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Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #680 on: 01-10-2013 10:07 »
« Last Edit on: 01-10-2013 17:41 »



needs a repost:
Let's get high to celebrate!



Dr. Rodríguez examines the team's newest member, Knee-biscuit.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #681 on: 01-10-2013 18:01 »

They Shoot Up Horse Jockeys, Don't They?
Eternium

Professor
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« Reply #682 on: 01-10-2013 19:25 »

Bender's horse costume: Zzzz.... I'm awake, I'm awake!
Jockey: ...My head is playing tricks on me O_o
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #683 on: 01-12-2013 20:06 »

Bender: Hey, look out this great horse-outfit! It's made by me, Bender.

Jockey: I've got to quit riding.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #684 on: 01-14-2013 21:18 »

Decision soon.
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #685 on: 01-14-2013 23:04 »
« Last Edit on: 01-14-2013 23:06 »

As a newly converted but clueless Muslim, Bender wasn't sure which direction was Mecca, and he didn't know he was supposed to kneel on his prayer rug--not wear it.

This was a hard one, E-M. mad
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #686 on: 01-14-2013 23:21 »

The only thing missing from Bender's horse replica collection was a Jockey replica. Fortunately, a few more hours of sculpting would fix that.
Googzeez

Starship Captain
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« Reply #687 on: 01-14-2013 23:59 »

Bender and the Jockey had just finished getting off of a binge of The Doors, acid, and horse mating.
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #688 on: 01-15-2013 00:07 »

i am sauces
vonboy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #689 on: 01-15-2013 07:06 »

Don't worry, little jockey guy. This is just your prize winning horses skin. I'm gonna make a sweet taxidermy sculpture of him riding a unicycle a sell it to a animal art museum for booze.

Also don't worry, I sold the rest of him to a glue factory for more booze. He's in a better place now...
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #690 on: 01-15-2013 07:16 »

Bender: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .99 Magnum, the most powerful tranquilizer gun in the world, and would blow your arm clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #691 on: 01-15-2013 07:17 »

we have become as the sauce
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #692 on: 01-15-2013 23:34 »

vonboy's turn.
vonboy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #693 on: 01-16-2013 02:33 »

My, didn't even know how that joke would go down.

Um... how about this one?

Googzeez

Starship Captain
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« Reply #694 on: 01-16-2013 02:40 »

This is going to suck, I know it.

The Professor was quite pleased at the results of Fry falling out of the Space Mountain ride at Disney World, so pleased, in fact, that the Professor took Fry onto the same ride again!
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #695 on: 01-16-2013 02:52 »

Professor: So you got a little scratched up because I roofied you. But at least I got some action  because of it!
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #696 on: 01-16-2013 03:46 »

After being stomped by another runaway genetic experiment, the Professor's get-well gift of a pair of matching anal probes did little to raise Fry's mood.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #697 on: 01-16-2013 05:36 »

Professor: Chair goes up, chair goes down! Chair goes up, chair goes down! Chair goes up, chair goes down...!
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #698 on: 01-16-2013 05:53 »

Fry was now convinced that his lessons on how to use the Professor's stilts were not going anywhere.
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #699 on: 01-16-2013 07:47 »

Professor: Oh, this reminds me of the dream I had last night, when I was sleeping between you and Hermes ... I dreamt I was skiiing!
Eternium

Professor
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« Reply #700 on: 01-16-2013 13:04 »

The professor became a bit over excited when he told Fry of his new karate studies...
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #701 on: 01-16-2013 18:09 »
« Last Edit on: 01-17-2013 04:29 »

Professor: Oh, this reminds me of the dream I had last night, when I was sleeping between you and Hermes ... I dreamt I was skiiing!



I remember hearing that joke a few years ago. Made me chuckle.
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #702 on: 01-16-2013 20:18 »

Professor: Oh Fry, I told you never to mention Obama at any National Nailgun Association meeting, especially on deliveries to Remington 4. Now let's get this thing back to Animatronio before he finds out da Vinci is dead!
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #703 on: 01-16-2013 21:04 »

saaaaaauuuuuuuuccccccccccce
Googzeez

Starship Captain
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« Reply #704 on: 01-16-2013 21:23 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2013 07:57 »

I'll mail you a grilled cheese sandwich!
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #705 on: 01-17-2013 04:28 »

Fry had gone through a lot of trouble to get his new brain piecing, and was quite wary of the extra large piecing extractors the professor was holding as he admired the shiny protruding metal. Fry wondered where would be the best spot to shove the crutches into if he even dare try.
vonboy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #706 on: 01-17-2013 17:54 »

So, how long before we turn this turd loose, er, I mean, before I give out my obligatory award to make one you feel good about yourselves?
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #707 on: 01-17-2013 20:12 »

There's no hard rule that I know of but just check the timing of previous wins, I guess. Either way it's your turd— er, your win to give out so the choice is yours. If you take too long, someone will usually prompt you with a reminder. And if too soon, the game moves on a bit faster. No big deal either way smile
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #708 on: 01-17-2013 21:15 »

There were guidelines, probably half a dozen threads ago. Was it 72 hours?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #709 on: 01-17-2013 21:18 »

Eons ago it was 24 hours.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #710 on: 01-17-2013 21:21 »

^... after the last post.
vonboy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #711 on: 01-18-2013 08:56 »

I'll probably do it in the morning then. 8-12 hours from now, sometime after I get up, and before I goto work.)
vonboy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #712 on: 01-20-2013 15:57 »
« Last Edit on: 01-20-2013 16:46 »

Solid Gold Bender, I promote you to Executive Caption Writer!

Hermes: "It's a meaningless title, but it helps insecure people feel better about themselves."
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #713 on: 01-20-2013 22:44 »

UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #714 on: 01-20-2013 23:23 »

Everyone shifted away when it became apparent that it was that time of the decade for Zoidberg.   
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #715 on: 01-21-2013 01:49 »

Zoidberg: Oh no, it's the disco fever! I am suddenly overcome with the urge to get funky!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #716 on: 01-21-2013 06:03 »

Professor: Would the gentleman in row four, seat eleven, kindly refrain from public displays of arousal during the show? Also silence your EyePhones, please.
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #717 on: 01-21-2013 07:38 »

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #718 on: 01-22-2013 01:27 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2013 02:44 »

Zoidberg: I remember, I remember! I just remembered where I left a McAnchovy Happy Meal fifty years ago!
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #719 on: 01-22-2013 02:32 »

The Professor was so tired of Zoidberg always being the center of attention. Zoidberg, Zoidberg, Zoidberg! This was his poetry reading, damnit!
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