Greatest One-Time Quote from Futurama Ever

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So, what's the greatest one-time quote from Futurama ever?  No catchphrases - it must have been said only one time.  I'll share mine a little later =)

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"Windmills do not work that way! GOOD NIGHT."

That was the first thing I thought of. I will probably revise my answer later. xD

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I'm probably going to change my mind a thousand times, but:

"Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa."

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"How Hermies Requisitioned His Groove Back"

Hermes: "I'm going to JUMP!"

Bender: "Do a flip!"

Bender's line is one of the funniest lines in Futurama. Even after seeing that episode countless times, it still makes me bust out laughing.

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Two responses. First, see my avatar.
Second, just because I just heard it and laughed, "One time was funny, but every week for 10 years? Not as funny."

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Tough call, but this is what came to mind-
"I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"

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Would this work in the moments that make you laugh for no good reason thread? Or, if you want to venture into Human Resource Department,  the most quotable quote thread, or the threads for the individual characters such as Fry, Leela, Bender, and more if you go for a light rummaging of the subforum.

Then there's also the favorite dark joke. There's a hell of a lot of joke/quote threads around.


And I could use an older quote, but I'll contribute Bender's "The very thought!" from Law and Oracle.

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"You vile racist!!!"

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"I am the man with no name ... Zapp Brannigan at your service!"

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Zapp Brannigan: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate...

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'Once again we meet at last!' - Zapp Brannigan

Not my all time favourite, not even one of my favourites, but yeah...

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I believe Zoidberg and Brannigan have the best lines in the series, with Bender trailing close behind. But, Bender's lines become more funny because Di Magio, or, whomever his voice-actor, is absolutely fantastic. As far as absolute one-liners from a no-name goes, would have to be in "Roswell That Ends Well:"
"One devilled egg. The same devilled egg."

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Hot crackers! I take exception to that.

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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

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Good one, jeepdavetj. That whole episode still makes me laugh like crazy.

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"Whimmy wham wham wozzle!!!"

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Leela: I am going to remind Fry of his humanity in a way only a woman can.

Professor: You're going to do his laundry?


That one makes me laugh every time.


I hope I got the quote exact.  The words might be slightly different but the gist is 100% accurate...I'm just too lazy/tired to verify.


EDIT: I thought Nibs created this thread...until I looked.  There's one for your book about thinking who you are talking to by looking at their avatars Randi.

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Not one of my all-time favorites, but from "Benderama":

The Professor: In a matter of hours there will be no more fresh water on Earth!
Bender: Oh, no! What will I mix with my scotch?

And also, from TDHAIP:
Robot Devil: You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

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HedonismBot: Everywhere I looked, there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck!

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"Just slow it down, I'll shoot Hitler out the window."

That my friends is the best line ever.

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"How Hermies Requisitioned His Groove Back"

Hermes: "I'm going to JUMP!"

Bender: "Do a flip!"

Bender's line is one of the funniest lines in Futurama. Even after seeing that episode countless times, it still makes me bust out laughing.

^^This.

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Look, could chocolate please let me finish?

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"Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? YO!"

That "YO" kills me every time! I use it quite often IRL.

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I just love in "Hell is Other Robots" after Bender has converted to Robotology and he holds a dinner for everyone, when he goes up to Fry, gives him a hug and says "Fry... You're my friend!". The delivery on that line never fails to make me laugh. Hell is other Robots is such a fantastic episode.

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There are a lot of vids on YouTube of Bender-A and Bender-1 saying 'DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEDDD' in unison, I guess a lot of people liked that.

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"Remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and your in." -Zapp Brannigan
By the way, this is my first post here

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Welcome to PEEL, UnrealLegend.

• Bender: Oh, this is awful. Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me. I do my best, damnit!
  
  
• Michelle: Fry, why must you analyse everything with your relentless logic?
  
  
• Zoidberg: As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporised into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!

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Welcome to PEEL, UnrealLegend.

Why, thank you very much
Here's another good one:
*Amy is crying*
Bender: What's her problem, did someone die or something?
Leela: Kif's dead Bender.
Bender: NAILED IT! 

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Amy Wong: Ahh, don't blame yourself, Bender.
Bender: I don't blame myself. I blame all of you!
Amy Wong: Us? How could you possibly blame us?
Bender: It ain't easy. It just proves how great I am.

this quote is the epitome of why bender is great.

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"Getting the brain out was easy. The hard part was getting the brain out! Buahahahahhahahah!" - A professor Farnsworth.

I don't know if that's word for word actually, sorry. I think I'll add another one that has stuck with me simply because of the audio commentary, this one should be pretty accurate:

"Gracias" - Latin lawyer John effing Zoidberg

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Fry - "YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU! YOU BASTARD!"

and

Zoidberg - "My name isn't Slick, it's Zoidberg. JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG!"

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"Small girl steal green kissy man!  We kill her now?"

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"Small girl steal green kissy man!  We kill her now?"

I love that line...

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Reminds me of Thog from the Order of the Stick. He'd be right at home on Amazonia.

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  STOP
TALKING

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The Amazonians are all fantastic, though that line is far and away my favorite for that episode.  I also like...  

"How Tunk look?"
"Tunk look good!  Me fat."
"No, YOU look good!  Tunk fat."

I also forgot one of my favorite quotes comes from Linda:
"Haha you fell!  Hi!  Today some bad things happened.  There was a train wreck in New Jersey?  Wanna see?  Some people are going to be late, but the big boss governor lady said I'M SENDING IN MORE TRAINS!"

Oh and Hermaphrobot rarely speaks, but each one of his few lines instantly became some of my favorites.

"Damn chica, a few more uploads, and I'll be more lady then you can handle!  Why you so stupid, stupid?"

And "Can I get an amen?" "I'll take a three men.  Hola!"

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Narrator: "Meanwhile in Universe A, Hermes A heads towards the Sun...A!"

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Farnsworth A: Nonsense! I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that!

Farnsworth 1: Wha?

Farnsworth A: You heard me!

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Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

Linda: It's a T. It goes "tuh".

Morbo: Hello little man! I WILL DESTROY YOU!

(Long time lurker here, this is my first post )

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Amy-1: Which one did they go into?
Farnsworth: Oh, let's all ask each other! That'll help solve this problem!