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plex

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« on: 12-11-2000 20:26 »

What do you prefer?

may the slurm be with you

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« Reply #1 on: 12-11-2000 21:19 »

 
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Originally posted by plex:
What do you prefer?


hmmm that is a good question...

Slurms was great and I hope he really isn't dead  frown  but Duff is cool too so I don't know.  I guess Slurms.
They both are good examples of annoying ad mascots... I'm also a Capital City goof ball fan.

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« Reply #2 on: 12-11-2000 22:17 »

>What do you prefer?

Hmm. Beer or worm-discharge... Gee, what a tough decision.
Actually, I think Slurm's probably supposed to taste something like Mountain Dew. Which I hate. That syrupy crap gives me dry heaves every time I so much as smell it, and I can't believe Queen sold them the rights to their top song for eighty food stamps and a case of Night Train. So yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Duff on this one.
plex

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« Reply #3 on: 12-11-2000 22:47 »

 
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Originally posted by Willy Pete:
Hmm. Beer or worm-discharge... Gee, what a tough decision.
Actually, I think Slurm's probably supposed to taste something like Mountain Dew. Which I hate. That syrupy crap gives me dry heaves every time I so much as smell it, and I can't believe Queen sold them the rights to their top song for eighty food stamps and a case of Night Train. So yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Duff on this one.

Well, I never heard of or saw a Duff in year 3000. So I wonder whether it is still produced. Or is Slurm really the definite drink of the future? Although I am sure Bender would be a good consumer of Duff smile.

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« Reply #4 on: 12-11-2000 23:39 »

They have LoBrau in the future. Which is good, because a future without beer is no future at all.

plex

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« Reply #5 on: 12-12-2000 14:13 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
They have LoBrau in the future.

Where have you seen that? And how does it taste? smile

 
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Which is good, because a future without beer is no future at all.

Not sure if I should agree smile.

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« Reply #6 on: 12-12-2000 14:31 »

It's got to be duff  big grin Even though Slurm does look quite nice  confused


No...
I think it's Duff. My mate prefers Duff!
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« Reply #7 on: 12-12-2000 19:59 »

Really tough decision! Highly addictive potion that comes from a behind of digusting monster or American beer...

Can I have a water please? =;-)))
(that would be Duff, right?)

Ainoth
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« Reply #8 on: 12-12-2000 20:46 »

Actually Duff was made in Austrailia but was banned cos the Simpsons owned the copy right to that name.
You can still buy a can of Duff for about $5000.
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« Reply #9 on: 12-12-2000 22:03 »

Wow, is that true? shit, my crappy country has a history, who knew?! Anyway, forgetting the fact that Slurm is Worm shit, it still looks like it tastes nice. I mean if no-one in the future can actually tell that it does come from a giant queen worms ass, then it must be okay right?
plex

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« Reply #10 on: 12-12-2000 23:36 »

 
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Originally posted by hangman3k:
Wow, is that true? shit, my crappy country has a history, who knew?! Anyway, forgetting the fact that Slurm is Worm shit, it still looks like it tastes nice. I mean if no-one in the future can actually tell that it does come from a giant queen worms ass, then it must be okay right?

Do we really know the true source of Cola & Co.? smile

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« Reply #11 on: 12-13-2000 06:25 »

*Twilight Zone Music*

Hey, look at that weird mirror....
Poonaniman

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« Reply #12 on: 12-13-2000 10:51 »

Do you think Slurm is just the worm's way of getting their own back for Mezcal?


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« Reply #13 on: 12-17-2000 04:50 »

I would say they are about the same for me, but I'm not old enought to drink alcohol.

 
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                                Hmm. Beer or worm-discharge... Gee, what a tough
                                decision.
                                Actually, I think Slurm's probably supposed to taste
                                something like Mountain Dew. Which I hate. That syrupy
                                crap gives me dry heaves every time I so much as smell
                                it, and I can't believe Queen sold them the rights to their
                                top song for eighty food stamps and a case of Night
                                Train. So yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Duff on this
                                one.

I would think that it was some new original flavor, instead of the old lemon lime one.  There are so many of them and Slurm is so popular.  It would be quite a coincidence if the anal discharge of a worm-slug thingy tasted like mountain dew.  Or maybe...Oh good god!
 
plex

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« Reply #14 on: 12-17-2000 05:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
Or maybe...Oh good god!

smile)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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« Reply #15 on: 12-17-2000 14:27 »

 
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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
I would say they are about the same for me, but I'm not old enought to drink alcohol.
 

You are never too young to start drinking.
I think the whole over 21 thing is a complete joke.
I'm not american so correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it possible to buy a gun if you have a driving licence and can't you get a driving licence at 16.
So American kids are allowed to buy guns five years before they can drink, that just makes no sense to me.
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« Reply #16 on: 12-17-2000 17:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Futurama Feedbag:
You are never too young to start drinking.
I think the whole over 21 thing is a complete joke.
I'm not american so correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it possible to buy a gun if you have a driving licence and can't you get a driving licence at 16.
So American kids are allowed to buy guns five years before they can drink, that just makes no sense to me.

Yeah, well, most of us Americans don't get that either. Unfortunately, things aren't likely to change with Shrubya in the White House for the next four years.

plex

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« Reply #17 on: 12-17-2000 17:58 »

 
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Originally posted by Futurama Feedbag:
You are never too young to start drinking.
I think the whole over 21 thing is a complete joke.
I'm not american so correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it possible to buy a gun if you have a driving licence and can't you get a driving licence at 16.
So American kids are allowed to buy guns five years before they can drink, that just makes no sense to me.

Yep, its ridiculous.

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« Reply #18 on: 12-17-2000 17:58 »

>You are never too young to start drinking.
>I think the whole over 21 thing is a
>complete joke.
>I'm not american so correct me if I'm
>wrong, but isn't it possible to buy a gun
>if you have a driving licence and can't you
>get a driving licence at 16.
>So American kids are allowed to buy guns
>five years before they can drink, that just
>makes no sense to me.

No, you can't buy a gun at 16. Not a handgun, anyway. You can be GIVEN a gun as a gift practically any time, of course. I got my first .22 rifle for my fifteenth birthday, and a few years later traded my lawnmower and bike for a Garand and a Colt M1911. Personally, I'd never dream of actually buying a gun; far too much paperwork involved.
Still, getting a weapon before you can drink does make a great deal of sense. If you're giving your kid his very first gun, then you want him to be sober while he learns to operate it, right? Drunk shooters really should be dealt with the same way as drunk drivers.
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« Reply #19 on: 12-17-2000 18:57 »

Actually I would prefer them to be drunk cos there is a better chance they might miss if they were aiming at me.

[This message has been edited by Futurama Feedbag (edited December 17, 2000).]
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« Reply #20 on: 12-18-2000 02:03 »

fistly: what does  smile))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) mean?.

Please don't kill me if I say this, but I'm 13 and I think alcohol tastes bad when I can just have a soda instead.
Kryten

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« Reply #21 on: 12-18-2000 02:12 »

When you get older, you'll understand.

Bovinatron

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« Reply #22 on: 12-18-2000 02:28 »

Hey Kryten, your post was just the 1000 of General discussion.

1001 baby!!!
Kryten

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« Reply #23 on: 12-18-2000 21:46 »

Whoah... I made history. Cool.

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« Reply #24 on: 12-21-2000 11:59 »

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Kryten

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« Reply #25 on: 12-21-2000 22:15 »

Uh huh... and this is less pointless than you writing "happy" some 200-odd times?

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« Reply #26 on: 12-22-2000 03:14 »

I didn't count all the posts.  I looked at the PEEL homepage wich said there were 1000 posts. (I was actually aiming for 1000)  So I looked at the latest topic, and the latest reply, you big poopy head!  Yah you heard my.  Your a big fat poopy head!
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« Reply #27 on: 12-25-2000 07:06 »

 
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So American kids are allowed to buy guns five years before they can drink, that just makes no sense to me.[/B]

Keep in mind that a kid who gets rejected when he walks into a store with a $20 trying to get alcohol probably won't be rejected when he walks into the same store with a .38....

All minors, please disregard that last paragraph.

Anyway, most of these things depend on the state, county, and city. But in most places, you have to be 18 to buy a firearm. So it's only three years....

But your dad can give you a gun at any age; he can't give you a drink (in public) until you're 21.

Here are typical ages for different things in most of America:

buying alcohol: 21
selling alcohol: 18
attending a strip club: 21
performing in a strip club: 18
buying hardcore porn: 18
performing in hardcore porn: 18
buying firearms: 18
buying cigarettes: 18
signing a binding contract: 18
signing up for the Armed Forces ROTC: 17
driving a car: 16-18
marrying with parental consent: 13-16
suing for emancipation: 13-16
being "tried as an adult" for a capital crime: 12-15

But things really aren't quite as unfair as they sound. If you're a 13-year-old on death row, you might be happy to know that you can get a glass of wine with your last meal even though you're underage. 17-year-olds in the Army will be happy to know that in the Officers Clubs at overseas bases, they only have to wait until 18 to drink. And 14-year-old brides can legally have their husband get them alcohol (even though you can't give a drink to a 20-year-old son or daughter in many states, you can always give alcohol to your spouse).
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« Reply #28 on: 12-25-2000 16:28 »

Oh WOW! so if I'm about to die I can have the thrill of drinking wine in my last meal? YES! I'm gonna go blow up a bus or something.  Man why didn't somebody tell me this earlier?!
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« Reply #29 on: 12-26-2000 02:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
Oh WOW! so if I'm about to die I can have the thrill of drinking wine in my last meal? YES! I'm gonna go blow up a bus or something.  Man why didn't somebody tell me this earlier?!

Great, now I'll probably get arrested for inspiring a crime spree. Just like Charlie Manson. This sucks. Especially because I'll have to write some really bad folk songs if I'm going to be Charlie. And move to Simi Valley. Ewwww!


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« Reply #30 on: 12-27-2000 05:04 »

it's a question of that slurm queen versus duffman. hey, what are those duffs that resemble "dwarfs" n have names called? later

~futurefreak  tongue
Kryten

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« Reply #31 on: 12-27-2000 06:13 »

There's Tipsy... Queasy... Surly... Remorseful... and three others who didn't get named.

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« Reply #32 on: 12-27-2000 18:58 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
There's Tipsy... Queasy... Surly... Remorseful... and three others who didn't get named.



thanx kryten. does the whole bunch of them have an alltogether name (ie the three stooges)? ciao

~futurefreak  tongue
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« Reply #33 on: 12-28-2000 03:13 »

Yep... The Seven Duffs.

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« Reply #34 on: 12-28-2000 03:55 »

oh yeah. that makes sense. thanx. later

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« Reply #35 on: 07-23-2003 12:33 »

Topic: Slurm vs. Duff

Uhm ...
Alcohol or something from the behind of a worm? Good question.
What about Slurm Light? Maybe that's made from just water and some aromatic things that taste like Slurm, but aren't from ... you know.
Margarita

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« Reply #36 on: 07-23-2003 13:34 »

wow OLD thread. i 'unno what to say 'cause i 'unno how slurm tastes.
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« Reply #37 on: 07-23-2003 13:35 »

It's gotta be Slurm for me  smile
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« Reply #38 on: 07-23-2003 13:42 »
« Last Edit on: 07-23-2003 13:42 »

Slurm for me.  After all,
It's Highly Addictive!
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« Reply #39 on: 07-23-2003 14:56 »

Isn't Slurm suppose to be warm? even though it's kept in the refridgerator?  I remember them saying that in the Slurm factory...
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