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fantafob

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« on: 09-11-2011 20:44 »

If I was a 'moderate spender', what would I get for my money?  cool
coffeeBot

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #1 on: 09-11-2011 21:00 »

A computer virus?
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

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« Reply #2 on: 09-11-2011 22:19 »

Electro Gonorrhea, the noisy killer.
Rush

Bending Unit
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« Reply #3 on: 09-12-2011 00:34 »
« Last Edit on: 09-12-2011 00:36 »

Snu-snu!
jeepdavetj

Starship Captain
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« Reply #4 on: 09-12-2011 00:49 »

Think Shop-Vac.
Tachyon

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« Reply #5 on: 09-12-2011 02:06 »


Whatever you do, don't get a lap dance!

Nibblonian Leader

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« Reply #6 on: 09-12-2011 02:18 »

Think Shop-Vac.

Agreed.
Tofu_Lion

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« Reply #7 on: 09-12-2011 09:54 »
« Last Edit on: 09-12-2011 09:57 »

I recommend bringing a can of WD-40 and going in through the back door.
Edit: Is there a back door? I'm guessing hookerbots are modified to accomodate humans.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #8 on: 09-12-2011 14:28 »

Given that machines can have any number of I/O ports I suspect that classifications like "back door" are pretty meaningless.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Tofu_Lion

Starship Captain
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« Reply #9 on: 09-12-2011 18:42 »

But if one of those ports is specifically designated as the back door, and the hookerbot has some kind of shame/self-respect program built in, and you make her look you in the eye during...that would be a very meaningful port...Ahh, I think I just disgusted myself...
fantafob

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #10 on: 09-12-2011 18:58 »

I think you've been thinking about this a little too much!!!
DannyJC13

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« Reply #11 on: 09-12-2011 21:54 »

I imagine you insert your 25 cents, then you go left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor...
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