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winna

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« Reply #160 on: 11-22-2011 13:51 »

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« Reply #161 on: 11-23-2011 00:41 »

Mom's new robot accessory whatjacallit... Nose Picker kajiggers, pulls the metal boogers out of metal noses using whatjacallit...magnet kajiggers.
Bender GET THAT AWAY FROM MY HEAD! <snap> uh oh...
hobbitboy

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« Reply #162 on: 11-23-2011 12:43 »

Well in spite of my best intentions to eschew low-brow humour the entry that made me laugh the most and hence wins this round was from

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« Reply #163 on: 11-23-2011 14:59 »

Hey-O!

winna

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« Reply #164 on: 11-23-2011 15:01 »

Francis Bender: ...but which boner to choose from?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #165 on: 11-23-2011 17:54 »

Bender: So, do I go all 20th century on his ass, or do I stick with the phaser?
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« Reply #166 on: 11-24-2011 02:34 »

"Awww... Blasty and Zappy... don't make me choose between you guys!  There's enough humans for both of you!"
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« Reply #167 on: 11-24-2011 04:11 »

Bullet Gun: Hey, idiot. You need to reload me! Are you stupid or something?

Ray Gun: And my power's getting low. Get my recharger!

Bender: Dammit, I wanted smart guns, not smartASS guns...
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« Reply #168 on: 11-24-2011 07:18 »

Bender: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
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« Reply #169 on: 11-24-2011 08:03 »

Bender: I'll give you my pistol when you pry it from my shiny metal hand! ... And I'll give you my ray gun when you pry it from my other shiny metal hand! ... And you'll get my cigar when ... Ah, forget it, my heart's not into it any more.
futz
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« Reply #170 on: 11-24-2011 15:39 »

Bender: Let's see, is it this one?

BANG!

Zoidberg: Ow!

Bender: Nope. Must be this one.

Click, buzzz....

Bender: (Puff, puff) Aaaaaahhhh!

Zoidberg: Help! Friends! I've been shot!

Bender: Hey! Pipe down! You don't hear me whining every time I spring a leak.
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« Reply #171 on: 11-24-2011 15:52 »
« Last Edit on: 11-24-2011 15:54 »

Bender:There are two types of people in the world those with a gun, and those who dig. Now dig!


Apologies to Coldangel who inspired me to look up movie quotes that could fit this situation. big grin
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« Reply #172 on: 11-24-2011 17:08 »

Bender's spin off show got 10x the amount of viewers Futurama recieved.
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« Reply #173 on: 11-24-2011 18:18 »

coldangel all the way.

I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass.
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« Reply #174 on: 11-25-2011 00:06 »



Because Freako's fanart is so authentic I can't tell it from an actual framegrab.
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« Reply #175 on: 11-25-2011 00:20 »
« Last Edit on: 11-25-2011 05:45 »

Hermes had to resort to CGI to get this image for the new company flyer. Bender wouldn't take off his head for free, Fry couldn't look noble and committed without giggling, and Leela refused to get anywhere near his pants until he washed them.

e:spelling.
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« Reply #176 on: 11-25-2011 00:24 »

That is amazing art! ... also Coldy, long time no see, how you been?

An awesome ride, babes and a big package. Fry had it all, except for what he really wanted: eyebrows.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #177 on: 11-25-2011 05:12 »

Leela: [thinking] Hmmmm, I'll snap his leg here...
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« Reply #178 on: 11-25-2011 06:26 »

Coldy, long time no see, how you been?

Hot and sweaty, but still the best looking man on here.
Fnord
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« Reply #179 on: 11-25-2011 10:16 »

It was always at this point in the dream that that stupid ad for Lightspeed Briefs showed up ...
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« Reply #180 on: 11-25-2011 19:22 »

"Why aren't we naked?"

Hang on, I can do better.

"Why aren't we fucking?"
winna

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« Reply #181 on: 11-25-2011 19:37 »

That doesn't look like a screenshot.  What episode is that from?  Bender's head is too big... Fry's head and arms are wonky. frown
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« Reply #182 on: 11-25-2011 21:59 »

It's not a screenshot, it's Freako's art.
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« Reply #183 on: 11-26-2011 02:00 »


Close enough for government work.  That's one of my favorite's.  Love Leela's expression.

Bender:  When I accepted a part in the P.E. commercial shoot this isn't what I had in mind!


e pluribus, winna
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« Reply #184 on: 11-26-2011 02:06 »

*The Professor walks in*

Professor: What the hell is going on in here!? GET BACK TO WORK.
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #185 on: 11-26-2011 08:33 »

Offscreen photographer: "Allright.  That's a wrap on "Most cliche magazine cover" photo shoot.  Good job everyone."
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« Reply #186 on: 11-27-2011 02:20 »

Fry: (thinking)Higher, higher, please  higher.
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« Reply #187 on: 11-27-2011 06:23 »

Fry: Why do we struggle to breathe a more righteous breath when we all end up in the same place? I'd like to think our history is worth remembering. An imprint of careful design... A feeling of heartfelt purpose... And a sense of hope from something bigger than ourselves. But then... Maybe I'll wake up.
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« Reply #188 on: 11-27-2011 11:11 »

Professor: Yes, that's it! Hold it right there while I crank up my old fast-fossilization machine (now with an optional chrome plating attachment) and the Planet Express ship's new hood ornament will be complete.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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« Reply #189 on: 11-27-2011 22:41 »

Coldy, long time no see, how you been?

Hot and sweaty, but still the best looking man on here.
Strange, normally you're so chilled. And I don't doubt that ;D
ThatGuyYouKnow

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« Reply #190 on: 11-27-2011 23:40 »

Leela Farnsworth: It's been 3 hours now Fry.  How long are you going to keep laying standing there?

Fry: If I move, this thing on my chest leg will gnaw rip my face off.
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« Reply #191 on: 11-28-2011 00:12 »

After saying "Walk 10 miles for a delivery? Leela, you must be pulling my leg!", Fry found out that this saying had become extinct in the 30th century, and Leela took it literally.
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« Reply #192 on: 11-28-2011 01:23 »

Fry: I am the delivery boy
Leela: I like hugging legs
Bender: mmmm shoe
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« Reply #193 on: 11-28-2011 09:01 »

Benders head swelled up three times that day.
coldangel

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« Reply #194 on: 11-28-2011 10:46 »

You all lose.
Bianca loses the least for amusing silliness.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #195 on: 11-28-2011 13:05 »

I knew my stating-the-obvious and telling it like it is humour would pay off one day.



NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #196 on: 11-28-2011 17:50 »

Leela tests out her new Nibbler divining dish.
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« Reply #197 on: 11-28-2011 18:21 »

Fry and Nibbler were a little worried when they saw the aftermath of Leela's drunken night out...
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« Reply #198 on: 11-28-2011 19:46 »

It wasn't a very good idea for Leela to be a pirate for Halloween...
Especially when she changed before she started driving..
futz
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« Reply #199 on: 11-28-2011 20:23 »

Fry: Soooo... this is one of your twisted fantasies?

Leela: Varoom, varoom!

Fry: And the diapers are in the supply locker?

Leela: Varoom!
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