The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

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"FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP CALLING ME APU!!!!"

Off-Pic-Voice: "Sorry, I thought I was in Groening's GOOD series... "

Futurama > Simpsons Simpsons> Family Guy Family Guy>Cleveland Fuck Futurama>Chuck Norris SO DONT FUCKING SAY THAT AGEN YOU SMARTASS DIPSHIT

Kiddie...you mistake me for someone else.
For someone taking the likes of you the slightest bit serious...

[Reply #241 on:]

They're all crap.

But El-Man's is slightly less crap than the others.

[Reply #242 on:]

Captionate!

[Reply #243 on:]

Zapp Brannigan finally gets the "Pull my finger" joke.

[Reply #244 on:]

Leela: Sheesh! 40,000 channels on this holo-shed thing and only 150 have anything good on. The rest are all Zapp Branigan. [shudder]

[Reply #245 on:]

Leela: Smell my finger.

[Reply #246 on:]

Leela: [thinking] At least I didn't get the Hyperchicken for my defense lawyer...

[Reply #247 on:]

The "Miss Turanga, show us the person in this room you slept the least often with"question turned out to be a bit embarrassing for Leela...

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Judge: I see your point, Miss Turanga.

[Reply #249 on:]

At the Spaceship Captain's Chance Games Championships, we're down to the last two captains for Paper, Rock and Scissors...
Scissors, eh? Well, Leela, you might think this is a rock, but it's a Flush of Aces! Checkmate! Judge, where do I get my medal?

[Reply #250 on:]

I am now pointing at Jerry Sandusky.

"I'm going to allow this"

[Reply #251 on:]

Judge: Now who tried to feel your boobs?

Leela points

Judge: I'm not surprised he did it to me last week
Zapp: I thought you were a woman!
Judge: I have grandular problems!

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Zapp: So Ms. Leela, you say that you despise me. But is there anyone in this courtroom you have consummated with more than I?

Leela: (Sigh) Mmmm... well, that tall green guy in the back row for one.

Tall Green Guy: Oh crap!

Zapp: Nimbus! Lock phasers on that chump in the back row.

Shorter Purple Guy in Front: I'm outta here.

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Leela: He's doing it again your Honor. I can smell it.

[Reply #254 on:]

The only one who made me laugh was jeepdavetj, mainly because Zapp is the kind of guy to be proud of a particularly good fart.

[Reply #255 on:]

Sorry it took me a couple days. See what ya'll can do with this.

[Reply #256 on:]

Zoidberg: (to self): Man, I really wish my species could have sex without dying, I do! The things we do otherwise, oy vey!

[Reply #257 on:]

Zoidberg: This new spa treatment is going miracles for my foot barnacles, it is!

[Reply #258 on:]

I swear we've had this one before.. I did a caption about full body sexual scanning or something along those lines...

[Reply #259 on:]

Zoidberg:  I can't wait to eat what comes out of that gumball machine...

[Reply #260 on:]

I'm too sexy for my pants.

That's not a caption.  He really is just too sexy for his pants.

Sooooo true!!!

[Reply #261 on:]

Zoidberg: I will use the Professor's new Clone-O-Mat to make a copy of myself! Hermes will be so happy to be friends with two of us, he will!!

[Reply #262 on:]

Leela: Hermes, why is Zoidberg standing in the Professor's microwave cooker?

Hermes: Shh! I told him it scans you and produces what you most want to eat! So, crab-cakes and chowder for lunch, everyone?

Leela: Bleargh!

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Off-Pic Leela > "Professor, why are you scanning Zoidberg's knees?"
Off-Pic Farnsworth> "Those are not his knees. ...Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place"

[Reply #264 on:]

Hmmm...

I know the PE crew actually traveled through Fry's bowl.

But weren't they just a bunch of reality jerks running on the PE's floor?

[Reply #265 on:]

The very first 3D copier produced several shells for Zoidbergs' wardrobe, unfortunately all in polystyrene. But no matter, that night Zoidberg ate like a King that night! And woke up feeling very much like a bean bag...

[Reply #266 on:]

Ok, I'm going with Taste Like Fry because I can find no fault with the "And woke up feeling very much like a bean bag..." line since I cannot read it with out at least grinning.

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[Reply #268 on:]

Shippers: NOW MAKE LOVE FOR OUR AMUSEMENT!

Leela: Rape Ninjas, you say?

[Reply #269 on:]

The Planet Express production of Swan Lake was by far the lowest budget performance ever attempted, as well as one of the most confusing.

[Reply #270 on:]

Fry and Leela practice for the twister tournament.

[Reply #271 on:]

Leela's chiropractic technique left a good deal to be desired.

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Narrator: And last place for the hokey pokey goes to ... FRY AND LEELA!

[Reply #273 on:]

Fry: Ok, next time can we try that position with our clothes off, just to see if we can achieve...................int erlock?

[Reply #274 on:]

Announcer: And the celebrity couple for BDSM Week on Dancing With The Stars are...

[Reply #275 on:]

Leela: This isn't a dance floor - it's a non-stick coating! Is... is that butter?

[Reply #276 on:]

Fry:"Where are we?"
Leela: "Penn State."
Fry: "Oh God, I don't want to have Snu-Snu again!"

[Reply #277 on:]

NastyInThePasty made me lol the hardest (although totalnerduk's was a close second)

Go Nasty!

[Reply #278 on:]

Have at this extremely bland screencap...!

[Reply #279 on:]

Fry: Oh my God, the Slurm can's being drilled right into your head!