The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

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 Fry: What's Al got that I haven't got?

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 Did I kill this thread?   

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 Did I kill this thread?   

Filthy murderer! 

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Fry: Why do I have the urge to shove my hand down the front of my pants?

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Due to the unfortunate death of this thread, I will have the honor of breathing new life into it:

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Leela: Ewwwwwwww, earwax...

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Leela: THAT's why you shouldn't activate the Infinite Improbability Drive, Fry.

O freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering...

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustules
Are splurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frat and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't.

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Leela finally experienced the horrible experience of answering yes to anyone asking "voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" without knowing what it meant.

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Leela was starting to regret agreeing to that threesome with Kif and Amy...

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Leela: THAT's why you shouldn't activate the Infinite Improbability Drive, Fry.

Winner. Right there.

No, hobbitboy, I neglected the thread, and it starved. Also, Unreal wins now. So, him playing is legal now.

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As Leela was slowly engaged into paralyzation, she noticed Kif's stomach start to bulge. Finally, he shot seeds out of his pants all over her face.

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I seriously hope someone comes up with a better caption than these, or I will be very disappointed.

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I seriously hope someone comes up with a better caption than these, or I will be very disappointed.

Watch it, or I'll read you some more of my poetry.

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Leela wasn't as comfortable after the super glue incident as Kif was.

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I seriously hope someone comes up with a better caption than these, or I will be very disappointed.

I dedicated my life and soul into that caption.

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Tastes Like Fry wins.

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 Yayness!

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Narrator (off-screen): By the end of this episode, one of these characters will die, never to return again. Can you guess who it will be?

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Bender: I can't seem to take off my head and arms anymore. A little help?

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Zoidberg: Relax friends. I'll cut him here in the gonads.

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Bender: Why do you need to strangle me when your taking a poop.
Leela: We're not taking a poop.
Bender: Then whats up with your faces?
Fry: Leela stop lying to Bender I'm taking a poop.
Leela: Oh Lord..

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PE Crew: [zombie moans]

Human Bender: Choke on 'em! cho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ke on 'eeeeeeemmmmmmmmm.............!

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UnrealLegend wins

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Pow!

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Professor: At long last, I have done it.  Christmas has been destroyed forever.   No more presents for anyone.  

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Fry (to himself): How could I have watched two atomic explosions at close range and not become blind? Oh, it must be the fact that I'm my own grandpa.

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Professor to Fry: Nowadays, the holidays just aren't exciting to people if nobody dies.

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 Bender: The chestnuts are done.

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Santa Claus goes Nuclear to Save the Environment - A holiday special since 2956

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Professor: Merry Death-Mas, everyone...!

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On my first day of XMAS my true love gave to me
An exploding santa on a one horse open sleigh

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Santa: I should of never drank that robot version of Alkaseltzer, when I know I'm a bird related model!

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Fry: Gee, will your 'frozen nuclear explosion' really replace Christmas trees, Professor...?

Bender: It does give this dump a nice radioactive glow.

Professor: Indeed. It's how I grew this second right arm.

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Fry: Gee, will your 'frozen nuclear explosion' really replace Christmas trees, Professor...?

Chris....t....mas...? What is that? 

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El-Man wins for being the only one to comment on the Professor's arm.

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Oh, yeah. Three weeks away from PEEL and I've still got it.

Bonus points: What does the display above the button that Leela is pressing read?

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Bonus question: It says College Room Service!...

Zapp: "You'll never believe how many people we had to ask for change to get here!"

Kif: "In other words how many people we had to kill to get their change...{Sigh}"

Zapp: "Well we had to get here somehow Kif..."

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Button: Instant Dating Service! Just Push Button!

This is not what Leela had expected.

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Button: Undo

Leela: Note to self: do not trust the male escort service's two-for-one deal.

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BUTTON READS: Dial-A-Hobo

Leela: Oh lord, I had to get these two again...

Kif: [groans]