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pumpkinpie

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« on: 09-01-2011 05:41 »

This new thread is about products in futurama, what are your favorites? What would you actually buy? Post below!
spira

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« Reply #1 on: 09-01-2011 05:56 »

We have a whole section about merchandise, maybe you'd like to pop over there and discuss products?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #2 on: 09-01-2011 06:02 »

We have a whole section about merchandise, maybe you'd like to pop over there and discuss products?

That's for merchandise that exists now. I think this is meant to be about products within the show that we'd buy if they existed. As such, that would belong here.



I'd probably buy Slurm. People seem to enjoy it, and an addiction produces endorphins as a reward when it is fed, making it a happy-building thing.

I'd also be wanting a Robot 1-X.

I think I'd quite like a Beta Romeo if I was car shopping.

An electric snail would be awesome.

Finally, I'd buy the Farnsworth Teleporter so's I could blast annoying people and have them re-appear elsewhere, away from me.

There's quite a few things I'd buy, really. I just don't think I'd be stupid enough to purchase a pack of Lightspeed Brand briefs. I'd probably want to make my own undergarments from the skins of my enemies anyhow. Assuming you're allowed to do that in the future. Nothing says "satisfaction" like the face of somebody who pissed you off being turned into a pair of socks so you can literally tread on the bastard every day.
pumpkinpie

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« Reply #3 on: 09-01-2011 06:08 »



That's for merchandise that exists now. I think this is meant to be about products within the show that we'd buy if they existed. As such, that would belong here.



Thanks, thats exactly what I ment, and nice choices!
Tofu_Lion

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« Reply #4 on: 09-01-2011 06:44 »

Scooty Puff Sr: The Doom-Bringer
Eye-Phone
Holophoner
Miracle Cream
lilkitten29

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« Reply #5 on: 09-01-2011 06:48 »

That self microwavable Bavarian cream dog.
pumpkinpie

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« Reply #6 on: 09-01-2011 07:01 »

I'd want the all purpose spray. It seems so...useful
DannyJC13

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« Reply #7 on: 09-01-2011 12:02 »

I swear there is a thread just like this... confused

Anyway, I'd buy everything. Too many awesome devices and inventions to name and use. I would like the eyePhone, but it'd be painful to install. frown
Tofu_Lion

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« Reply #8 on: 09-01-2011 18:11 »
« Last Edit on: 09-01-2011 18:17 »

Hey ya, there's the recently-resuscitated "coolest invention" thread. But in THIS thread you have to be willing to BUY the things lol. Either way, it's Scooty Puff Sr. all the way! And what gives, nobody else wants to try some Miracle Cream??
futurefreak

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« Reply #9 on: 09-01-2011 18:30 »

Slurm DOES exist...and it's awesome! I don't taste worm butt at all!

I'd like to buy vanishing cream, heh heh.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #10 on: 09-01-2011 18:57 »

Slurm DOES exist...and it's awesome! I don't taste worm butt at all!

Send me a can! tongue I never got to try any. frown
fantafob

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« Reply #11 on: 09-01-2011 19:25 »

I wonder what Glagnar's Human Rinds taste like. I'd try those
DannyJC13

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« Reply #12 on: 09-01-2011 19:27 »

I would eat at Fishy Joe's every week. It makes me hungry when I watch TPWP or the beginning of FATEM.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #13 on: 09-01-2011 19:37 »

I'd love to own a Lucy Liu bot. flirt
futurefreak

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« Reply #14 on: 09-01-2011 20:56 »

Slurm DOES exist...and it's awesome! I don't taste worm butt at all!

Send me a can! tongue I never got to try any. frown
If you've had any of those show drinks, like Romulan Ale or Quagmire's Cherry Pop, they all pretty much taste similar with subtle differences. They taste like...SUGAR! Hahaha. I call it liquid candy big grin
pumpkinpie

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« Reply #15 on: 09-01-2011 21:31 »
« Last Edit on: 09-01-2011 21:33 »

And what gives, nobody else wants to try some Miracle Cream??

Haha, I'd totally try Miracle Cream
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

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« Reply #16 on: 09-02-2011 05:39 »

Having those mugs that fix themselves when they fall apart would be awesome.   I was devastated when I dropped my powerpuff girls mug.  And the mug my friend got me for Christmas.  And when one of my flatmates smashed my Jack Skellington mug.

Hmm.  I seem to end up breaking all my favorite mugs.  So yes.
pumpkinpie

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« Reply #17 on: 09-02-2011 05:41 »

Hey, no love for All Purpose Spray? Come on.....
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« Reply #18 on: 09-02-2011 07:17 »

First and foremost - Bachelor Chow. Now with Flavor. It encompasses everything a bachelor needs. I have literally called foods that have almost no prep time "Bachelor Chow". Example - Uncle Ben's flavored rice pouches. You rip a lil hole in the bag, microwave it for a minute, grab a fork, and BAM, you're fed. This is a real market that seriously needs attention.
David A

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« Reply #19 on: 09-02-2011 07:31 »

Here's a similar thread.

If you've had any of those show drinks, like Romulan Ale or Quagmire's Cherry Pop, they all pretty much taste similar with subtle differences.

Years ago, a friend of mine made his own Romulan Ale.  It was just apple juice and ginger ale with some blue food coloring, but he put it in a wine bottle and even printed up a fancy looking label for it.  It was pretty neat.  Then he took it to a Christmas party and neglected to tell any of the other guests that it was non-alcoholic.
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« Reply #20 on: 09-02-2011 08:46 »

I swear if they ever start remaking Slurm I'm going to try a can of the stuff... unless it overloads your system like Monster or Rockstar. I'd rather not puke my guts out over a can of pop.

Leeeeeeeet's see... I wouldn't mind having a bending unit. You know, for bending my enemies wherever they pop up. I'd love to see the look on their face as they received a nice ninety degree angle in their spine. Er, I mean, I LOVE all humans! I'd also enjoy some of Flim Flam's Miracle Cream and I would REALLY enjoy having a finglonger. I'm often too damn lazy to get out of my seat to flip on/off a light switch/fan switch unless it involves my middle finger...
Tofu_Lion

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« Reply #21 on: 09-03-2011 10:01 »

The chunky chicken coffee machine at PE always makes me thirsty.
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« Reply #22 on: 09-12-2011 04:40 »

First and foremost - Bachelor Chow. Now with Flavor. It encompasses everything a bachelor needs. I have literally called foods that have almost no prep time "Bachelor Chow". Example - Uncle Ben's flavored rice pouches. You rip a lil hole in the bag, microwave it for a minute, grab a fork, and BAM, you're fed. This is a real market that seriously needs attention.

You could add to the discussion regarding what Bachelor Chow tastes like over in this thread.

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