I find that the most erotic part of a framegrab thread is the captions

[Reply #640 on:]

My Ding-A-Ling, My Ding-A-Ling, I want you to play, with my Ding-A-Ling...

This act is over!

[Reply #641 on:]

Another victory! Now, proceed!

Here's the picture again, for you hideous new page dwellers.

[Reply #642 on:]

My Ding-A-Ling, My Ding-A-Ling, I want you to play, with my Ding-A-Ling...

The sad thing is that for all that Chuck Berry did for rock and roll, this is what gave him a #1 hit.

[Reply #643 on:]

Boy, this was a tough one... only a couple of yuks.

Monster_Robot_Maniac can have it.

[Reply #644 on:]

Things containing the words "Ding-A-Ling" always win. Always.

Anyway, here's the Picture for you New Page Dwellers to Caption!

[Reply #645 on:]

Professor: Now, where did I left my super-atomic one-dimensional-characters army!?
Hermes: Tell me if you find it, mon. My manwich is there too.
Amy (thinking): Spluh... tell us the good news already.

[Reply #646 on:]

When Earth was ravaged by a deadly cardboarditis plague, Amy and Hermes were lucky enough to escape. However, the awkward task of repopulating the planet loomed ahead of them, and Hermes was starting to worry. Playing it cool wasn't getting him anywhere, and Amy had not been amused by his 'cardboard lover' limp wrist gag.

[Reply #647 on:]

Hermes Conrad's Greatest Accomplishments:

• #5 - Teaching nearly an entire jury of Cardboardians to hand jive.

[Reply #648 on:]

Amy: You do realize that cutout is hitting on you, right?
Hermes: Hey, I don't judge you on your fetishes.

[Reply #649 on:]

Hermes: My Ding-A-Ling, My Ding-A-Ling, I want you to play, with my Ding-A-Ling...


Barry Manilow's head:
Her name is Amy,
She is a Martian.
Her parents are so rich,
And she acts just like a ---

Female chorus: Shut your mouth!

Barry Manilow's head:
His name is Hermes,
He's a Jamaican.
He likes to take a toke,
And that's his only joke.

[Reply #650 on:]

AMY: I didn't think the Comedy Central budget had gotten this bad...

HERMES: Oh, just wait 'til we're on Netflix!

[Reply #651 on:]

Tough choice, but Beamer's hilarious critsism of not just one, but two large television network companies that could sue him in mere seconds for his constant slander made me cackle like an old lady during a drinking contest.

In short, Beamy-Weemie WON!
...Now post A picture already, I'm getting bored..
_{The Sophisticated Shut-In was 2nd place, also.}

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[Reply #653 on:]

Things containing the words "Ding-A-Ling" always win. Always.

LIAR!!!!!


Fry: I'm walkin' on the side of a buildin'!!! Oh, yeah!

[Reply #654 on:]

Fry: I'll show them! Global warming is a theory, just like gravity! Hah!

[Reply #655 on:]

Fry: Oh look at the time! It's almost time for the season finally of futurama!


"The vampire state building is sponsored by the CC logo"

[Reply #656 on:]

Fry: Oh no, I'm late from Leela's birthday dinner! I'll just take this shortcut. Wait... Bender broke my watch yestarday... So I'm going to be on time. Hurray! I mean; Aagh, I'm going to dieeeee_eee!!!

[Reply #657 on:]

Fry's impression of Christopher Walken in the 'Weapon of Choice' video impressed no one.

Things containing the words "Ding-A-Ling" always win. Always.

LIAR!!!!!

The only reason you didn't win is because you said Ding-A-Ling instead of Ding-A-Ling.

[Reply #658 on:]

El-Man wins for his delightful impression of My Manwich.

[Reply #659 on:]

FRY:
Hey, I can see Leela's cleavage from up here...and it's rapidly getting closer!

[Reply #660 on:]

... Yep, El-Man's still the winner.

[Reply #661 on:]

Ha! Suck it, all u libtards!

[Reply #662 on:]

Leela was so not in the mood for another one of zap's erotic fotoshoots.

[Reply #663 on:]

Zapp: Wow!  That was the wildest sexual encounter of my life, Kif.  Inform the men.

Kif: <sigh> Sir, that was the disguised orangutan in your quarters;  Leela is still in her cage, behind you.

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Zapp: Mmm, that shower was so refreshing, maybe little erotic.
Kif: Uhhh, what are you going to do with the prisoner?
Zapp: Ah, Leela. Once again she came crawling back to Zapp... Perhaps I could take another shower with our guest.
Leela: Prisoner. You arrested me. Besides, Brannigan's Law forbids me to interact with undeveloped life forms.

[Reply #665 on:]

Announcer: (off screen) And there goes Kif Kroker! Turanga Leela is the winner of 3012's "Who can stand Zapp Brannigan's deodorant the longest?" contest ... Stay tuned for an advertisement for that deodorant ... WRONG GUARD!


Barry Manilow's Head:
His name is Kroker,
He is a ...
Wait, what the **** is he again?

[Reply #666 on:]

Only four? This game seems to be losing popularity. Decision tomorrow.

[Reply #667 on:]

Zapp: Kif, does Lee-Lemons brand of Mask-cara make me look sexy? Because I sure smell it!

Kif: Sighs.

[Reply #668 on:]

KIF: Yes sir, I'll book your shower commercial tomorrow.

[Reply #669 on:]

Row of Chairs in the Background: ________________

[Reply #670 on:]

The whacky Tachy takes it.

[Reply #671 on:]

Unfortunately, my muse has flown the coop.  Feel free to jump in, anyone!

[Reply #672 on:]

Allow me....
 

[Reply #673 on:]

That's a one frame you can't come up with better line than original. That said:

Zoidberg: What do you mean you want to eliminate me and classify this all!? Don't do this to me, I can change!

[Reply #674 on:]

Upon the mention of clarified butter, Zoidberg sang like a bird.

[Reply #675 on:]

ZOIDBERG: What do you mean I'm fired from the Chicago Tribune?

[Reply #676 on:]

Zoidberg realized he made three big mistakes: (1) challenging a man with no eyelids to a staring contest; (2) wagering $1 million on it; and (3) not going to the bathroom beforehand.

[Reply #677 on:]

When he decided to become a cop, Zoidberg had thought he'd be the one tying other people to chairs.

[Reply #678 on:]

Zoidberg: Mr. President, pull my mouth-flaps!

[Reply #679 on:]

Zoidberg:  Is this a stare down?