What services does a Hooker Bot offer to man and machine?

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If I was a 'moderate spender', what would I get for my money? 

[Reply #1 on:]

A computer virus?

[Reply #2 on:]

Electro Gonorrhea, the noisy killer.

[Reply #3 on:]

Snu-snu!

[Reply #4 on:]

Think Shop-Vac.

[Reply #5 on:]

Whatever you do, don't get a lap dance!

[Reply #6 on:]

Think Shop-Vac.

Agreed.

[Reply #7 on:]

I recommend bringing a can of WD-40 and going in through the back door.
Edit: Is there a back door? I'm guessing hookerbots are modified to accomodate humans.

[Reply #8 on:]

Given that machines can have any number of I/O ports I suspect that classifications like "back door" are pretty meaningless.

[Reply #9 on:]

But if one of those ports is specifically designated as the back door, and the hookerbot has some kind of shame/self-respect program built in, and you make her look you in the eye during...that would be a very meaningful port...Ahh, I think I just disgusted myself...

[Reply #10 on:]

I think you've been thinking about this a little too much!!!

[Reply #11 on:]

I imagine you insert your 25 cents, then you go left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor...