Best Futurama Quotes

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Fry: Remember the Safety Dance?
That Guy: Sure do.  Dun dun dun . . .
Fry: That dance wasn't as safe as everybody said.

TotPD

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Originally posted by Zoidberg MD:
Farnsworth: "Good news everyone, you know that orphanarium that Leela grew up in"
Fry: "Yeah, we talk about it all the time"
Leela: "REALLY!"
Fry: "NO!"
Bender & Fry: "BURNNNNNNNNNN!"

(on Leela being named Orphan of the Month)
Amy: "Congratulations, Leela. Your parents must be so proud! Oh, sorry"

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Zoidy : "Oh sure you need all your blood"

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Professor:  "If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall."

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Professor: Professor! Lava! Hot!

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from benders song in "bendless love" when beck says "That would be great with soup".

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Why dont we bit the bullet and just post all the futurama scripts to be sure we have postedEVERY line from futurama

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Nibblonian:  "We're also prepared a bag lunch and some mittens."

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Farnsworth: "Go to hell, Heather!!"

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Beck: "It's like when I wrote Devil's Haircut, I was feeling really..uh..what's that song about?"

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Originally posted by Australian Guy:
Why dont we bit the bullet and just post all the futurama scripts to be sure we have postedEVERY line from futurama

Yeah, but this is fun.  Mine isn't a line, per se, it's just that in TWOF when Nibbler tells Fry that he errs in thinking the Dave Matthews Band rocks, the female Nibblonian slowly and solemnly shakes her head in the negative to confirm Nibbler's statement.  I laughed so hard at that perfectly timed little head motion of hers! 

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Everyone seems to be talking about TWOF,it must be a really big ep huh? I dont wanna know about it. I wanna see it for myself.

Fry Fear not mammal, for i shall assist Ye.
Hermes Robots dont say Ye
Fry What is the meaning of this symbol.
Hermes Thats a plus sign ya pointy haired loony. Quit thinking your a robot
Fry I'll Show Ye

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Actually it's not as great as I thought I would be, thakns to the boring B Plot...

Now something different:

Zoidberg: "This will be one death Dr. Zoidberg won't be responsible for. Zoidberg away!"

 - That's Lobstertainment

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ok, the two all time best Futurama Quotes are as follows...
#2 "My Three Suns"
Fry - It's like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All winter long the grasshopper collected acorns while the octopus sat on the couch watching tv and mooched off his girlfriend. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns, and he also got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

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Bender: Well, somebody's being awfully aluminum.

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my bad, # 1 is from "Fear of the Bot Planet"

Robot Elder - "Silence, I Concure"

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Originally posted by Australian Guy:
Why dont we bit the bullet and just post all the futurama scripts to be sure we have postedEVERY line from futurama

Prof. Farnsworth: "Shut up, I was going to say that!"

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The more posts I read from "My Three Suns" the more I realize that it was one of the sleeper greats of the show. 

Anyway, next awesome quote:

Fry:  <serious> "Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate, but then you start to get tired of it 'cause it always wants to hang out with you?"
Amy:  <confused> "Huh?  You don't like chocolate?"
Fry:  <irritated> "Look, could chocolate just let me finish?"

From "Put Your Head on My Shoulder".

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Prof: Farnsworth: "And with my last breath I curse Zooidberg!"
 
 - TMLH

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Professor: Kazuzu? KaZUZU?

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Fry and Zoidberg: Freedom, freedom, freedom oha. Freedom, freedom, freedom  oha.

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Fry: I'm not a one-woman guy Leela
Leela: You'll be back to none soon enough

From Put Your Head on my Shoulder

And of course THE best ever line in Futurama:

"And have the boy lay out my formal shorts."
"The boy, sir?"
"You. You lay out my formal shorts."

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Originally posted by Lee Roberts:
Fry and Zoidberg: Freedom, freedom, freedom oha. Freedom, freedom, freedom  oha.

It's "Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy!"

Can't you get anything right?

(during the end credits)
Fry: "YES!"

 - TWOF

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Morbo:"Kittens give Morbo gas!"

I love that one!

Bender: Why don't you get a puppy? (after he flushes Nibbler)
Leela: Awwww (crying) Nibbler loved too eat puppies

Hey maybe i have an obsession with small animals being eaten!

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Welcome to PEEL Shiny Metal Ass!

Amy: Bah!

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Originally posted by Shiny Metal Ass:
Bender: Why don't you get a puppy? (after he flushes Nibbler)
Leela: Awwww (crying) Nibbler loved too eat puppies

Wasn't it Amy who said something about a puppy to Leela?

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Yeah thinking about it it was amy, i don't know if you count this as a quote but the whole singing by the grunka-lunka's was really great

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Season 3:The Cyber House Rules

Leela: She doesn't need an operation! She's fine the way she is.
Adelai: Oh, and I suppose you were fine the way you were...
Leela: Damn right I was!
Fry: Yaaaay!
Leela: Shut up, Fry!

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Orphan: Our Daddy's a giant toy!

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Orphan: Can we have Bender Burgers again?
Bender: No! That cat sanctuary's on to me!

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Manager: You know, adopting an orphan is a great way of having a child without having sex!
Fry: Really...?

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Zoidburg: (After reverting to Cuttlefish form) I am a teenage heart-throb again!

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Leela: "you know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson..."
Zapp: "if its a lesson in love, I must warn you, i suffer from a very sexy learning disability.. what do i call it Kif?"
Kif: "ugh... Sexlexia"

- War Is The H Word

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Welcome to PEEL, Brannigan's Law!

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"Im walking on sunshine... woaahh woaahh...."

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"Press any key to continue" (Bender's communion in "Hell is other Robots" )

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Yancey: That clover is a worthless piece of junk!  GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!

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Gunther:  "I just want to be a monkey of moderate intelligence and wear a suit.  That's why I'm going to Business School!!!"

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Zapp: "A little lower, and lots softer..." Try using that in everyday conversation!

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I'm going to post something I just recently noticed, on my 6th or 7th pass through "War is the H-word". 

As Fry and Bender are boarding the Nimbus, there's a sign in the background that reads in large letters "Buy Bonds!" but I never noticed that below it in smaller blue letters is written "Sell Stock".,  I cracked up for probably the umpteenth time watching H-word.  Definetly one of the best.

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Bender: "Hey i've got a busted ass here but i don't see anyone kissing it!"

Zoidburg: "Ok, ok i'm coming."   

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I know this is a double post but i just thought of another

Fry: This display of emotion is making me nauseous or maybe its what ever that is!

 

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Originally posted by Shiny Metal Ass:
I know this is a double post but i just thought of another

Fry: This display of emotion is making me nauseous or maybe its what ever that is!

   

At least you know you're double posting, you can use the edit button to add things onto a post!