June 19 is coming faster and faster. Time to kick off Farewell Tour 13!!
It's approaching at the same rate that it always has been. What's changing is the temporal distance between that point and the present: it is getting smaller.
Your understanding of time is deeply flawed, and you should feel bad.
What's this even meant to mean? Watch Futurama whilst wearing a party hat?
I shall watch it as I normally do: sitting naked or near-naked at my computer, and maybe stroking my genitalia idly. In honour of the occasion of the very last Futurama season opener, I might wear my hat. But it is not a party hat. It is a serious hat, for occasions of great import and gravity.
I'm gonna more likely have a party on the series finale.
I'll probably mark that event in the same way. If by "have a party" you mean "make a graph".