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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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One of those flesh torch thingies? Or whatever they are called.
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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Ah, Flesh Light. That's it.
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Tedward
Professor
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Then the Grinch Freako got an idea! An awful idea! Freako got a wonderful, awful idea! "I know just what to do!" Freako laughed in his throat. And he made a quick picture and started to gloat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Freako trick! In this torch-disguised tube, one can insert his dick!"
Oh, I'm so sorry. Carry on.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Professor: What are you rebelling against, Bender?
Bender: Whadaya got...?
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Benderloveer
Delivery Boy
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What? I only said you were a pervert, that has nothing to do with Freako's drawing, don't blame Freako for your attitude!
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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Freako has warped my fragile little mind.
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Tachyon
DOOP Secretary
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hobbitboy and Fnord had good ones. Maybe HB can find a frame that is innocuous and unlikely to invite bizarre sexual responses involving PEELers...
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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AHAAHAHAHAHA... Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh even harder. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
No, no, you use this.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Hattie: If you'd upgrade with this kajigger you wouldn't have to pay hookerbots for what-cha-call-it - sex, they'll pay you.
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Tachyon
DOOP Secretary
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Hattie: Here, you dropped this in the hall.
Bender: What? A portable energizer for jacking on? Uh, that's not mine, I've never seen it before. Maybe it belongs to Fry.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Hattie: Here, the Professor dropped off this portable smell-o-scope thingamajigger.
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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Hattie: Your penis was real, hm? Then why did I find this on my bedroom floor whatchamacallit, last night, after you left? Looks a little like your... Hm, I dunno? PENIS!
Bender: Lies! Lies and slander!
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Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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Hattie: : And you'll never guess where this wachdjacallit...kajigger has already been.... Bender (screaming): GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!!! GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!!!
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