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ThatGuyYouKnow

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« Reply #120 on: 11-20-2011 00:12 »

Professor: ...Zoidberg shaped sex toys. no no

Why would a robot need a sex toy?  confused
DannyJC13

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« Reply #121 on: 11-20-2011 00:13 »

You tell me. flirt
ThatGuyYouKnow

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« Reply #122 on: 11-20-2011 00:15 »

...To rephrase the question, even if we ignore that he's a robot, why would a MAN need a sex toy?  confused
DannyJC13

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« Reply #123 on: 11-20-2011 00:19 »

One of those flesh torch thingies? Or whatever they are called.
ThatGuyYouKnow

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« Reply #124 on: 11-20-2011 00:20 »

I would Google it, but then I'd need to burn my browsing history.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #125 on: 11-20-2011 00:34 »

Ah, Flesh Light. That's it.
Nibblonian Leader

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« Reply #126 on: 11-20-2011 00:58 »

Danny, you quite possibly have given Freako a great horrible idea.  no no
ThatGuyYouKnow

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« Reply #127 on: 11-20-2011 01:04 »

Danny and ThatGuyYouKnow, you quite possibly have given Freako a great horrible idea.  no no

Fixed.
Tedward

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« Reply #128 on: 11-20-2011 01:13 »

Then the Grinch Freako got an idea! An awful idea! Freako got a wonderful, awful idea! "I know just what to do!" Freako laughed in his throat. And he made a quick picture and started to gloat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Freako trick! In this torch-disguised tube, one can insert his dick!"

Oh, I'm so sorry. Carry on.
Beanoz4

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« Reply #129 on: 11-20-2011 01:55 »

This is slowly growing off topic and I expect to see this page gone by tommorow
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #130 on: 11-20-2011 02:13 »

Sigh, somehow I knew I would be the one to ruin it frown
El-Man

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« Reply #131 on: 11-20-2011 02:31 »

I said this two pages ago, but captions or GTFO. And here's the picture again.


SpaceMaN

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« Reply #132 on: 11-20-2011 02:49 »
« Last Edit on: 11-20-2011 02:52 »

Bender: Those flames aren't on the motorcycle. Hermaphrobot gave me Syphilis.

edit: I didn't even see El-Man's.  Now I feel dumb.  Er.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #133 on: 11-20-2011 05:43 »

Professor: What are you rebelling against, Bender?

Bender: Whadaya got...?
Freako

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« Reply #134 on: 11-20-2011 08:34 »

Tedward and nibbs are thinking of my cock, should I be worried?
Benderloveer
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« Reply #135 on: 11-20-2011 11:25 »

We eventually proved that Danny is a pervert. "Zoidberg sex toy!"  no no
Fnord
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« Reply #136 on: 11-20-2011 11:41 »

Video still from "Born to be 40% Wild"
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #137 on: 11-20-2011 11:43 »

Bender: Erů Professor, could I get you to fill up this thing with whatever it is that it runs on, please?

Professor: Oh my, no. That would require old-timey petroleum derivatives, have you priced those lately? I'm not made of money!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #138 on: 11-20-2011 11:46 »

We eventually proved that Danny is a pervert. "Zoidberg sex toy!"  no no

Have you seen Freako's drawings?
Benderloveer
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« Reply #139 on: 11-20-2011 12:00 »

Yes, but that's not the question.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #140 on: 11-20-2011 12:07 »

Yes, but that's not the question.

But it is. I put a ?. You did not. tongue
Benderloveer
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« Reply #141 on: 11-20-2011 12:09 »

What?
I only said you were a pervert, that has nothing to do with Freako's drawing, don't blame Freako for your attitude!
DannyJC13

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« Reply #142 on: 11-20-2011 12:11 »

Freako has warped my fragile little mind.
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #143 on: 11-20-2011 15:28 »

OK! I'm declaring Hobbit Boy the winner just to hopefully save this thread. Hobbit Boy, your go hoss!
Tachyon

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« Reply #144 on: 11-20-2011 18:26 »


hobbitboy and Fnord had good ones.  Maybe HB can find a frame that is innocuous and unlikely to invite bizarre sexual responses involving PEELers...

ThatGuyYouKnow

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« Reply #145 on: 11-20-2011 18:30 »


hobbitboy and Fnord had good ones.  Maybe HB can find a frame that is innocuous and unlikely to invite bizarre sexual responses involving PEELers...



AHAAHAHAHAHA... Oh wait you're serious.  Let me laugh even harder.  AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
DannyJC13

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« Reply #146 on: 11-20-2011 18:32 »

AHAAHAHAHAHA... Oh wait you're serious.  Let me laugh even harder.  AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

No, no, you use this.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #147 on: 11-21-2011 12:34 »


 

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #148 on: 11-21-2011 12:37 »

Bender: RAAAAPPEEEEEEEE!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #149 on: 11-21-2011 13:22 »

Hattie:  If you'd upgrade with this kajigger you wouldn't have to pay hookerbots for what-cha-call-it - sex, they'll pay you.
ThatGuyYouKnow

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« Reply #150 on: 11-21-2011 14:14 »

Bender: Hey, that's MY penis!
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #151 on: 11-21-2011 14:47 »

Bender: That fell off Fry you say.........
Tachyon

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« Reply #152 on: 11-21-2011 16:40 »


Hattie: Here, you dropped this in the hall.

Bender: What? A portable energizer for jacking on?  Uh, that's not mine, I've never seen it before.  Maybe it belongs to Fry.

NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #153 on: 11-21-2011 17:13 »

Hattie: Here, the Professor dropped off this portable smell-o-scope thingamajigger.
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #154 on: 11-21-2011 21:01 »
« Last Edit on: 11-22-2011 00:30 »

Bender: Look, lady, I don't go around shoving pointy things in your face.  I mean I would, but the cops are on to me.

{e: alternative: "Last time I stuck my pointy thing on someone's lips, I got jail time." }
That's more the gist I was going for.
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

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« Reply #155 on: 11-21-2011 21:17 »
« Last Edit on: 11-21-2011 21:19 »

Look, you young whatdjacallit, robot, this kajigger here is the reason why I didn't bother to marry a sixth time.  
El-Man

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« Reply #156 on: 11-21-2011 21:43 »

Hattie: I'll just put this kajigger in that kajigger over there...

Bender:
Lady, you've officially worn out your catchphrase!
DannyJC13

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« Reply #157 on: 11-21-2011 22:13 »

Hattie: Your penis was real, hm? Then why did I find this on my bedroom floor whatchamacallit, last night, after you left? Looks a little like your... Hm, I dunno? PENIS!

Bender: Lies! Lies and slander!
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #158 on: 11-21-2011 23:41 »

Hattie: : And you'll never guess where this wachdjacallit...kajigger has already been....
Bender (screaming): GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!!! GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!!!
Fnord
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« Reply #159 on: 11-22-2011 07:25 »

Hattie: And for First Prize for Best Bending of an Unbendable Girder during 3011, I present this ... um, award ... which looks like ... hmmm ... a combination of the Eiffel Tower and the Space Needle ... which is supposed to represent ... oh, hell, all I know its that's it's a kajigger!
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