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evan
Urban Legend
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{walks up to the podium}
There comes a time in every 80's Reaganaut's life that he has to come to the aid of his country. That time is now. That country is That Guy. Now, I know many of you loathe That Guy, and, let's face it, we all are jealous of our betters. Not all of us can be the sharks of the world. Some must be the sheep.
But, it's not too late to empahize with ourselves. This week, my two picks are going to probably go face to face in a battle to the death. Nix, and the Morgan Proctor camp, you are decent and noble people. I'm glad that we held our own little alliance. Sadly, that alliance may be strained.
We Reaganauts will not be deferred, though. We will still kick it 80s style. We will keep That Guy on longer than anyone ever thought possible. And that will be good.
That Guy: "There are two types of people in this world. Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired." Zoidberg: "Uh, which is the one that people like to hug?" That Guy: "Gutsy question. You're a shark."
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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I don't like Mermaids.
Go that Guy!!!,WIN!!!!.
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Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Same as last time; That Guy, he sucked.
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Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by clampybot: who is Umbriele? She is the mermaid from The Deep South
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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As CEO and acting chairman of the Morgan Proctor camp I feel it's my duty to say a few words. Our glorious chairman may be absent, but he has given me power of attorney to speak on behalf of the entire movement.
It's no secret that I objected strongly to the alliance with the That Guy posse, but now it is forged and our movement will live up to the agreement. It's an alliance that will benefit both sides, and we will be wise to maintain it for as long as possible.
That said, the MP movement will be vigilant and I say this to the leaders of the TG posse: we will be watching you! As long as you honor the agreement, so will we. The slightest sign of treason, and we will act accordingly.
Now, lets turn the our attention to the this weeks sacrifice: the wet fish Umbrielle. A cute giggle is just about all she has going for her. She has so far evaded attention, by hiding in the background while the big characters slug it out, but not anymore. She said she loved Fry, but in the end all she wanted was an escort to some stupid underwaterpantomime. She has a grand total of 10-12 lines, I mean really!
Thanks for playing Umbrielle, but you are the weakest link and are voted of the island.
Teral CEO and acting chairman of the MP movement.
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Guy
Professor
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That Guy should go.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Guy: That Guy should go. *'Trips' Guy into a convinient Volcano*
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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I voted MP because I want Umbrielle and That Guy to stay. I don't know what so many people have against That Guy, but I thought he was awesome, awesome to the max!
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Guy
Professor
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Originally posted by Nurdbot: Originally posted by Guy: That Guy should go. *'Trips' Guy into a convinient Volcano* I hate Hawaai.
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SlaytanicMaggot
Professor
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Originally posted by Guy: That Guy should go. So, that Guy is voting against That Guy? Irony of ironies...
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MelBee
Professor
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Umbrielle, partly because everyone else is voting for her and I hate to go against the crowd, but also because she sucked.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Did I forget to mention? As one of my last acts as Space Pope, I am proclaiming Morgan Proctor as the Patron Saint of Dirty Sex.
Keep Morgan on the island!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Since our chairman have returned direct all questions regarding the official policy of the MP movement to him. I just run day-to-day business, he make the big decisions.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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Still trying to get rid of Edna.
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Hawk
Professor
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Originally posted by Nurdbot: I don't like Mermaids.
Go that Guy!!!,WIN!!!!. What ^ said
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Ah, I figured out my mistake, I looked at the first LOCKED thread. Heh.
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