The Framegrab Captionbox

[Reply #40 on:]

It's been over 24 hours! *yoink*

[Reply #41 on:]

Leela: Okay, who farted?

[Reply #42 on:]

Don't let this happen to you! Store your Pop Rocks and cola in separate galaxies!

[Reply #43 on:]

Bender: Save my banjo, Fry!

[Reply #44 on:]

Leela: This isn't the time to be watching Titanic Bender!
Bender: I know but I just feel like it has happened to us before.
Fry: Guys I think Venom has us in his web! Wheres Spider-man 2099 when we need him?!

[Reply #45 on:]

While Fry heroically rushes into action, Leela and Bender realize this is the last time Hermes will ever fall asleep with a lit blunt in his hand.

[Reply #46 on:]

After being temporarily in charge of the ship for 2 minutes, Bender knew it was only a matter of time until Fry and Leela's anti-sight and hearing pills wore off....

[Reply #47 on:]

Leela: I wish Hermes wasn't so tight-assed about regular ship maintenance. I filled out the form to have the ship's barbecue pit repaired 3 months ago. Did he listen to me? Noooooo. Probably because I'm a woman, yeah that's right. I mean it's just like my apartment manager. I tell him somethings broke - but does he listen? Uh-ah! How am I supposed to live without a quantum compactor? Then. Then! He tells me that I... Guys are you listening? That I...

[Reply #48 on:]

Fry: Okay, Master Freako, we'll double team Leela, just put Zoidberg back in his box!

[Reply #49 on:]

Leela (calmly): Well, there goes Hermes's secret stash ...


Leela (calmly): You guys sure get upset about human and robot porn, don't you?

[Reply #50 on:]

Leela: Fry, I don't care how hungry you get, we're not going to the Burger Emperor drive-thru ever again!

[Reply #51 on:]

Bender: Aren't you going to turn back?
Leela: Meh—I've seen worse.

   Anyone else? I'm picking a winner tonight.

   Edit - Take it, hobbitboy.

What, I won with that!?! I didn't even bother checking back because I felt my entry was particularly uninspired. Oh well, there you go.

[Reply #52 on:]

Go Question Machine!

[Reply #53 on:]

Oh, I won?? Crap, I didn't prepare for that!

Ummmm... Okay, here goes.

[Reply #54 on:]

Zoidberg's body was wracked with deep sobs as he wept with joy at having grown large breasts. Finally, he would know how it felt to be a grandmother: honored yet subjugated, and with breasts that dangled down to the bellybutton!

Edit - having re-examined the pic, I see that's either a coloring error or a chunk of Zoidy's naked right breast in the pic. It could be his right wrist, but that's no fun.

[Reply #55 on:]

Zoidberg: Could have been a contender, I could! Now just a bum I am... [sobbing]

[Reply #56 on:]

Invisible Sandwich

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having re-examined the pic, I see that's either a coloring error or a chunk of Zoidy's naked right breast in the pic. It could be his right wrist, but that's no fun.

Lol, what you're conceiving as a breast I can plainly see to be an arm (with wrist exposed) and therefore was confused at your caption to start with. xD But of course, where is the fun in that?

[Reply #57 on:]

Don't you mean "sangwich"?

[Reply #58 on:]

TLF - the thing is that Zoidy's belly does kinda look like a set of huge old granny boobs in that pic. The exposed wrist bit just adds extra awfulness and I only noticed it after, hence the two-minute-later edit.

[Reply #59 on:]

   Invisible Sandwich

I see your 'Invisible Sandwich' and raise you…


Thanks to the Professor's implant Zoidberg could play Virtual Sandwich™ as often as he liked.
And he liked—he liked a LOT!

[Reply #60 on:]

Zoidberg suddenly realised his mistake. He shouldn't have sat on Bender's couch without permission, especially when he was holding pepper spray.

[Reply #61 on:]

Zoidberg:I've grown breasts, I have!

Bender: I thought lobsters were hermaphrodites.

Zoidberg We aren't!

[Reply #62 on:]

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I see your 'Invisible Sandwich' and raise you…


Thanks to the Professor's implant Zoidberg could play Virtual Sandwich™ as often as he liked.
And he liked—he liked a LOT!

Refer to here for my response

[Reply #63 on:]

Freako's new "Zoidberg's vain attempts to give himself a bj" artwork accidently landed in the caption thread...

(Yep..I should feel embarassed for that caption....)

[Reply #64 on:]

Zoidberg was upset because Tastes Like Fry chose Question Machine's caption instead of his.

[Reply #65 on:]

Zoidberg tried to block the horrific sites he endured when he went to Red Lobster, but it was of no use!

[Reply #66 on:]

Zoidberg: So, all I am to you, is a living bottle opener?

Bender: You got it, crabby!

Zoidberg: Hurray, I'm *sob* useful!

[Reply #67 on:]

Zoidberg: So, all I am to you, is a living bottle opener?

Bender: You got it, crabby!

Zoidberg: Hurray, I'm *sob* useful!

Your caption is bad, and you should feel bad!

Nah, I'm just kidding, I loved it. Take it, El-Man!

[Reply #68 on:]

   Zoidberg tried to block the horrific sites he endured when he went to Red Lobster, but it was of no use!

Websites or construction sites?
 

[Reply #69 on:]

Zoidberg was upset because Tastes Like Fry chose Question Machine's caption instead of his.

Why is everyone picking on me?

[Reply #70 on:]

Thanks, Pixie. Right, here be picture to add associative verbiage.

[Reply #71 on:]

Freako: You're next, crab!

[Reply #72 on:]

Bender: Sorry fish face, but you lost the bet. Now take your clothes off or I'll have the Professor force them off with his strip machine.

[Reply #73 on:]

Professor: Now that's lobstertainment!

[Reply #74 on:]

The semitic giants of the planet Meshuggeneh VII sadly would not be persuaded to reach a compromise on their laws regarding shellfish, and Zoidberg was summarily flung into low orbit.

[Reply #75 on:]

Amy: Splug, Zoidberg! The Professor said to pack light for hiking. Like I've packed feathers and Hermes has packed tomato plants.
Hermes: Uh, yeah, tomato plants.
Zoidberg:  I did pack light. All I'm bringing is this novelty giant tweezers backpack.
Bender: Oh yeah?! Well my backpack has blackjack, and hookers!

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Zoidberg: So, all I am to you, is a living bottle opener?

Bender: You got it, crabby!

Zoidberg: Hurray, I'm *sob* useful!

Your caption is bad, and you should feel bad!

Nah, I'm just kidding, I loved it. Take it, El-Man!

Dang! Just thought of one!

Fry: Huh. What are the odds that Zoidberg knew who our seafood appetizer was?



Now for the current picture:


COL SANDURZ: You're needed on the bridge, sir.

DARK HELMET: Knock on my door! Knock next time!!!

COL SANDURZ: Yes, sir.

DARK HELMET: Did you see anything?

COL SANDURZ: No, sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

[Reply #77 on:]

Zoidberg was upset because Tastes Like Fry chose Question Machine's caption instead of his.

Why is everyone picking on me?

Because Chuck Norris told them to...

[Reply #78 on:]

Need a circus act? Why not Zoidberg?

[Reply #79 on:]

Freako: You're next, crab!

Call the President. Now. You deserve to win an award, my lord.