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futz
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« Reply #520 on: 08-12-2013 21:11 »

Amy: Now that's a butt!

Zoidberg: Where?!?

Amy: If you had yours surgically upgraded you wouldn't have problems picking up either gender.

Fry: Is it half price if I just want girls?
Eternium

Professor
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« Reply #521 on: 08-12-2013 21:19 »

Today's question: who will smell this butt?
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #522 on: 08-12-2013 21:25 »
« Last Edit on: 08-12-2013 21:31 »



Amy: See, this is a perfect butt. What do you think, Fry?
Fry (thinking): Is Zoidberg coming on to me?
MeatablePie

Professor
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« Reply #523 on: 08-12-2013 23:43 »

Amy: So in this time, rings are a popular fashion, Fry.. Fry are you listening?
Fry: Oh yeah I was and I wasn't staring at that guy's ass.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #524 on: 08-13-2013 02:52 »

Amy: Well, Fry, you could, but I'd rather you slap mine...
cartoonlover27

Professor
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« Reply #525 on: 08-13-2013 03:06 »
« Last Edit on: 08-13-2013 03:08 »

Fry: Is it true that women care about asses just as much as men do?
Amy: Well sure. I mean this guys ass isn't very impressive.
Fry: Is it that bad? I'll have to look and check.
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #526 on: 08-13-2013 03:27 »

AMY: ...And then the 'cumber should just slide in on its own!
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #527 on: 08-13-2013 04:18 »

Amy: Come on Fry, stop being such a wuss.

Fry: Forget it. I don't want my golf ball back anymore.
MeatablePie

Professor
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« Reply #528 on: 08-13-2013 04:59 »

If I were Monster_Robot_Maniac, I would have cartoonlover be the winner.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #529 on: 08-13-2013 05:04 »

It was a really tough choice, but I have to go with El-Man, the dark lord of picture captions.

I also liked Beamer's, Quantum Neutrino Field's,  UnrealLegend's, and Cartoonlover's alot.
GedeWK

Bending Unit
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« Reply #530 on: 08-13-2013 05:07 »

Come-on El-Man post a new one!
Beamer

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« Reply #531 on: 08-13-2013 05:08 »

Give him time. It's a message board, not a chat room.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #532 on: 08-13-2013 07:22 »

Yeah, don't talk to your dark lord that way!

Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #533 on: 08-13-2013 07:33 »

Chef Bender's newest dish, the Feces Flambe, was a hit with the crew.
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #534 on: 08-13-2013 07:45 »

Fry: Come on Leela, we don't have time for this! Hermes said we need to deliver KFC their shipment before noon!
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #535 on: 08-13-2013 07:54 »

Bender: Isn't that cute, Fry, she has an eating disorder.
Fry: Somebody is going to have little tummy ache.
GedeWK

Bending Unit
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« Reply #536 on: 08-13-2013 07:59 »

Bender: Hey Leela, you lost a bet with me in the ship, now you must eat that crap.
Fry: I dont think its a crap Bender, it looks delicious to eat
Bender: Nobody trust you fry, you're an idiot. If youre right, ill give you $100. Ha..ha
Leela:*sigh* Okay, okay *she starts eating* mmm, this is delicious!
Fry: See? im right.
Bender: What? Oh, man! I just stole this money from Fry's pocket.
Fry: Hey!
Beamer

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« Reply #537 on: 08-13-2013 08:24 »

BENDER: That's what happened to the last person who didn't hail to the chef.
winna

Avatar Czar
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« Reply #538 on: 08-13-2013 10:39 »

Bender: So... Leela... your dick fell off I guess.

Leela: I'm trying to find it of course.

Fry: Mhmm... her dick fell off all right.
Tachyon

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« Reply #539 on: 08-13-2013 11:57 »


Bender: Well?

Leela: Well, it looks like Sasquatch spoor and it tastes like Sasquatch spoor, but I've never seen one this big, before!

Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #540 on: 08-14-2013 08:04 »

Bender: Leela, do you really have to kiss every rock before we can move on?
Eternium

Professor
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« Reply #541 on: 08-14-2013 10:40 »

Bender: Yes Leela, dig deeper! The dishes Fry was supposed to clean must be under here somewhere.
The Sophisticated Shut In

Bending Unit
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« Reply #542 on: 08-14-2013 23:19 »

Fry : Barf, Leela! Barf like a freshman!

Bender : Even partially-digested, my food still looks delicious. Like most things in life, it just goes to show how great I am.

El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #543 on: 08-16-2013 16:21 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2013 03:27 »

That's it? Okay, decision tomorrow. I'm too tired now.

E: Okay, the hypothetical particle takes the nod this time. Regale us with more images demanding individual comment, Tachyon!
GedeWK

Bending Unit
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« Reply #544 on: 08-19-2013 10:14 »

Tachyon, its your turn now and its been 2 days... go ahead post a framegrab or i will destroy you!
Tachyon

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #545 on: 08-20-2013 00:42 »
« Last Edit on: 08-20-2013 02:22 »


OMG, I've been 250 miles away in Portland, on a 100 mile bike ride and didn't see that I was bestowed the honour of posting a new target for captioning.  (don't try to do the math)

Pic will be posted within the hour (or so)

Also, hypothetical my ass! :D

[edit] It's a little on the small side, but take it away!



Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #546 on: 08-20-2013 03:37 »

Hmm, couldn't come up anything but this dialog from The Prisoner of Benda 2.

Scruffy (as Bender): Washbucket, would you do the honour of marrying this janitor?
Washbucket (as Amy): Washbucket loves Scruffy. Washbucket says: yes.
Scruffy (as Bender): You made Scruffy the happiest janitor in the building.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #547 on: 08-20-2013 03:40 »

Bender soon after realized the downsides of proposing to someone with a ring you stole from their jewelery cabinet.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #548 on: 08-20-2013 06:40 »

Amy: B-Bender! You've made me the happiest...

Bender: I'm not proposing, you dumb bimbo! The cops are knocking at the door and I need someone to hide this for me...
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #549 on: 08-20-2013 07:50 »

Bender pulled out his ring and looked devastatingly into Amy's weary, war-torn eyes.
"I think we've been discovered," he wept, approaching her with a boundless vigour unknown to man or robot.
"Whatever do you mean, Bopter?" Amy responded, one of her eyes bursting from the seams of her socket to then be flung to the opposing side of the room. A washcloth laughed incestuously as the boiler's exhaust consumed Amy's loose eyeball, spitting out the pupil behind it.
"Let us have some tea!" Bender cowed back, with eventual surreptitiously. Despondent glee smeckled upon either brow of the two love-struck soldiers.
"Indeed," Amy mockingly jarred, grabbing Bender by the hamstrings and skipping electrifying to the beat of a murdered saucepan.
Time transpired.
The two later found themselves aboard a tea sinker, strapped to the middle of the ocean and flapping about in the air like wildfire.
"Bender, I don't quite believe this vessel is safe?" Asked Leela, wondering why she always punctuated her statements with question marks.
"Nonsense, gully! I know exactly where the tea doth transgress!" was the belated response of the robot currently known as Bender, practically sneezing the words from his flaps with the dexterity of a million russians. He pulled out a flashlight from Leela's flashlight dispenser.
"My flashlight dispenser!" Exclaimed Leela, adding nothing to the conversation.
"NOT NOW," Bender shot back hastily. He had grown a nose just to turn it up at the very thought of Leela's grubby hands mimmicking those of his own. "I found a clue."
Bender held up the clue. A note read "Meet me under the mid-town whale," signed "Tea" at the cusp.
"TO THERE?" Asked Leela.
Seventy four years later, Bender and Amy arrived at the mid-town whale, which was not so much a whale as it was an abandoned jockey prison.
"What is this place?" Asked Amy.
"Well," Bender groaned, spurttingly and with raucous fervor, "It's the mid-town whale, which is not so much a whale as it is an abandoned jockey prison."
"I see," blinked Amy in morse code.
A month-long silence ensued.
"Bepto," Amy regained herself, burning up what was left of her garments to leave her as naked as the day Bender made her. "I'm leaving you."
"Jolly good," Beamer replied.
Amy slapped Bender in the tucus, donned a mustical cap and flonked her way to Los Orleans, where she took up lap dancing and hemorrhaging. But Bender's love blew away with the cyclone that took his legs that day, and he never moved a muscle again, choosing to spend the rest of his life in that one location where the world ended. His world, anyway.
The ice cream licked him.
There would be no more days.
Eternium

Professor
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« Reply #550 on: 08-20-2013 07:51 »

Bender: Amy, will you marry me, Bender?
Amy: well, ehm, could you make the Diamond around this big please?
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #551 on: 08-20-2013 08:21 »

Bender: Heeeere, Gold-digger-digger-digger!
SolidSnake

Professor
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« Reply #552 on: 08-23-2013 04:24 »
« Last Edit on: 08-23-2013 04:29 »

Bender: Amy, Sorry I took your Diamond Ring.

Amy: No, No, you got it all wrong. That wasn't my ring. Because my ring is this big.

Bender: Oh, must just be Fry's engagement ring that he was supposed to give to Leela during the - WOOPS!
Tachyon

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #553 on: 08-23-2013 05:28 »


Hmmm.  Quantum, Eternium...   Quantum, Eternium...

* Tachy flips a Schroedinger box, and peeks inside

...Hello Kitty LIVES!  Take it away, Ms. Eternium smile

 
Eternium

Professor
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« Reply #554 on: 08-23-2013 09:18 »

Yaay! Have fun:
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #555 on: 08-23-2013 09:28 »

LEELA: Come on Fry, we have to adjust the HUE somehow!

BENDER: Uhhh, guys? The remote's on fire.
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #556 on: 08-23-2013 09:40 »

Bender: It was bad enough when the Professor wanted space honey, but sun honey!? That's crossed the line, even by my standards!
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #557 on: 08-23-2013 11:04 »

Bender: Hey guys, my ass is golden now!

Fry: Not now, Bender, we're in mortal danger!

Leela: Well, actually, Fry... do you like me as a blonde?
DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #558 on: 08-23-2013 14:06 »

LEELA: Come on Fry, we have to adjust the HUE somehow!

BENDER: Uhhh, guys? The remote's on fire.

Is this framegrab from the sequel to Click? tongue
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #559 on: 08-23-2013 14:18 »
« Last Edit on: 08-23-2013 14:21 »

* Tachy flips a Schroedinger box, and peeks inside

...Hello Kitty LIVES!
Damn that 50% working poison! That's not a place to save your money.


Bender: What was that? Is that a flame? Hey, guys did you see that, my exhaust gas just combusted!
Fry: Not now, Bender! We don't want to hear a single joke about your ass anymore.
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