The Framegrab Captionbox

[Reply #120 on:]

Kid on right: Hey lady, wanna play Laser Tag? Pew-pew-pew...!

Leela: Laser Tag? How 2980's can you get...

[Reply #121 on:]

Three shalt be the number of captions, and the number of the captions shall be three. Four there shalt not be, nor either two, excepting where two is then followest three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be the number of captions reached, then choosest thou thy winner, who, being victorious in thy sight, shall get to postest the next graven image.

And thus it came to pass that the winner was declared to be:

*  El-Man  *

[Reply #122 on:]

Three shalt be the number of captions, and the number of the captions shall be three. Four there shalt not be, nor either two, excepting where two is then followest three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be the number of captions reached, then choosest thou thy winner, who, being victorious in thy sight, shall get to postest the next graven image.

And thus it came to pass that the winner was declared to be:

*  El-Man  *

The whole contest, from posting to decision was less than 24 hours in length.



Leela: Ow! Watch where you're playing "invisible light sabers", kids!

[Reply #123 on:]

Three shalt be the number of captions, and the number of the captions shall be three. Four there shalt not be, nor either two, excepting where two is then followest three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be the number of captions reached, then choosest thou thy winner, who, being victorious in thy sight, shall get to postest the next graven image.

And thus it came to pass that the winner was declared to be:

*  El-Man  *

The whole contest, from posting to decision was less than 24 hours in length.

By my local time, the framegrab was posted at 8:27 PM on the 28th of May and the decision was posted at 7:19 PM on the 30th of May. I think that's actually almost double 24 hours in length.

[Reply #124 on:]

Still a tad short, but it was Hobbitboy's decision to make. Anyway, it's moot now. Sink your captioning teeth into this:

[Reply #125 on:]

Professor: See Fry? I told you it would work. Now with this cannon in your chest, you can crush those who disobey you!

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Bender: ...and it goes around, and around...and comes out here.

[Reply #127 on:]

Worst. "Alien". Parody. Ever.

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Bender: Hang on, there's some tiny writing here. Let me just … sharpen the focus and … huh? So what does In Soviet Russia pipe smokes you! mean anyway?

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Professor: Hmmm ... You now appear to have three human horns ...

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Bender: See Hermes, you pack it in here, then light it and go to the other end to inhale. The meatbag on the middle part absorbs all the carcinogens!

Hermes: I like it, but when the filter is used up what do you do?

Bender: You push it off and stick another one on. I'd use the old guy next.

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TheMadCapper's turn.

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Fly, my pretties!

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Professor: Did you know that 75% of the body's heat escapes through the top of the head? Permit me and my assistant Amy to demonstrate...

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The Professor was delighted when God himself called upon him from the Heavens to remove his clothing ... at least that's who he thought it was...

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Bender (off screen): Next!

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[During a game of Where Have I Hidden Amy's Breast.]

The Professor: [Smugly] Guess again.

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Professor: Bah! Amateurs! This is how you write your name in the snow!

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Find Leela in this picture...

[Reply #139 on:]

Universal Geographic Narrator: We see now that the Farnsworth is satisfied to put his robe back on after marking several trees in the area.  The female feigns ignorance for now.

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Farnsworth: And this was the color of my skin before I visited Florida.

[Reply #141 on:]

El-man, your handling of the naked old man has won you the dubious honor of presenting the next picture!

[Reply #142 on:]

And here's Leela, with her swift, straightforward retort!

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Leela: Trust me, my magic wand is the only way to fix the Professor's robot.

[Reply #144 on:]

Zoidberg realizes there is even more to learn about human anatomy than he thought.

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Leela: Ash is a robot, Ash is a goddamn robot!

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Bender: You DO have crap in your neck!

[Reply #147 on:]

Zoidberg realized that his joke was also racist ...

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Leela: <voiceover> Well, that's all from Leela's DIY Show for this week but remember that even in these troubled times I still say that anyone who can swing an axe can get through a crowd.

And next week I'll be telling you what you can do with the off-cuts.

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Is it just me or does it look like Zoidberg is staring into your soul? Not a caption just an observation.

[Reply #150 on:]

Is it just me or does it look like Zoidberg is staring into your soul? Not a caption just an observation.

No, I noticed this as well.

[Reply #151 on:]

Is it just me or does it look like Zoidberg is staring into your soul? Not a caption just an observation.

"And what do you, the people at home, think...?"

[Reply #152 on:]

I thought it might inspire a caption, like "CUT! Zoidberg looked at the damn camera again..."

[Reply #153 on:]

Damn, I wish I thought of that.

[Reply #154 on:]

We gonna call this soon, or what?

[Reply #155 on:]

Sorry, been sick. TMC.

[Reply #156 on:]

We're kicking it old-school with this next "grab".

[Reply #157 on:]

Amy: Come on Fry, slap it!

[Reply #158 on:]

Amy: Now, Fry, this is what we call in our time, "Junk in the Trunk".

[Reply #159 on:]

Amy: Well, you haven't been staring at my ass, so I thought you were his type...