The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

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That's it?

I'm going with Tofu_Lion's caption.

[Reply #601 on:]

Awesome. Awesome to the max. Someone else can take my turn though.

[Reply #602 on:]

I'll take it!

I wanna see what the lot of you can come up with for this here image:

[Reply #603 on:]

Zoidberg: [thinking] I would like to join the nude sunbathing activities, but my lack of human genetalia will make them point and laugh!

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Freako feels the need to doodle a doodle in this image.

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Zoidberg felt self-pity for not having one single fan....

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Days like these made Zoiberg wish there was no 'Zoidberg forbidden to take off his clothes' policy.

(Inquisitor Hein, your caption is win )

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The Professor knew he would regret eating the feverish-diarrhea shellfish, and Zoidberg later regretted not getting to it first.

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Zoidberg felt self-pity for not having one single fan....

His head thingy? Looks like a fan.

[Reply #609 on:]

Zoidberg thought he had failed again, but the Professor was shocked at how well he had repainted the ceiling.

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Zoidberg (to himself): I can't ever fit in, even if I go out and buy fake sweat glands ...

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Leela: (Off screen) Fry my brain has been back in my body for half an hour.

Fry/Zoidberg: Uh oh.

Leela: What is it with you and your relatives?

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Zoidberg regrets falling for Hermes' "smoke-n-poke" and letting he and the Professor fire missiles at his armpits.

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Alright, I'm giving this one to Tofu_Lion.

[Reply #614 on:]

If he gives his turn away again, I'm taking it...HEHEHE.

I'm surprised that this didn't win:

Zoidberg felt self-pity for not having one single fan....

[Reply #615 on:]

I honestly didn't get that, or another one which could have proven to be funny. Perhaps I was expecting it to be dirtier than it was, or perhaps I am too naive to get the reference, or perhaps something else. I don't know. Who are you?! Stop bothering me!!!!

[Reply #616 on:]

It had a double meaning, he didn't have a fan (Like someone who follows, likes, and looks up to you) and he didn't have a fan to cool down with, like Hermes and the Professor.

[Reply #617 on:]

Two in a row? I'm bookmarking this page!
It's all you Danny.

[Reply #618 on:]

It's all you Danny.

Uh... thanks?

[Reply #619 on:]

Shit, I thought Danny was the one that wanted it, sorry SGB.

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[Reply #621 on:]

Um, I'm confused. Which one are captioning here?

[Reply #622 on:]

Mine, Tofu Lion accidentally said Danny instead of me.

[Reply #623 on:]

Hermes wanted to know how small Fry's ***** really was; Amy indicated this to him.

[Reply #624 on:]

Amy: You think they'll like my uniform design?

Leela: I think our new customers in the Very Gay Quadrant will love it. Besides,
Fry's a natural. He said he worked a while in something they called radio back in the
Stupid Ages. And step, and step, and turn, and step, and swish, and step...

Hermes: And it's cost effective too.

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Leela: No, Fry, I don't see a tattoo.  Why do you ask?

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Fry: Why won't anyone help me? I told you guys, the thief who stole my pants went that way!

Fry points with his... well, you know...

[Reply #627 on:]

Leela> "Fry...when Nibbler drops a steamer on the street, no one bothers...but you...erm...."

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Okay, I admit this was blatantly stolen from "Little Nicky"...

[Reply #628 on:]

Fry: Why won't anyone help me? I told you guys, the thief who stole my pants went that way!

Fry points with his... well, you know...

Amy: Sorry Fry, but I can't see which direction you're pointing!

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As Fry left from the auditions of the porn flick "You want extra sausage on that pizza?" after being let down by the producers who said he was "disgusting" and not "physically fit", he wondered if his fellow co-workers could see his small tallywacker"

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I am aware that this may be taken as crude, but please keep in mind that
I'm 12

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Thanks to Fry, Casual Friday was forever banned at the Planet Express building.

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I am aware that this may be taken as crude, but please keep in mind that
I'm 12

Don't worry, you'll get better at it as you get older ...

[Reply #632 on:]

Jay: My dick fell off and I'm going home.

The others watched in total awkward silence as Jay slumped emotionally distant away from them.

[Reply #633 on:]

Hermes realised his mistake when Fry modeled one of the new company shirts. Honestly, red and green? No wonder the customers were driving away screaming.

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Jay: My dick fell off and I'm going home.

The others watched in total awkward silence as Jay slumped emotionally distant away from them.

Jay? Who the what?

[Reply #635 on:]

Philip J. Fry. Matt Groening revealed the J stands for Jay.

That goes for all of his characters. Homer J. Simpson, etc.

[Reply #636 on:]

When was that? And how exactly did I not know this? (I knew that about Homer, but not any of the others. Also I thought Bart's middle name was JoJo, not Jay.)

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FRY: That's the last time I raid Zapp Brannigan's closet...

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In an unexpected display of maturity Fry's response to their Freedom Day prank was to turn the other cheek.

[Reply #639 on:]

Fry: I said 'What What In The Butt'