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Hawk

Professor
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« Reply #40 on: 01-05-2003 05:00 »

Fansworth: Good news, everyone! There's something on TV with extremly bad news!
ZombieJesus

Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #41 on: 01-05-2003 05:02 »

Farnsworth: "News everyone"

Farnsworth: "oh my, No"

Not so funny out of context, but surprising and funny when you didn't see it before.
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #42 on: 01-05-2003 05:24 »

Fry: "I knew it! Insane theories one, regular theories a billion."

 - A Pharaoh to Remember
M. Proctor

Starship Captain
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« Reply #43 on: 01-05-2003 05:56 »

"A woman? I'm scared..."

- A Bicyclops built for two
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #44 on: 01-05-2003 06:04 »

Bender: "I'll guess, if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself."

 - The Route of all Evil
M. Proctor

Starship Captain
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« Reply #45 on: 01-05-2003 06:11 »

Umbrielle: "Tell me more about that land world. Is there water there too?"

Fry: "Yeah! Sometimes it falls from the sky!"

Umbrielle: "Hm."

Fry: "And sometimes it doesn't!"

Umbrielle: "Oh, Mister Fry, you do go on!"

- The deep south
Kazzahdrane

Starship Captain
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« Reply #46 on: 01-05-2003 06:15 »

Fry: I love being with you Umbrielle, I don't have to lie that I'm a lion tamer to impress you.

Umbrielle: You have lions in your land world??

Fry: Yeah, I tame them.

- TDS
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #47 on: 01-05-2003 06:18 »
« Last Edit on: 01-05-2003 06:18 »

Leela: "The thing is, Fry is very sweet, but he is so inmature. I love his boyish charme, but I hate his childishness." (Makes sense, doesn't it?   laff )

 - Time keeps on slippin'
M. Proctor

Starship Captain
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« Reply #48 on: 01-05-2003 06:20 »

I thought he said;

"You know what I like best about you Umbrielle? You find me facinating. I don't have lie that I'm a lion tamer to impress you (or something)"

"Are there sea lions in the land world too?"

"Yeah. We call them land sea lions. I tame them"

I'm not sure if it's the exact quote, though...

Leela: "Listen here, mister, by the end of the day, one of us is going to have one eye."

- Cyberhouse rules
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #49 on: 01-05-2003 06:26 »

Fry: "Uhuh, put me in Professor, I want to show Leela my skills."
Professor: "Hmmm, who said that skills pay the bills?"

 - Time keeps on slippin'
M. Proctor

Starship Captain
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« Reply #50 on: 01-05-2003 06:34 »

Leela: "You're just jelaous."
Fry: "No I'm not. Oh, wait, I am!"

- Cyberhouse rules
Hawk

Professor
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« Reply #51 on: 01-05-2003 07:10 »

Fry: My girlfriend..... my family.... I'll never see anyone of them again.... YAAAHOOOO!!
M. Proctor

Starship Captain
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« Reply #52 on: 01-05-2003 07:12 »

Leela: I've need someone to hold me. Stroke me. Tell me they love me.
Fry: Well, then it's your lucky day, cause I happend to be a holding stroking and loving machine...

- Leela's homeworld
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #53 on: 01-05-2003 07:49 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by M. Proctor:
Leela: I've need someone to hold me. Stroke me. Tell me they love me.
Fry: Well, then it's your lucky day, cause I happend to be a holding stroking and loving machine...

- Leela's homeworld


 ... also spanking.
  evil laugh
Hawk

Professor
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« Reply #54 on: 01-05-2003 08:05 »

Nina (I think): Look! I'm Leela! *Put's on an eyepatch*
Albert: nu-uh, I'm double Leela! *Covers both eyes* Weeeeeeee! *Runs and chrashes in the wall*

-Leela's homeworld

It might don't look like it, but it's so funny!
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #55 on: 01-05-2003 08:08 »
« Last Edit on: 01-05-2003 08:08 »

Another quote that doesn't sound funny at first, but once you see the scene ...   laff

Farnsworth: "Women!"

 - Roswell that ends well
Bend-err

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #56 on: 01-05-2003 08:09 »

Fry: Wow, a real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new years costume?
Bender: "Bite my shiny metal ass!
Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag.
-Space Pilot 3000
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #57 on: 01-05-2003 08:12 »

Zapp: "The fastest way to a girl's heart is through their parents. Have sex with them, and you are in!"

 - where the buggalo roam
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #58 on: 01-05-2003 08:16 »

Professor: 'Dirt doesn't need luck'

Luck Of The Fryish
Hawk

Professor
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« Reply #59 on: 01-05-2003 08:18 »
« Last Edit on: 01-05-2003 08:18 »

  laff love that quote!


Leela: No! It's not working! Melllvar is gaining power from us!
Fry: Just like a baloon! And..... something bad happens!

-Where no fan has gone before
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #60 on: 01-05-2003 08:22 »
« Last Edit on: 01-05-2003 08:22 »

Farnsworth: "...  i am already in my pyjamas."

 - Space Pilot 3000 and The series has landed

(Yes, Folks, that's a DOUBLEQUOTE!)   evil laugh
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #61 on: 01-05-2003 08:34 »
« Last Edit on: 01-05-2003 08:34 »

Since drippy is slacking off on his nazi duties:

Nope, in SP3K he say "although I am already in my pyjamas."  evil laugh   evil laugh
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #62 on: 01-05-2003 08:40 »
« Last Edit on: 01-05-2003 08:40 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
Since drippy is slacking off on his nazi duties:

Nope, in SP3K he say "although I am already in my pyjamas."    evil laugh     evil laugh

Did you say something? (Points at the mentioned post)    evil laugh
Bend-err

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #63 on: 01-05-2003 08:42 »

Fry: You are cute!
Lucy Bot: You are cute!
Fry: You!
Lucy Bot: You!
Fry: You!
Lucy Bot: You!
Fry: You!
Lucy Bot: You!
Professor: Oh dear! She is stuck in an infinite loop and he is an idiot! Well, that's love for you.
-I dated a Robot
M. Proctor

Starship Captain
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« Reply #64 on: 01-05-2003 08:47 »

Hehe  evil laugh

"...Leela, do you copy and paste his response?"

- A bicyclops built for two
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #65 on: 01-05-2003 11:48 »
« Last Edit on: 01-05-2003 11:48 »

Bender: "Kill all humans"

- Several episodes

(-> MULTIQUOTE!   evil laugh )
NewsMonster

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #66 on: 01-05-2003 13:46 »

Leela: Great, now all the planets are gonna start crackin wise about our mamas.
Hermes: I'm just glad my fat ugly mama isn't here to see this.
Farnsworth: Enough about Hermes' promiscuous mother!

Not exactly right, but hilarious nonetheless.
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #67 on: 01-05-2003 16:40 »

Ha! Welcome to PEEL newsmonster!
I love that quote... in fact:

Morbo: Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Fry: Woah. Even the newsmonster is acting strange.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #68 on: 01-05-2003 18:11 »

Six of the best:

Zoidberg: Help, friends! A ginuea pig tricked me!
(AOI 1)
Zoidberg: Weebweebweebweebweeb! (Ink slosh)
(Cyberhouse Rules)
Fry: He stole my name, he stole my clover, he stole my life! (punches statue) he also broke my hand!
(Luck of the Fryrish)
Farnsworth: Those poor sons of.... but that's not important!
(Space Pilot 3000)
Bender: My life, and by extension, everybody elses is meaningless....
(Time Keeps on Slippin')
Cubert: What? You've neer seen a genius's wiener before?
(A Clone of My Own)
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #69 on: 01-05-2003 22:11 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by TNUK:
Cubert: What? You've neer seen a genius's wiener before?
(A Clone of My Own)

Amy: "No."
Leela: "No."
Fry: "Well, this one time in the park..."
NewsMonster

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #70 on: 01-05-2003 23:58 »

Thanks chump!  Keeping my name thing going, from Crimes of the Hot:

Newslady: Well at least those windmills will keep them nice and cool.
Newsmonster: Windmills do not work that way!!  Goodnight!!
Spice Weasel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #71 on: 01-06-2003 01:19 »
« Last Edit on: 01-06-2003 01:19 »

Leela: This Wangs Chung, after all the good we tried to do, Xmas turned out as rotten as ever.
Professor: No heat
Amy: No power
Hermes: Huddled together in fear like lice in a burning wig.

-A Tale Of Two Santas
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #72 on: 01-06-2003 02:53 »
« Last Edit on: 01-06-2003 02:53 »

Bender:Oh..And bring me toboggan..
-The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Fortune Teller Bot:Yes,I will help you.But you must pay a terrible price!! *Fry(?) puts 25 cence in slot*
-The Honking
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #73 on: 01-06-2003 04:50 »
« Last Edit on: 01-06-2003 04:50 »

Fry:"Can I ask you a question?"
Leela: "As long as it's not about my eye."
Fry: "Uhh.."
Leela: "Is it about my eye?"
Fry: "Sort of."
Leela: "Just ask the question."
Fry: "What's with the eye?"
Leela: "I'm an alien."
Fry: "Cool, an alien! Has your race taken over the Earth?"
Leela: "No, I just work here."

 - Space Pilot 3000
BendingUnit1141

Professor
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« Reply #74 on: 01-06-2003 06:04 »

"Good news everyone! Save the Earth, exctera exctera. Uh, byye."

-Crimes of the Hot
M. Proctor

Starship Captain
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« Reply #75 on: 01-06-2003 09:17 »

Fry: "I'll meet you in the closet."

- Put your head on my shoulders

I thought that was a pretty funny quote though it doesn't sound like it  big grin
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #76 on: 01-06-2003 09:42 »

Fortune Teller: 'Oooh, i am your friend, Bonder'
Fry: 'Bonder? Is it really you?'
Fortune Teller: 'Yes, give the gypsy $10'
Fry: 'Wait, Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender! You're a fraud!'
Fortune Teller: 'Look, do you want false hope or not?'
Fry: 'Only if you don't have any real hope!'

-Godfellas
BuffDaddy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #77 on: 01-06-2003 09:56 »

Fry: Bender, Look! It's that guy you are
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Zoidy: You've seen me naked?
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from Bendless Love


Fry: Hermes?
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from WITHW


Fry: Hey. It's that Barbecue's-over-Sound again.
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from WTBR

M. Proctor

Starship Captain
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« Reply #78 on: 01-06-2003 10:42 »

Fry: "I have a thing for a girl back home."

Lee Lemon: "Really? What is she. Blonde, chinese, cyclops..."

Fry: "She's a cyclops."

(Stupid Fry  love I like this quote)
Smitty

Professor
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« Reply #79 on: 01-06-2003 11:08 »

Fry: People said I was dumb but I proved them!
The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
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