I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

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Rosebud reference. Awesome.

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Leela: Bender, that's the stupidest idea you ever had!

Bender: Shut up baby, I know it!

[Reply #642 on:]

Only if you're a geezer, I guess.

Jesus dude... Citizen Kane.
It's one of the most famous movie references of all time. Up there with "Play it again, Sam", "Go ahead, make my day", and "I'll be back".

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Leela: Well, if my nipples weren't purple before.........

[Reply #644 on:]

Considering how Citizen Kane has been parodied and referenced in literally hundreds of other movies and TV shows over the decades, I can't see how anyone could not know the ending of that film by now.

Yeah, even Matt Groening himself parodied it, in His Other Show That Is Not To Be Named Here.

Here's the framegrab, btw:

[Reply #645 on:]

The Simpsons?

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And -for achievement in the educational field, bringing a movie classic to young people's attention- the award goes to:
NastyInThePasty

[Reply #647 on:]

Go Nasty, Go Nasty, Go Nasty...

[Reply #648 on:]

Voice of Hedonismbot : "Room for one more?"

[Reply #649 on:]

Fry forced all the energy from his boner up to his neck to keep it upright while he slept.

[Reply #650 on:]

After all their penises fell off, Amy, Fry, and Leela slept together in total bliss in a makeshift hammock under calm skies.

[Reply #651 on:]

Since coming out, Fry got much more attention from Amy and Leela as their gay best friend.

[Reply #652 on:]

Ladies and gentlemen, an in-depth look into the wet dream of a polygamist shipper.

[Reply #653 on:]

After all their penises fell off, Amy, Fry, and Leela slept together in total bliss in a makeshift hammock under calm skies.

For once, it kind of makes sense.

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 Fry started wondering why Amy and Leela needed to wear tops..

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Fry: Dear Diary, Jackpot!

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Fry started wondering why Amy and Leela needed to wear tops..

That one's great

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Fry: beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepb eepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbe epbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbee pbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepb eepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep

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The Simpsons?

Sh! Those words are forbidden!

As for the screengrab:

Fry (Overdub): Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought these letters were real, until I heard my two attractive female co-workers arguing over who had the better body. ...

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Bender paused as he took in the view of serenity and harmony. Waiting until just the right moment when he knew the lack of circulation in Fry's arms and legs would make them totally numb before he tossed the little fellow in and yelled "Hammock Snake!"

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 Fry: For what I am about to receive…

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 Fry: For what I am about to receive…

.....I am the dealer. I'll give you everything you need.

[Reply #662 on:]

2 GIRLS 1 DOOFUS

[Reply #663 on:]

Fry: Well, I'm sleeping with Leela and Amy. On the down side, they have no boobs and I have no wang. Why the fuck am I smiling?

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[Off-camera]: Okay, that's quite enough, thank you! Unfortunately, I just don't think you three are American Apparel model material.

[Off-camera, second voice]: We are, however, looking for extras for "Space Freaks Gotta Have It." It'll be on Cinemax.

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Haha I like the first one.  It does remind me of an American Apparel model.

Well if the free of them had angry rashes on their thighs, random patches of unshaved hair on their legs and arms, glazed dead eyes and they all looked like they'd just finished sharing needles.

(Yes I am saying that most American Apparel models look like malnourished junkies with "artsy" lapses in personal grooming.)

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SpaceGoldFish, I was shameless pandering to the boys on this thread, since sexual innuendo seems to score you points in this game, and I want to win, damnit. (I can definitely see the difference in humor styles between what ladies like you, spira and I post, versus the men's captions.)

"This our comedy club. Humor here funny in different way."
"It no reinforce stereotypes."
"It based on character and real situations, not random zaniness."

(And I'll finish that for you, any wise guy, which there are an abundance of on PEEL! "Translation: boring.")

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SpaceMan wins.

[Reply #668 on:]

Honorable Mention to SpaceMaN.

[Reply #669 on:]

You read it, you can't un-read it!

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You read it, you can't un-read it!

I could pound your head till you think that's what happened.

Getting back to the framegrab:

Bender: Hi! I'm a robot working his way through college, and am selling a product which is unique. Yep! I guarantee that you don't have anything like it! And it's very affordable, sir, only 20 wing-wangs. You see, we take your name and sew you a white robe with grey trim, and a wonderful grey sash, and we stitch your name on it in red! Bet you never saw ... er ... um ... I'll be going now ...

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Calculon: Okay, so you're not Bender, Boiler, Blanker, Bonder, Banger, OR Blender... so who are you?

Bender: I'm... uh.... ummm.... Bouncer! Yeah! I keep annoying fans away!

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Bender: Hello, good sir. I'm from the robo-church of robo-Christ of latter-day robo-saints...

Calculon: The robo-Mormons?

Bender: That's right.

Calculon: Well then, my friend, you can just robo-fuck right off.

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Bender: Eh, Calculon why do you need a bathrobe? You're always naked.

Calculon: Some things can't be explained!

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Bender: Oooo, oooo, can I stroke your antenna...?

Calculon: For the ninth time today, NO...!

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Bender: Please do hire me, for I got this...UNHOLY STALKING TALENT!

[Reply #676 on:]

Bender was about to reveal his love to Calculon. How will Calculon react? You will know if you'll watch All My Circuits!

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The winner is coldangel, for actually making me laugh out loud.

Honorable Mention™ to SpaceMaN.

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Everybody just loves the word "fuck".

[Reply #679 on:]

These Anthology of Interest fan parodies are getting out of hand.