The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

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Bonus points: What does the display above the button that Leela is pressing read?

BUTTON READS: "Beer Goggles: Off"

(Hmmm ... I'm not sure that I need a caption.)

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Button Reads: Charlie Sheen

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Leela: "Fry!, the escorts you ordered are here."

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I'm not entering the contest, just pointing out how lovingly Futurama is created: Look at Zapp's boots. Of COURSE his hobo attire is going to include heels on his boots. He's just that kind of guy.

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Haha that's awesome, I've never really noticed that. I do of course remember is "on the job" cowboy outfit though

BUTTON READS: "Hobo Street Sweeper"

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*reads captions*

Not even a chuckle. C'mon, you lot, where's the imagination?

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2nd Try:

Button Reads: "Jersey Speed Dating: Anyone Goes!"

Zapp Brannigan was forced to tell everyone in the neighborhood that he's a registered sex offender. He regrets getting drunk the night him and Kif got locked in that closet. Kif was never the same again...

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Okay ... Here's my 2nd try:

Button says: "DISINTEGRATE VISITORS"

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'Oh lordy, the zombie apocalypse has begun! Well at least the professor had this installed.' Leela pressed the button that was labelled with gleaming eerie green letters. "Unwanted visitors"

The following explosion clouded Leela's view with flame and smoke.  By the time it cleared, Fry had joined Leela to see what the noise was all about.

'Wow, Leela,' Fry said, pointing to the Zapp and Kif who were flat on their back, bare feet sticking up in the air. 'You really blew their socks off!'

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(wtf, I don't even know -_- need brain for smart making braaaaiiinssss)

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The button says "Pull".

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I'm not entering the contest, just pointing out how lovingly Futurama is created: Look at Zapp's boots. Of COURSE his hobo attire is going to include heels on his boots. He's just that kind of guy.

HA! I never noticed this before. I think he's also wearing a lady's jacket - judging by which side the buttons are on.

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Leela: I'm sorry, this is the Optimists' Club. The Pessimists' Club is two doors down.

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Leela: Look guys, quit bugging us. The answer is still no. Don't make me activate the crack-slam on you.

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Whenever Leela was down or depressed, it always cheered her up to remeber that there were those less fortunate than herself. That's why she had the Professor install "Hobo Vision" in her apartment - so she could visualise people she knew in "reduced circumstances" and thereby suppress the killing urges that had been growing steadily stronger for the past twelve years...

Button Text: Next Hobo

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Oh, all right. Fnord.

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[from bathroom] The devil take this predictable colon!

[flush, zip up] Good news, everyone! Since Tuesday is Black Tuesday Valentine's Day, let's do this one:

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The real reason Professor keeps Zoidberg around.

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What Leela in the Professor doesn't know is that Zoidberg is actually still in his own body. He saw the farce as his only chance at getting any action.

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After several tests, the Professor came to the conclusion that the fish pheromone was a smashing success.

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Cathy! Heathcliff!

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Zoidberg could now say that he wasn't a virgin.

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Proving the theory that all cartoon characters wear boxer shorts with little pictures of something printed on them.

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The Professor's new alcohol pill proved to work...He could mate with anything he wanted without noticing any facial or bodily features!

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Professor: Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that creates real-life situations imagined up in some crazy person's mind! I call it: The Freakonator!

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I don't like any of them. I guess I win, then.

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Nah, I'm just messing with you. About the second part.

I'll add "But he decided further research was necessary" to UnrealLegend's attempt and let him go next.

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You may notice that I edited the image slightly...

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Professor: Dammit, Amy, you put my hand in water and are flipping me off behind my back...?!

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Call me a moron, but I do not remember that scene at all...

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You're a moron.

I don't remember it either. What episode is it from?

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Those are terrible captions!


It is from Tip of the Zoidberg - I believe - when Amy is describing (and the Professor is simultaneously experiencing) the many symptoms of Tritonian hypermalaria.

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Scrappylive is correct. Amy giving the finger probably threw you guys off a bit.

Keep the captions coming!

[Reply #551 on:]

After drinking the strange chemicals on the counter, the Professor started melting.  Before he died, though, Amy wanted him to know what she really thought of him.

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After mastering the art of the Force, Amy realized she could avoid her work duties by distracting her supervisors, especially by rearranging their organs. The Professor's wandering bladder only seemed to aggravate the issue.

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Hubert was a scientist,
But Hubert is no more.
What Hubert thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄.

(Peelified evidently doesn't let us do subscripts ...)


Professor: (singing): You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about ...

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Professor: Mommy, mommy! Hubie wants his daipy changed!

Amy: Professor, one, I'm not your mommy. Two, that's just gross. Three...

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(Peelified evidently doesn't let us do subscripts ...)

H2SO4 is a reasonable approximation.

I suggest reading the manual. In particular, the category on Advanced PEELing.

This was not a caption.


Farnsworth: Eeeyahh! I'm meltiiiinnnng!
Amy: Smeesh, Professor! You're not melting, you're just sitting in a trisolian. Which is disgusting, by the way.

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Amy giving the finger probably threw you guys off a bit.

No, I knew you had done that, but the scene seems quite strange, and I've only seen TTOTZ once...

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I think I'll give to That Guy I Know. I mean; ThatGuyYouKnow.

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Bonus: What's in the box?

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The Professor(A) was shocked to discover that his Playboy collection(A) had been switched with nude photos of Woopi Goldberg(A). Everyone(A,1) was disappointed, and they also felt a little sick!