"I Hate Waiting in Line to Die" - Best (Non-Death) Lines of Season 7A

[Reply #40 on:]

"Shut up Zoidberg?", eh? That's the 5th time that line's been spoken on the show. It seems to be a running joke of a sort.

[Reply #41 on:]

I don't know if it's a running joke so much as it is something people say when they no longer want to hear Zoidberg's voice.

[Reply #42 on:]

"There's a dam!"
"Damn!"
"There's a grate!"
"Great!"

"Oh no! The kajigger of Gibraltar!"

[Reply #43 on:]

This exchange from "The Butterjunk Effect" amuses me so:

Kif: And she doesn't even want to cuddle anymore. She just wants to hit me with various chairs.
Fry: You're lucky. I can't even get Leela to verbally abuse me!

[Reply #44 on:]

Fry - "It's not easy being a derby wife.." - The Butterjunk Effect

[Reply #45 on:]

Everything Bender says in The Butterjunk Effect.

[Reply #46 on:]

Everything Bender says in The Butterjunk Effect.

[sarcastic]"Aw."[/sarcastic]

[Reply #47 on:]

I had to have break up sex with myself! - Fry - Fun on a bun

The last thing I remember is losing all of my memories! - Fry - Fun on a bun

[Reply #48 on:]

"You've been staring at that pumpkin for, like, 5 seconds. What's up?"

[Reply #49 on:]

Professor: "For once, I thought it might be nice to do something in a social setting! Finally get to know each other. Why, I don't even know half your names! (Pointing at Fry) You, boy! What do they call you?"

[Reply #50 on:]

Bender: There's a dam!
Ben: Damn!
Bender: There's a grate!
Ben: Great!

[Reply #51 on:]

Ah Leela, we meet again, but this time I'm the one criticizing the sausage

Kill all modern humans!
Hey, these guys are alright

[Reply #52 on:]

"In recognition of your overwhelming victory, let’s call it a draw."

[Reply #53 on:]

"You got surprised by my swivel chair for nothing."

[Reply #54 on:]

The way the Ab-Bot said "We are magnificent automatons." was not so much funny as just awesome.

[Reply #55 on:]

From Zapp Dingbat
Kif: Our weapons are disabled and you can't return an ice cream cake! We're doomed!

And from Fun on a Bun
Fry: Where happened? What am I?

[Reply #56 on:]

"Baliffs, get that innocent robot out of my courtroom!"

My favorite line in Free Will Hunting

[Reply #57 on:]

Bender: "Ooo, hefty. You could really bash in a skull with this thing."
Scruffy: "I know, right?"

Fry: *ahem*!
Professor: "Oh, what?! Oh, your award show! I'm sorry I couldn't make it, but I had a very good reason!"
Fry: "Perhaps you'd favour us with it?"
Professor: "My pleasure. You see I came down with a searing case of who gives a crap! Hahahaha!"

[Reply #58 on:]

"Let's boldly go where we've gone before!"

"I almost headed off the Professor at the east river, but the wind caught his skin flaps and sent him para-sailing over the Queensborough bridge."

[Reply #59 on:]

Zoidberg: I'm doctor Zoidberg, i'm very important.
Leela: Hey Zoidberg you forgot to empty this trash can!
Zoidberg: Don't hit me!

*Picks up bin and leaves room backing up with a frightened look"

[Reply #60 on:]

Scruffy:"My job. Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare. "

[Reply #61 on:]

"How does a robot join this monk outfit?"

"Just put on this monk outfit."

[Reply #62 on:]

There's only one word for this. Horrible. Also terrible.

[Reply #63 on:]

"What's rent?"

[Reply #64 on:]

"Help, Fish Police!"

[Reply #65 on:]

"You haven't ignored the last of me..."

"Roaad triiip!"

"You ready to call it a day, or do you have one more score to settle?"
"The second thing."