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Nibblonian Leader

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« Reply #280 on: 12-19-2011 05:01 »

Bender: I sold my door to bribe the judge.
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #281 on: 12-19-2011 06:00 »



Fry: (to himself): One, Bender's door is on his backside. Two, all references to "Coke" changed to "Slurm". Three, televisions with dials on the side. Yep. The Professor's stupid invention did blast me into a parallel universe.
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #282 on: 12-19-2011 07:29 »

Bender: (His head slowly rotating through 360-degrees) Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Fry, you faithless slime!!
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #283 on: 12-19-2011 07:56 »

Fry had just ducked in time, Bender was not so lucky. Slurm billboard-o-matic claims another victim for its evil plan for Slurm world domination.
meisterPOOP

Professor
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« Reply #284 on: 12-19-2011 09:46 »

Flexo....You...Flexo...
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #285 on: 12-19-2011 10:58 »

Fry: You look different, Bender. It's your hair, right? You've done something new with your hair, haven't you?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #286 on: 12-19-2011 13:07 »

"Wow, 'Little Bender' really does work," Fry thought as his new robot friend started having sex with the ceiling fan.
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #287 on: 12-19-2011 21:26 »

Why did his antenna get bigger when he looked at that fembot?
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #288 on: 12-20-2011 00:29 »

Bender: HEY!!! My metal ass really does not look so shiny...
DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #289 on: 12-20-2011 00:53 »

Fry: Bender, watch out! You're gonna break the button that controls the HD with your anten-

...

Too late...
ThatGuyYouKnow

Bending Unit
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« Reply #290 on: 12-20-2011 18:34 »

At that moment, Bender set the world record for largest brick shat out of fear.
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

Urban Legend
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« Reply #291 on: 12-20-2011 19:09 »

 "Where's Fry?  I haven't raped him since yesterday."
animegeekmom

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #292 on: 12-21-2011 05:59 »

Fry: Bender, save me! Leela's on a PMS rampage and I did something stupid!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #293 on: 12-21-2011 22:57 »

ThatGuyYouKnow wins for best use of potty humor. smile
ThatGuyYouKnow

Bending Unit
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« Reply #294 on: 12-21-2011 23:08 »

DannyJC13

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« Reply #295 on: 12-21-2011 23:16 »

Leela: Fry, what was this doing in your masturbation compartment?!





Nibblonian Leader

Urban Legend
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« Reply #296 on: 12-21-2011 23:19 »

That's the winner.

Leela: Fry, I'm driving you to band camp, and that's final.
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

Urban Legend
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« Reply #297 on: 12-22-2011 00:36 »

You know Fry, this is the most intriguing 20th century sex toy I have ever seen... where do the batteries go?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #298 on: 12-22-2011 05:21 »

Leela: Now, which end do I poop into...?
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #299 on: 12-22-2011 05:44 »

Leela: FRENCH?!?
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #300 on: 12-22-2011 09:48 »
« Last Edit on: 12-22-2011 09:50 »

Leela: THAT's why you shouldn't activate the Infinite Improbability Drive, Fry.



O freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering...

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustules
Are splurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frat and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #301 on: 12-23-2011 06:07 »

Leela: Don't tell me, let me guess. It's a birth control device from your Stupid Ages. What those women went through to keep men like you happy.

Fry: Eermm... OK. I'll have to call Bender to the bridge if you want it installed
Beanoz4

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #302 on: 12-23-2011 15:13 »

Leela: I feel like learning to play the French Tuba today.

Fry: Don't blow on my Tuba!  

Leela: Why not it's meant to be blown on.

Fry: I use it when I'm happy

Leela: Ewww
SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
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« Reply #303 on: 12-23-2011 15:36 »

Fry: Get a haircut, and get a real job.
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #304 on: 12-24-2011 05:37 »

Leela: Looks like some kind of queef-amplifier. Here, I'll test it...

Fry: ...
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #305 on: 12-26-2011 16:11 »

Is this contest gonna be called anytime soon?
ThatGuyYouKnow

Bending Unit
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« Reply #306 on: 12-26-2011 19:43 »

I have had  a cold for the last few days and haven't beenfeelingsogoofwebuyrbbashj fdksfhagjrjghuidsgfiiefutzgwehvjkbvihsedfiyhteieg
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #307 on: 12-26-2011 22:37 »



DannyJC13

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« Reply #308 on: 12-26-2011 23:40 »

Leela and Hermes only just managed to get their clothes back on in time before the others arrived. Unfortunately, Hermes forgot to hide the vaginal juice coated jack...
Tachyon

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #309 on: 12-27-2011 05:07 »


Hermes: Now, Leela.  Just keep remembering how you maneuvered away from the Space Pirates. <whispers> Fry, keep her distracted while I connect the data probe"

 
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #310 on: 12-27-2011 05:14 »

Hermes: This ought to finally cure you of your obsession with invisible barbells, woman!
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #311 on: 12-27-2011 07:19 »
« Last Edit on: 12-27-2011 10:29 »

Leela: No, Hermes did not have that cord in my pants! What are you talking about!?
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #312 on: 12-27-2011 10:28 »

Hermes: If I don't see a Hermes-centered episode real soon, I'll jab this cord into me! Sweet electric eel of Eastern Brazil, I mean it this time!
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #313 on: 12-28-2011 09:06 »

Hermes: No! It's tree slides to da right, clap, tree slides to da left, clap, three steps back, clap, and den left knee up and lean forward. If you can't get de electric slide right, woman, I'm gonna have to get electric on your ass!
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #314 on: 12-28-2011 09:41 »

Hermes started demanding interpretative dance routines before he let the crew recharge their iPhones.

(Smarty! WB! love )
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #315 on: 12-28-2011 10:26 »

The invisible escape ladder that Dr. Zoidberg had sold her wasn't exactly proving to be Leela's greatest purchase, and Hermes was getting closer and closer with the mind probe. If she didn't think of a solution soon, everybody was going to know exactly what she'd done in the urinals.
Beanoz4

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #316 on: 12-28-2011 13:52 »

The gang had a staring contest and Leela and Hermes were judging if someone blinked Leela would press the button to kill them... Forever!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #317 on: 12-29-2011 14:49 »

totalnerduk wins this one, sloppy seconds to DannyJC13 if totalnerduk is out foaming or the like.
DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #318 on: 12-29-2011 17:12 »

He's got 24 hours. tongue
meisterPOOP

Professor
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« Reply #319 on: 12-30-2011 01:26 »

Hermes: "Back into the bottle Leela, that is quite enough."
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