I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

[Reply #400 on:]

Professor Farnsworth My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Get out of my yard, you stupid boys!

[Reply #401 on:]

Fry: Professor, when I said I wanted to get "hella pink," this isn't what I meant.

[Reply #402 on:]

Professor: Dammit Fry, I told you to not drink Strawberry Milkshake and Masturbate at the same time near my Shark tank!

[Reply #403 on:]

You're a fucked-up kid. I'm tempted to email that to your mother and see what she thinks.

[Reply #404 on:]

You don't know her E-Mail address...

[Reply #405 on:]

You don't know her E-Mail address...

I can get it easily enough. Although, it would be even easier to look up your phone number, and give her a call. That's one of the wonderful things about the internet. Everything is available to those who know where to look, and you've got an enormous internet footprint, Danny.

[Reply #406 on:]

............True.

[Reply #407 on:]

Farnsworth: Curse you, Zoidberg! I just take my prunes and you go and fill up the septic tank!

[Reply #408 on:]

Professor: Got your nose, Fry! Now, I'm going to throw it into the Bottomless Pink Sea, where you'll never find it again!

[Reply #409 on:]

Fry: Hey, did everything just taste pink for a second?

[Reply #410 on:]

Professor: [incanting]
  Bone of the father, unknowingly given,
     you will renew your son.
  Flesh of the servant, willingly given,
     you will revive your master.
  Blood if the enemy, forcibly taken,
     you will resurrect your foe.

Fry: Um, who did you say was coming to dinner again?

[Reply #411 on:]

Strawberry Milkshake Alien: My penis fell off.

[Reply #412 on:]

Gotta go with Spacegoldfish. The rest of you should have tried harder.

[Reply #413 on:]

I was distracted by the financial crisis and the London riots.

[Reply #414 on:]

   The rest of you should have tried harder.

What do I look like? A guy who's not lazy?

[Reply #415 on:]

Gotta go with Spacegoldfish. The rest of you should have tried harder.

No honourable mention to hobbitboy? His made me laugh quite hard. But yeah, SpaceGoldfish deserves the win for this one. Now where is she? We need a new grab!

[Reply #416 on:]

I didn't get Hobbitboy's so, no honorable mention for you! Yours would've actually been second TNUK.

[Reply #417 on:]

I don't like Harry Potter at all, but I enjoyed the reference.

Anyway the PE crew are cheering for no raison!  Oh wait, they do have a raison, you just need come up with it.  Hop to it, ignorant pigs!

[Reply #418 on:]

WOO!! THANKS FOR ETCHING YOUR NAME ONTO OUR FLOOR, MATT GROENING!

[Reply #419 on:]

Professor: [off-screen] Invisible barbells and dumbbells all around!

[Reply #420 on:]

Fry Yahoo! The Professor's agreed to start wearing pants again!

[Reply #421 on:]

Zoidberg doing his John McCain impression.

[Reply #422 on:]

Everyone: WE'RE BACK!

Hermes: And by chance we're stood in size order, this would make a great promotional picutre if we were a TV show or something!

Amy: But Zoidberg is slightly taller than me...

*Everyone glares at Zoidberg*

Bender: You just have to ruin everything don't you!

[Reply #423 on:]

Professor:PEEEE-YEW!! All of you put your arms down already! You all smell  terrible!!!!
Zoidberg:*thinking* Heh heh heh...little does he know that it is I who reeks of this wonderful smell!

[Reply #424 on:]

Leela: You and the Professor HAD to sell Planet Express to the Japanese, didn't you, Hermes?

Hermes: Shut up, woman! How was I to know they'd make company exercise mandatory?

[Reply #425 on:]

Zoidberg: Wooo!! This Roller Coaster App on our Eyephones is great!

[Reply #426 on:]

The crew needed work on their choreography for the Village People's 31st Century hit "H.M.C.A."

[Reply #427 on:]

Casey Kasem's Head (Offscreen): And our new number one hit, "I Do Believe We're Naked'', by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces "My Broken Friend'', whose video is shown here, and which plunges all the way down to number 97.

[Reply #428 on:]

Little does the crew know of the new fireplace behind them, specifically requested by Zapp Brannigan. Equipped with a camera, it allows for the best view possible.

[Reply #429 on:]

Everybody: [chanting] Boom-boom akka-lakka-lakka boom. Boom-boom akka-lakka boom-boom!

Fry: [aside] Sheesh, the things we do just to get the Professor's stupid Stegosaurus to take some exercise.

[Reply #430 on:]

Everybody was happy that Hermes got fired from PE, apart from Hermes who was moderately happy.

Eh, screw this.

[Reply #431 on:]

I declare Whatawut the winner.  Wut, wut.  

You win a year's supply of Dark Matter, a Tribble skin coat, and the promise of a kiss.  Oh and the right to supply the picture for the next round o course.

[Reply #432 on:]

We're waiting... You don't keep nerdlingers waiting.

[Reply #433 on:]

It's been two days ... I say we move on with ...

[Reply #434 on:]

Professor: Oh, my! They are real. And your ankles too?  <wistful sigh>  With so many young women getting  implants and what not these days it's refreshing to see someone who still has all her own joints. Yes, refreshing and arousing.

[Reply #435 on:]

Redhead: Smell my finger...?

Professor: Oh my, yes...!

[Reply #436 on:]

Everyone's expressions showed that they were all trying to hide a boner. Even Candy's nose had one.

[Reply #437 on:]

The Fourth Doctor contemplates Candy as a new assistant, with Professor Farnsworth's help.

[Reply #438 on:]

Professor: Oh my!  Your thumb tastes delicious! And it smells like a summer's day!
Candy: Please stop that.

[Reply #439 on:]

Professor: See?  The replacement arm screws on just like this.  Now, get back to work!