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Hermes

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« on: 01-19-2001 02:23 »

I have discovered the reason for Zoidburgs low self esteem AND poorness!  His lack of residence causes all of these problems...mabye even his incompetentance?  When Zoidburg got a house in "The Deep South" his self esteem improved.  He was assertive enough to ask a normally cruel and sadistic (In a loving way :P) Bender to help him move a couch.  The fact that he can even afford a couch proves that he is getting some sort of income. 

Another possibility of Zoidburgs low self esteem, but not poorness is shown in the deep south and Cynogenic Woman (I think).  Fry is to blame!

1) When Fry and Bender are fired from the Planet Express Bisuness Zoidburg suddenly seems popular.

2) With Fry's far proximity to Zoidburg in the Deep South Zoidburg's condition seems to improve.

A third theory could be that he is homesick.  As shown in a cruestation in love Zoidburg is much for confidant when he reaches his home planet, although he is still hopeless.

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futurefreak

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« Reply #1 on: 01-19-2001 03:28 »

wow Hermes that's deep...really deep...  tongue

Bovinatron

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« Reply #2 on: 01-19-2001 05:59 »

Deep South
Ainoth

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« Reply #3 on: 01-19-2001 09:03 »

Finally an interesting discussion!

Well, I don't think Fry is the key to Zoidbergs low self-esteem.
The reason why Zoidberg is popular when Bender, Fry and Leela are away is: Who's left? the Professor and Hermes. It would be a  little boring for the two of them just to talk to each other.

Why Zoidberg is popular in "Deep South" seems obvious to me. Water is his element, so finally he can be of some use for the crew. That's what makes him feel needed and that's why he is popular.

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« Reply #4 on: 01-19-2001 11:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Hermes:
I have discovered the reason for Zoidburgs low self esteem AND poorness!  His lack of residence causes all of these problems...mabye even his incompetentance?  When Zoidburg....

Hermes

Can't you spell. It's not spelt Zoidburg!
IT'S SPELT ZOIDBERG. BERG!

Hermes

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« Reply #5 on: 01-19-2001 21:59 »

I apolagize in my forieng country things don't always translate correctly.

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« Reply #6 on: 01-19-2001 22:38 »

 
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Originally posted by Hermes:
I apolagize in my forieng country things don't always translate correctly.

Hermes

Nevermind, not even our American friends are all able to write correctly.

Anyway: "Berg" is German for "mountain", "burg" is German for castle, so who cares?

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futurefreak

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« Reply #7 on: 01-19-2001 23:45 »

...weinershnitzels (or however u spell it)...well, since i said it, i like their fries...  tongue

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« Reply #8 on: 01-20-2001 09:05 »

 
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
...weinershnitzels (or however u spell it)...well, since i said it, i like their fries...   tongue

Okay, seems like I'm going to be a teacher instead of .... what I'm studying.

It's Wiener Schnitzel

and Belgium isknown for their fries.

Hope I could help

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Adam

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« Reply #9 on: 01-20-2001 18:38 »

Wow hermes has only been with us a short time and has allready made more REAL topics then futurefreak.... Um anyways I think why he has low self esteem if because a lack of "stuff" and although "stuff" dosn't make you happy... it is hard to be happy with out any thing... and in the water he had more stuff that was like... you know part of the natrul area... I dunno...
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« Reply #10 on: 01-20-2001 18:50 »

 
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Originally posted by Adam:
Wow hermes has only been with us a short time and has allready made more REAL topics then futurefreak.... 

well most of my topics are in the off-topic forum, so most of them dont make sense...but yes creating a new topic is hard...i commend hermes for creating a new worthwhile topic...  tongue

Bovinatron

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« Reply #11 on: 01-21-2001 06:43 »

I liked your old sig better, adam.  i love zoidgerg's expression.  where is that guy from anyway?
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« Reply #12 on: 01-21-2001 06:48 »

Bovinatron-Adam doesnt use that avator anymore because now he's happy  smile

Kryten

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« Reply #13 on: 01-21-2001 07:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
I liked your old sig better, adam.  i love zoidgerg's expression.  where is that guy from anyway?


That's the NRA (National Raygun Association) guy from "A Head in the Polls".

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« Reply #14 on: 01-21-2001 07:46 »

What?

[This message has been edited by JasonCGEF (edited January 21, 2001).]
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« Reply #15 on: 01-21-2001 07:54 »

You all know how much Hermes hates Zoidberg, right?
"You're paying for that!"
"Somebody round here has been wastin' a whole heap of juice. Probably...YOU!"
"It's eating my bait! Beat it, ya moochin' crawdad!"

There are tons of negative remarks that Hermes makes towards Dr. Zoidberg. And while we're talking about "The Deep South", let's not forget that Hermes suggested EATING him!!


Kryten

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« Reply #16 on: 01-21-2001 07:54 »

Remember that scene at the beginning where everyone goes and registers to vote? The Professor registers with the NRA because they'll defend his right to own doomsday weapons? You don't remember that?

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« Reply #17 on: 01-21-2001 22:27 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
Remember that scene at the beginning where everyone goes and registers to vote? The Professor registers with the NRA because they'll defend his right to own doomsday weapons? You don't remember that?


...i remember that...that was funny...  tongue

JasonCGEF

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« Reply #18 on: 01-22-2001 05:30 »

Haha yes, very funny. But hmmm... what does that have to do with Dr. Zoidberg? Did I miss something?
futurefreak

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« Reply #19 on: 01-22-2001 05:31 »

i sense a dash of sarcasm there...  tongue

Kryten

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« Reply #20 on: 01-22-2001 05:44 »

Frink: Are you kidding? This baby's off the charts, m'hey!

CBG: Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a useful invention.

(Sarcasm detector explodes)

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« Reply #21 on: 01-22-2001 05:45 »

did that really happen kryten?  tongue

Kryten

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« Reply #22 on: 01-22-2001 05:48 »

It's from "They Saved Lisa's Brain"...

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« Reply #23 on: 01-22-2001 05:51 »

ok..didnt recall that...thanx kryten!  tongue

kioksor

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« Reply #24 on: 01-22-2001 14:05 »

Futurefreak - stop bagging everyone else just because you have a miserable life, doesnt give you the right to pick on others.

Did i spell everything right or should i come attend pre-school with you?
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« Reply #25 on: 01-22-2001 23:36 »

 
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Originally posted by kioksor:
Futurefreak - stop bagging everyone else just because you have a miserable life, doesnt give you the right to pick on others.

Did i spell everything right or should i come attend pre-school with you?

what the hell are u talking about? oh, you're new...nm...u just don't understand...anyway since you're a new person i welcome you...  tongue


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« Reply #26 on: 01-23-2001 16:37 »

You're wrong - Zoidberg's problems are all caused by BENDER!

Let's look at the evidence....

Bender burns down Zoidberg's underwater house (quite how, we don't know - how do you burn something underwater!) - The Deep South

"Giant" Bender fights with "Giant" Zoidberg, calls him "Dr Jerkberg" - Anthology of Interest....

Um...

OK it was a crap argument. Sorry.

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