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Radijs

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« on: 01-15-2001 16:31 »

I think the cup that michelle dropped and it went back together is the coolest thing I saw. Or that hawkeye robot from war is the H-word
Vandelay

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« Reply #1 on: 01-15-2001 17:00 »

I think Bender is the coolest invention ever (my favourite would be the finglonger if the professor invented it)

I came here with a simple dream
a dream of killing all humans
... and this is how it must end?
Slurm

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« Reply #2 on: 01-15-2001 18:51 »

The Deathclock.
bart182

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« Reply #3 on: 01-15-2001 18:52 »

Yeah, the deathclock.   smile

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« Reply #4 on: 01-15-2001 19:56 »

fry doesnt have much time to live, does he?

i don't have a fave, but my least fave one would be the smelloscope. who would want to smell uranus? oh, excuse me it's name was changed to urrectum...  tongue

hangman3k

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« Reply #5 on: 01-15-2001 21:22 »

I think the flying cars and bikes (ie cryonic woman) would be mega-fun

The 'what if' machine would be pretty cool, cos you could know the consequences of your actions (ie. what if I entered the Lottery today?)

ok i can't think of any more, but cool topic  smile
Kryten

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« Reply #6 on: 01-16-2001 02:51 »

 
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Originally posted by bart182:
Yeah, the deathclock.    smile


Pfah! What a stupid invention. I can invent something better. Perhaps some sort of... deathclock.
Bovinatron

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« Reply #7 on: 01-16-2001 06:29 »

definitely the what if machine.
I have sooo many i want to try.
what if i socked my teacher in the middle of one of his lectures.
Kif

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« Reply #8 on: 01-16-2001 08:20 »

Hitting a teacher in the middle of a lecture? That's a brilliant idea! I'll have to do that to my form tutor when she talks to us about detentions.
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #9 on: 01-17-2001 19:10 »

Suicide booths is a cool invention, much more efficient than other forms of suicide and they also give you a choice of how to die, I'd choose slow and horrible myself to annoy the next customer with the mess it leaves
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« Reply #10 on: 01-17-2001 23:56 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
Suicide booths is a cool invention, much more efficient than other forms of suicide and they also give you a choice of how to die, I'd choose slow and horrible myself to annoy the next customer with the mess it leaves

yeah...you would know about this cuz you've probably tried suicide in the past...me...well i dont think i have enough money to buy a gun yet...if i had to go that is the way i would go...with a bullet crammed inside me...then they couldn't use me for scientific research...

Radijs

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« Reply #11 on: 01-18-2001 22:10 »

And its a lot easier on train drivers.
where I live a train driver gets a jumper in front of his train 4 times a year on average.
But its even harder on the guy who checks if you got a ticket. He has to check out the mess. eew.

Change places!!
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« Reply #12 on: 01-20-2001 20:45 »

 
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Originally posted by Radijs:
And its a lot easier on train drivers.
where I live a train driver gets a jumper in front of his train 4 times a year on average.
But its even harder on the guy who checks if you got a ticket. He has to check out the mess. eew.


really? trains only get jumped four times a year? i would have thought more...and yeah i would feel bad for the guy who has to check the ticket too...  tongue

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« Reply #13 on: 01-20-2001 20:50 »

The best invention is the X-Ray/Sperm Killer.
Bovinatron

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« Reply #14 on: 01-21-2001 06:39 »

I don't want to die, and i like my life.  i have many reasons but one very important one is futurama.
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« Reply #15 on: 01-21-2001 07:57 »

I'd like to have Amy's car. I mean, dude!! Who wants Pop Tarts???
Kryten

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« Reply #16 on: 01-21-2001 07:58 »

And icy margaritas... Yeah, that's one nice car, with a lot of eagle...

Radijs

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« Reply #17 on: 01-21-2001 18:19 »

That is 4 times PER TRAIN.
With a few hundred trains...
well that would mean a lot of dirty tracks

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« Reply #18 on: 01-21-2001 22:32 »

oh i see...that's a lot then!  tongue

DeathCheese

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« Reply #19 on: 01-21-2001 23:49 »

Hmm...those are all moderatley cool inventions...the best being, of course, crack in a vending machine.  I mean honestly, what more do you want?

SILENCE!!  I concur.
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #20 on: 01-22-2001 00:09 »

I dunno, maybe coin-operated hookerbots

[This message has been edited by iliketowankalot (edited January 22, 2001).]
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« Reply #21 on: 01-22-2001 00:19 »

hey we have a new dude...welcome DeathCheese

DeathCheese

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« Reply #22 on: 01-22-2001 00:38 »

Thanks futurefreak...wassup, everyone...though i suppose buried at the bottom of a moderately long post isnt the best place to say wassup.  Whoohoo, new episode tonight!!!

SILENCE!!  I concur.
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« Reply #23 on: 01-22-2001 00:46 »

yes...me can't wait to see a new episode! ive heard that the romance between leela and fry is killed...i havent seen it yet...  tongue

Tofu_Lion

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« Reply #24 on: 08-25-2011 09:52 »

That machine that makes glow-in-the-dark plastic noses AND translates documents.
Freako

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« Reply #25 on: 08-25-2011 11:35 »

I'm going to need to soak it in a bit that you just bumped a decade old thread.

A decade.

Fuck i'm old. (in internet years)
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #26 on: 08-25-2011 13:22 »

Nothing wrong with bumping a decade and a bit old thread laff...

Anyways, my favourite invention is probably the forwards time machine. Sure it can't go backwards, but when you can just go past the end of the universe and loop back around again who cares?...
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

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« Reply #27 on: 08-25-2011 14:22 »

I hope people are bumping my decade old threads in... a decade.  

And not just that Otis, if you ever fancy travelling backwards, you can just bribe the ladies of the year fifty million with sexual favours, and you can have a backwards and forwards time machine.

Yeah I would go for Amy's car.

I mean its a spaceship AND can make icy cold margiritas and pop tarts?  Awesome.  And it even has a videophone in case you want to have an erotic phone call with your spouse.
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« Reply #28 on: 08-25-2011 17:57 »

I still say Robot 1-X.

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« Reply #29 on: 08-25-2011 18:53 »

Obviously the correct answer is The Murderator.
I have a weakness for inefficient but awesome-looking Rube Goldberg contraptions.
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« Reply #30 on: 08-25-2011 18:55 »

Interplanetary miniature golf. I want to play it.
Tofu_Lion

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« Reply #31 on: 08-25-2011 19:16 »

I still say Robot 1-X.

"I did manage to do your job before I saved your life."

Haha 1-X is such a...brown-noser though.
Louiswuenator

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« Reply #32 on: 08-25-2011 19:22 »

The Planet Express Ship.  The Professor designed it himself using various lengths of wire from his dreams, so that counts as an invention right?  Hell, the thing's got a dark matter drive that pushes the whole Universe and can travel to distant galaxies in minutes.  I'll take eight!
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #33 on: 08-25-2011 20:31 »
« Last Edit on: 08-25-2011 20:37 »

And not just that Otis, if you ever fancy travelling backwards, you can just bribe the ladies of the year fifty million with sexual favours, and you can have a backwards and forwards time machine.

You underestimate me if you didn't think that I'd already thought of that tongue...

Interplanetary miniature golf. I want to play it.

That reminds me, Hover Table Tennis...
Tofu_Lion

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« Reply #34 on: 08-27-2011 05:45 »
« Last Edit on: 08-27-2011 05:48 »

Those transportation tubes that are rarely seen (even though they run throughout the city) are pretty cool, tho they'd be kinda scary to use. And washbucket's pretty impressive- janitorial equipment with feelings.
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« Reply #35 on: 08-27-2011 05:47 »

I think I'd have to go with the ship. I mean, practically, that's what I'd want.
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« Reply #36 on: 08-27-2011 12:55 »

Fry's tie that changes pattern/design when you pull it from TBWABB.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #37 on: 08-27-2011 13:14 »

Those transportation tubes that are rarely seen (even though they run throughout the city) are pretty cool

Indeed they are, it's criminal that they havenít been seen more throughout Season 6. The original run had them in much more hmpf...
Tofu_Lion

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« Reply #38 on: 08-28-2011 22:23 »

One more:
Scooty Puff Sr, The Doom Bringer
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« Reply #39 on: 08-28-2011 22:30 »

I think I'd have to go with the ship. I mean, practically, that's what I'd want.

Yeah, as cool as interplanetary minigolf is, I think I'd have to say that if I could have a Futurama invention then it would be an intergalactic spaceship. If I get to pick which ship, I think I'll take the Nimbus. On account of how it's this gigantic war machine and I have an inner Zapp Brannigan that would just be squee-ing at all the missiles and laser cannons (and itching to try them out).
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