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Eternium
Professor
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Fry: Leela! Look what you've done! Your Medusa-look turned him to stone! Bender: Well, at least he stoned in a better position than Nibbler. [puts up a statue of nibbler in poop-position]
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Wow! It's stood for almost a thousand years. What's it made from, Marble?
Leela: Says here the frame work is made Twinkies bonded with Rolos with a margarine outer shell crafted by a guy in Moose Jaw during a particularly hard Winter. Uhmm... must have been in the days before olestra fired reactors.
Bender: Olestra?!? Where!?!
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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Oh that is a creepy picture.
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Eternium
Professor
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Fry: Eh, Bender, are you sure there was nothing unusual about that bread you put on the table? Bender: What bread? Zoidberg: Aaah! What are you doing? You are eating my __________?!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Yeah!? Why don't you try not eating for a thousand years and see how hungry you are! Also horny... Yes a horse, this is Burger King isn't it... either way.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Fry: Oh, I saw what you did there...you spit in my sandwich, didn't you?
Bender: But...which one?
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: I'm 40% porn!
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Tastes Like Fry
Urban Legend
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You go on hiatus and you miss all the fun, where's this preview? Bender: I'm in your porn drive, downloading all your *bzzt* VIRUS DETECTED Scientist: Shouldn't you have an anti-virus program? Bender: I deleted it to make room for more porn.
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Eternium
Professor
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live.huffingtonpost.com/r/archive/segment/'futurama'-writer-shares-exclusive-new-clip/5168daa202a76018a80005c6 Bender: I know what you're thinking, and no I do not have legs... Lol, Futz
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Bender: Wow, I found the script for Tron 5,000 tucked away in here...!
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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I was waiting for more entries, but I guess there aren't gonna be none. Has to be futz. But I loved all the captions.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Leela: Dad, how many times have I told you not to open your invisible beer bottles with your teeth, especially in front of guests?
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