

Crustacean
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« Reply #411 on: 05-27-2003 07:00 »

Bender: Him pending para un bending.

A Clone of My Own

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #412 on: 05-28-2003 00:16 »

A Big Ball Of Garbage:

Fry: Don't give up professor! No matter how hard it gets, I never gave up! Hey! Are you even listening to me? Oh, I give up!

Mars University:

Fry: By god, I'll enroll in Mars University and drop out all over again!

Leela: You won't last two weeks.

Fry: Aww, thanks for beliving in me.
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #413 on: 05-31-2003 06:05 »

Fry: "... and to rule with insanity, err, integrity."

- My three suns
Howster

Crustacean
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« Reply #414 on: 06-01-2003 15:34 »

"Allright, its saturday night, Iv got no date, a 2lt bottle of chazta and my all rush mix tape - lets rock"
fromage

Starship Captain
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« Reply #415 on: 06-02-2003 00:26 »

Fry : Why am I sticky and naked? Did I missed something fun?
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #416 on: 06-02-2003 01:00 »

Leela: Now, bees communicate by dancing.
Fry: Like my parents! Oh, wait, that was hitting.

Leela: Activate emergency high-speed self-contained escape pack crisis response units. Quick!
*Jetpack turns on.*

LaBarbara: Husband, can't you go anywhere without lighting something up?

Bender: Hey, the guy's dead, there's no law against graverobbing.

Leela: Is this some sort of brain scanner?
Farnsworth: Some sort, yes. In France, it's called a guillotine.
*Farnsworth pulls a lever. Leela ghasps and jumps up just in time to avoid being beheaded.*
Leela: Professor! Can't you examine my brain without removing it?
Farnsworth: Yes, easily.

Leela: I've never been treated so romantically by my imagination before.

Leela(twitching nervously): I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!

Fry: Listen to me, you don't want to lie in bed like a vegetable and do nothing for the rest of your life. I've tried it. Bedsores hurt!

Bender: You were in the best coma I've ever seen!
SQFreak

Professor
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« Reply #417 on: 06-02-2003 01:09 »

Professor: Just ordinary honey.
Leela: That doesn't sound so hard.
Professor: This is no ordinary honey!
"The Sting"
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #418 on: 06-02-2003 16:39 »
« Last Edit on: 06-02-2003 16:39 »

Damn, Anarchist already posted by favorite line from the new episode. Leela flying to get Fry's corpse and talking to herself was hillarious.

Farnsworth: "This is no ordinary honey. It's produced by vicious space bees. A single sting of their hideous neurotoxin can cause instant death!"
Hermes: "And that's if you're not allergic. You don't wanna know what happens then, oh no no, God no."
Farnsworth: "Your insides with boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano!"
Hermes: "I didn't want to know!" (start to cry)

Zoidberg: "I just wish I could've removed the stinger."

Leela: "My dream was real. He's alive!"
Hattie: (bangs on wall) "Quit your bragging, my boyfriend's alive too. Huh...not any more."

Leela: "It got through, Fry. It got through."
HawkingHole4001

Bending Unit
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« Reply #419 on: 06-02-2003 20:50 »

A very long quote... put very, very shortly.
The ENTIRE "Bee Happy" song from "The Sting"
SQFreak

Professor
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« Reply #420 on: 06-02-2003 20:54 »

Leela and old PE captain: "Deadly, deadly bees."
Super King

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #421 on: 06-02-2003 22:47 »

Zoidberg: "Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robot doesn't make you a robot. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do."
     --Insane in the Mainframe
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #422 on: 06-03-2003 11:09 »
« Last Edit on: 06-03-2003 11:09 »

Leela: "I am not under stress damnit!" (squeeze toy pops)
Bender509

Poppler
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« Reply #423 on: 06-03-2003 16:32 »

From war is the h-word

Cashier: that'll be 40 cents
Fry: I think you're forgetting our 5% military discount
Cashier: that's only for people in the military
Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me.
Cashier: Okay, look, our policy is that If you're not completley satisfied.......I hate you

and another one
Bender's top ten words
10. Chump
9. Chumpet
8. yours
7. up
6. pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. my
3. shiny
2. dafidil
1. ass
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #424 on: 06-03-2003 19:35 »

From the DVDs out-takes:
One of the Slurm worm things: Why, you mother-father, you son of a beach towel, you rotten basketball.
Smash

Poppler
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« Reply #425 on: 06-04-2003 11:43 »

i like this quote "You stink. bender's great. deal with it."
MattyB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #426 on: 06-04-2003 14:29 »

"Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1979 but the average voter is still as drunk and stupid as ever"

Nixon - A Head in the Polls
barbeq

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #427 on: 06-04-2003 17:55 »

When Bender/Flexo sprays clorin on Fry Zoidberg says "That's funny because it's poisonous"
barbeq

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #428 on: 06-04-2003 18:00 »

Is "The Sting" episode of 4th or 5th season? We only have first 3 on dvd at Finland (own em all ofcourse :P)
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #429 on: 06-05-2003 00:32 »

There's no real 5th season... it's just that Fox has been so stingy with the episodes it's taken them 5 years to show 4 seasons' worth of episodes.
Jolly Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #430 on: 06-05-2003 00:43 »

Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: As long as it's not about my eye,
Is it about my eye?
Fry: Sort of.
Leela: Just ask the question.
Fry Whats with the eye?
From: Space Pilot 3000
Futurama_Hil

Urban Legend
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« Reply #431 on: 06-06-2003 18:06 »

  laff   laff   laff   laff   laff

God, there are just TOO many!
Rage Dump

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #432 on: 06-06-2003 22:41 »

Hermes : Take a rage dump mon (anyone guess where i got my user name from  smile ) He's no worse than Bender.
Fry : He drinks, smokes and post naked pictures of me on the internet.
Amy : That's Bender all right
Fry : Im talking about Flexo! Mark my words, Flexo's evil, he's the evil Bender.
Hermes : Raaaaaaagggge Dump

I dont know how to spell lurr so if you dont know who i mean its the main male omicronian (ive prbably spelt the wrong too  smile )
Free Waterfall Junior (The hippy) : Now everyone join hands, join hands please, i'd like to lead you all in some swaying.... C'mon pay attention..... I said doooo it.
Lurr : Is he your friend too?
Young omicronian : Nope
<Lurr eats the hippy>
Hippy : This is not happening
<crowd cheers>
Lurr : Ohh Uh, i think there was something funny in that hippy.
*A bit later*
Lurr : People of earth... Ohh that hippy's starting to kick in... We've all learned an important lesson today, i realise now that.... Dude... my hands are huge.... they can touch anything but themselves
*his hands touch together*
Lurr : Oh wait...
Female omicronian : Lets go
*Lurr swings cape around and sees how tripped out it looks to him*
Lurr : Woooaahhh
*Omicronian space ship flies off*
Lurr : Woah, i feel like im flying.

Bender : ahh the Crossbow, the pitiless, elegant killing machine... the Bender of the 15th century!
Fry : No good we need something that can take out an entire army
*They see the heat-seeking missile*
All : Wow
*Bender accientally fires a crossbow bolt into his head*
Bender : ....Ow!...

Oh and by the way Hi everybody  smile
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #433 on: 06-06-2003 22:48 »

lol welcome to PEEL Rage Dump.

fembot_chica88

Crustacean
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« Reply #434 on: 06-06-2003 22:53 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
Welcome to PEEL, FlyingTigress. Enjoy it here.

And allow me to commend you on your excellent taste in avatars.   big grin

Bender: "She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes I'LL KILL YOU AMY she'll be coming 'round the mountain, She'll be coming round the mountain, She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes."

I sing that everyday! It's like a routine!


-The demon monkeys are after me!!!! AHHHH!!!
Arachnid

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #435 on: 06-07-2003 06:20 »

Favorite unaired quote:
Farnsworth: Oh, don't worry about the warning lights. The really interesting accidents happen without warning!
FlameBoy

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #436 on: 06-07-2003 15:01 »
« Last Edit on: 06-07-2003 15:01 »

A few of my faves that I've seen so far on the new DVD:

Fry : I'll need somebody who's good at bending. Leela, will you come with me?

Farnsworth : Well Fry, or should I say, Captain Fry? No, I shouldn't, because Bender is the new captain!

Farnsworth : This is a highly controversial mission.
Fry : Controversial?
Farnsworth : Oh, my, no. For this highly controversial mission, you'll need...

Flexo : I really appreciate that!
Bender : Really?
Flexo : Nah, I'm yanking your chain. That was quite annoying!
Rage Dump

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #437 on: 06-08-2003 06:41 »

Panucchi : Hey! The usual Professor Hawking?
Prof Hawking : No, today id like something good
Panucchi : He he he your alright Hawking i'll getcha the usual
*Later*
Panucchi : Hey Hawking, ya pizza's ready!
Hawking : Toss it in the garbage

The whole song in "The tale of two Santas"
My fave bits are in bold
Neptunians : We are fair and fairly sober
With so many toys to build
The Machines are kinda tricky
Probably someone will be killed

But we gladly work for nothing...
Fry : Which is good because we dont intend to pay

Neptunians : The elves are back to work today. Hooray!

Neptunians : We have just a couple hours to make several billion gifts
And the labour isnt easy
Leela : Then you'll all work triple shifts
You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed

All : Its back to work on x-mas eve
Neptunians : <Fatigued> Hooray...

Leela : Although your cold and sad and ulgy
Your pride will mask the pain
Fry : Let my happy smile warm your heart
Neptunian : Theres a toy lodged in my brain

Neptunians : We are getting awfully tired and
We cant work any faster
And were very very sorry
Bender : Why, you selfish little bastards
Do you want the kids to think that santa's just some crummy empty handed jerk?
Then shut your yaps and back to work

Now its very nearly xmas and we done the best we could

Fry : These toy soldiers are poorly painted
Leela : An they're made from inferior wood
Bender : I should give you all a beating but i really have to fly
Santa : If i werent stuck here frozen, i'd harpoon you in the eye
Neptunians : Now its back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye
Leela : You did the best you could i guess some of these gorrillas are ok
Neptunians : Hooray!
The elves are risking x-mas day
Hooray!
Hmmm forgot it went for that long  smile anyway its all good.
I wish that i lived in the US so i could see some of the newer ones... Auz is only upto about S4E07 or something, ive seen up to S5E06, but ive heard that after that it gets really good, anyone care to back this up?
Thanks
binster

Poppler
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« Reply #438 on: 06-08-2003 09:04 »

Morgan Procter : I should have known you'd come here.  And I did know.  And that's why I came here.

From "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back".
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #439 on: 06-08-2003 13:39 »

Calculon: "Do you have another "Go To 10" line?" (just about the only succesful joke Calculon has ever said)

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