My framegrab thread hurts a little...

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Following the closure of the previous thread, it's time to have at it once again.



Caption away, losers!

[Reply #1 on:]

The whole planet express crew was perplexed, but totalnerduk liked winna's caption enough to choose it as the victor.  As a result winna decided that somebody with the term Fry in their username could post the framegrab for the next round of play in his stead.

[Reply #2 on:]

Bender felt that the Professor had made a significant improvement on the circulatory system, an opinion not shared by the rest of the Planet Express crew.

[Reply #3 on:]

9ACV07: Insane in the Mainframe 2. Fry tries yet again to convince the crew he's a robot, using the power of emotionless pain tolerance.

Also, there's a cow udder hanging form the ceiling. Someone better make a caption about that.

[Reply #4 on:]

Professor: Hmm...Fry, it seems your injury was caused as a result of a new picture being posted in the new caption thread before Quantum Neutrino Field was able to pick a winner from his picture in the previous thread.

Or...

Wishing to take his catchphrase of "I'm back, baby" to a whole new level, Bender attempts to fuse himself to Fry's spine.

[Reply #5 on:]

We're always glad when you drop by Tedward!

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Zuul didn't feel like having logically continuous thread of threads.


Professor: So, let me get this straight. Fry has a pipe going through his stomach meaning he can't eat anything and he's going to have a Thanksgiving dinner with his boss, who belongs to alien race called pipehead people... Which one of you idiots has been messing with reality and turned realism settings to "sitcom"!

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Zuul didn't feel like having logically continuous thread of threads.

I assumed (incorrectly, obviously) that you'd abandoned your turn since a couple of days had passed between posting your grab and the end of the thread. Oops.

Tedward wins this round, anyhow.

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...somebody with the term Fry in their username could post the framegrab for the next round of play in his stead.

Even though I didn't put a caption up, I feel a sense of loss.

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We're always glad when you drop by Tedward!

Thanks winna!

Tedward wins this round, anyhow.

All right then.

[Reply #10 on:]

The planet express crew felt that the Professor had made a significant improvement on the bending unit, an opinion not shared by Fry.

[Reply #11 on:]

Nobody told Fry that by the 31st Century karaoke had developed into a contact sport.

[Reply #12 on:]

Fry's Dance Central performances were entertaining, but not for the right reasons.

[Reply #13 on:]

Bender: Hey, Fry.  There were some cockroaches in the kitchen today so I scooped them up and added them to your stir-fry.  Protein is protein, right?

[Reply #14 on:]

Fry misunderstood Professor's assurance "you'll feel virtually any pain at all".

I assumed (incorrectly, obviously) that you'd abandoned your turn since a couple of days had passed between posting your grab and the end of the thread. Oops.

Yeah, maybe not completely unfair assumption, though. I'm just too lazy with posting nowadays.

[Reply #15 on:]

Fry knew his doom was sealed when he got his 2D foot stuck in the crack.

[Reply #16 on:]

A tough decision to be sure, but Quantum Neutrino Field wins.

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After the worm-egg incident, Fry was a bit paranoid around sandwiches.

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After the sandwich incident, Fry was a bit paranoid around worm eggs.

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After the worm-sandwich incident, Fry was a bit paranoid around eggs.

[Reply #21 on:]

Leela would later admit that a bread purse wasn't exactly an enlightened fashion choice, and that leaving it near to Fry had been one of her larger oversights. It still took her weeks to forgive him for continuing to eat it after noticing that it contained a set of keys and a credit card though.

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The sandwich people were hatching a terrible plan, and after swapping bodies with Leela, the sandwich person told Fry to ignore the Leela-sandwich's screams and eat it. Then the human would know what it was like to be ripped apart and crushed by sharp teeth and then swallowed to meet their doom in the acid-pits of their stomachs and then their father's death would be avenged.

[Reply #23 on:]

Tastes Like Fry wins with the description of sandwich consumption.

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[Reply #25 on:]

Zoidberg: Why not Zoidberg? Rrrrrrraw!

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I was gonna post a caption, but I'm pretty sure Fnord has already won!

[Reply #27 on:]

Amy was already the clear winner for "Bring your mannequin to work day."

[Reply #28 on:]

Fry had been trying to win Zoidberg's attention for years. In this moment, he finally knew what he had to do. He dedicated himself to growing buck teeth.

[Reply #29 on:]

Never has the words "sleep with the fishes" being said to a police been so scary.

[Reply #30 on:]

Poodles!

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Winner is Fnord!

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Thank you!

[Reply #33 on:]

The new amusement park on Mars needed a little more work.

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Leo: Um, sir... I'm afraid Headless Corpse of Agnew lost his arm due to the minigolf accident.

Nixon: Oh, how I wish he would've known when to shut up about secret contracts and not to be killed as a result and this would've never happened.

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Leo:Damn those feministas! Now I have to use the ladies tee!

[Reply #36 on:]

After remembering PEEL's collective reaction, Leo didn't want a repeat of "A Farewell to Arms".

[Reply #37 on:]

Anyone else?

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Headless Corpse of Agnew: Rrrrrrr!

[Reply #39 on:]

I'm sorry, the correct answer was:

Leo: This isn't what I meant when I asked someone for a hand!

Thanks for playing, folks, and tune in tomorrow for a whole new set of contestants!


The rules don't allow me to do that? Really? Okay, I'll choose Tachyon: