The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

[Reply #200 on:]

Stardate 6892.13.  The U.S.S. Planet Express Ship is on routine anti-pirate patrol...

Fry: Leela, I really don't think that's what the professor meant when he said "To catch a pirate, you've got to think like a pirate!".

[Reply #201 on:]

Fry: Leela, you'll kill us all!

Leela: Don't worry - the network executives will do that long before I do.

[Reply #202 on:]

Fry: Okay, Leela, I admit it... you can feed Nibbler blindfolded... hey, this wheel flushes the toilet, right?

[Reply #203 on:]

I'm Virtual Driving, Fry. I don't need to be at the main controls.

[Reply #204 on:]

Nibbler: I suggest you try it again, Leela. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.
Leela: With the eye patch on, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fly?
Nibbler: Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Stretch out with your feelings.
Fry: (whispering) But the front of the ship is over there. [points] You've got her facing the Kibbles 'N' Snouts dispenser.
Nibbler: (whispering) Shut Up! — She's falling for it.

[Reply #205 on:]

Oh, haha I completely forgot I had to judge this at some point.
I won't lie, none of them stood out as being incredibly hilarious that I couldn't contain my laughter..but I'll give it to Tachyon just for his stardate logging which was a nice add-on.

[Reply #206 on:]

   I won't lie

At least you could have tried.   

[Reply #207 on:]

Tachyon.....?

[Reply #208 on:]

Bianca's still going womano-a-mano with the envelope.

[Reply #209 on:]

So when is someone else allowed to take it if Tachyon doesn't show up?

[Reply #210 on:]

NOW!

[Reply #211 on:]

Fry: Help me, Professor! I was on my way to work, when a giant moth stole my lunch money. Then ate my clothes!

[Reply #212 on:]

Ed Grimley...of the future!

[Reply #213 on:]

Fry: Ok Leeks. This dominatrix shit has go to let up sometime soon. The butter in my underwear has melted.

[Reply #214 on:]

Fry: Man, that was one hell of a curry.

[Reply #215 on:]

Fry: I did it. I simply walked into Mordor.

[Reply #216 on:]

Still groggy from the Professor's Shrinkie Dink Ray, Fry emerged from Cranberry Sauce Flats and beheld the Candied Yam Mountains.

[Reply #217 on:]

Fry: Man, that was one hell of a curry.

LOL

[Reply #218 on:]

Fry: Man, that was one hell of a curry.

LOL

Yeah, I've given up on this one.

[Reply #219 on:]

Fry: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Show spoiler

But hey, at least I still have great hair.

[Reply #220 on:]

Anymore?

[Reply #221 on:]

"Wow, those Amazonians really don't take no for an answer!"

[Reply #222 on:]

UnrealLegend.

[Reply #223 on:]

  Seriously? I didn't think mine was that great.
Anywho, yet's find a good picture...

[Reply #224 on:]

Grrrl: Horn me!

[Reply #225 on:]

Scalies ruin everything.

[Reply #226 on:]

Lrrr: You want me to shave your what!?!

[Reply #227 on:]

Lrrr: Still rocking the Daisy Dukes after all these years huh.

[Reply #228 on:]

It's what's on the inside that counts.

[Reply #229 on:]

Grrl: So, are you still gonna eat me?

Lrrr: Yeah, but you won't like it.

[Reply #230 on:]

Scene from The 40 Year Old Omicronion.

[Reply #231 on:]

Grrl: So, is that a 3-pointed crown on your head, or are you glad to see me?

(I also thought El-Man should have won.)

[Reply #232 on:]

Lrrr: Holy crap; what happened to your navel?

[Reply #233 on:]

 Grrrl: It was brisk, I dressed in layers.

[Reply #234 on:]

"But the guidebook said all Earthlings who own Star Trek merchandise and make their own costumes were all pasty, unattractive and male!"

(El Man should win this btw)

[Reply #235 on:]

Lrr's thoughts:  This women has got some weird shit on her walls.

[Reply #236 on:]

Lrrr: I'm so horny!

[Reply #237 on:]

Grrrl: "No, I am not kidding. The Peelies 2011 REALLY have cancelled the "Horniest Omicronian" category, I'm sorry."

[Reply #238 on:]

Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[Reply #239 on:]

"FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP CALLING ME APU!!!!"

Off-Pic-Voice: "Sorry, I thought I was in Groening's GOOD series... "

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