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SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

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« Reply #320 on: 07-22-2011 01:33 »

Professor: Yes, well you can bite my peachy, curvaceous ass.

Oh no he did not!
defdev1

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« Reply #321 on: 07-22-2011 09:31 »

Bender: " Yo Professor, what are those guys over at Peel doing?

Professor: "Whaaat?, Nevermind that! have you seen my neck?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #322 on: 07-22-2011 12:55 »


   


Professor: See this button, Bender? This button causes my latest doomsday device to destroy all organic life-forms. [Giggles insanely]
Bender: Neat! [Presses said button]
Professor: [Not noticing] No, wait. Not organic life-forms, the other kind.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Fnord
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« Reply #323 on: 07-23-2011 07:25 »

Professor: Yes, well you can bite my peachy, curvaceous ass.

Oh no he did not!

Uh, huh, he did!
Xanfor

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« Reply #324 on: 07-23-2011 16:47 »

SpaceMaN wins. I can hear Bender and the Professor singing now.

And. They. Will. Not. Shut. Up!
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #325 on: 07-24-2011 04:03 »

I'll drink to that!

And you can caption it!

'History is written by the people who write it.' ~winna
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #326 on: 07-24-2011 04:27 »

In Leelas Thoughts    * Why is Homer A) Blonde, B) Young C) Here when he was a character from a TV show during the Stupid Ages and D) turning me on.*
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

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« Reply #327 on: 07-24-2011 04:34 »

"I got my results back.  Snookie didn't give me genital warts!"  
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #328 on: 07-24-2011 04:58 »

Human Bender: Mmmmmm, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer....... ...........
Fnord
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« Reply #329 on: 07-24-2011 06:28 »

One of these three characters will be dead by the end of tonight's episode ... Can you guess which one?
TheMadCapper

Fluffy
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« Reply #330 on: 07-24-2011 06:37 »

Bender: Beer goggles? Is that when I pour beer into my own eyes?

Leela: Actually, it's

Bender: Shut up, I'm already doing it!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #331 on: 07-24-2011 14:47 »

Bender: If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.
Fry: [to Leela] Perhaps the Professor can retune him, he seems to be picking up someone else.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Beanoz4

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« Reply #332 on: 07-24-2011 20:21 »

Bender: Alright who ever can do this the longest gets to sleep with me I'm feeling kinda curious
Fry: Goodluck on trying to beat me Leela
Nibblonian Leader

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« Reply #333 on: 07-24-2011 20:33 »

Three things Homer Simpson has never done:
Time Travel
Somehow become younger during said time travel
and sleep with an alien.

One of these will never happen.


I actually have no idea where I'm going with this one.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #334 on: 07-24-2011 22:08 »

Three things Homer Simpson has never done:
Time Travel

Wrong. Watch 'Treehouse of Horror V'.
El-Man

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« Reply #335 on: 07-25-2011 01:18 »

Bender: Being human is great! I can sit here and drink all night!

Fry: Don't forget to hit the bathroom once in a while.

Bender: The what? Oh, is that why my socks sound squishy?
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #336 on: 07-25-2011 17:17 »
« Last Edit on: 07-25-2011 17:19 »

Gotta go with El-Man.  Don't know why everyone made it a Homer Simpson thing.

Honorable Mention to
Fnord
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« Reply #337 on: 07-25-2011 22:49 »

I didn't make it a "Homer Simpson thing". A rip-off of the "red shirts" in Star Trek, yes ...
Aki

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« Reply #338 on: 07-26-2011 13:21 »

Wrong. Watch 'Treehouse of Horror V'.

Since when is Treehouse of Horror canon?
DannyJC13

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« Reply #339 on: 07-26-2011 14:45 »

Since when is Treehouse of Horror canon?

Nibbs didn't say it had to be canon, he just meant in general.
El-Man

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« Reply #340 on: 07-26-2011 15:29 »

Haven't had time to do any grabs, so let's try this instead.

DannyJC13

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« Reply #341 on: 07-26-2011 15:33 »

Amy: Hey Leela, remember when we fell on top of each other and our tongues 'accidently' went into each other's mouths and we made out?

Leela: You bet I do, baby.

Fry: *Thinking* Must... Hide... Boner!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #342 on: 07-26-2011 16:07 »

Amy: Mr director, if you're going to make us shoot this scene in such close proximity to miss Sweaty Boot-rash here, I'm going to insist on renegotiating my contract.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Xanfor

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« Reply #343 on: 07-26-2011 16:13 »

Leela: You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.

Fry: You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.

Amy: She's not bad. She's just drawn that way.

Fry: You're one to talk.
winna

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« Reply #344 on: 07-26-2011 16:16 »

Fry:  Oh no!  I think one of my testicles is missing!

Amy: What smells like sweaty boot rash?

Leela: Awww yeahhh!
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #345 on: 07-26-2011 17:56 »

The Zapp/Leela sex tape got really weird when Kif entered the scene.
Fnord
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« Reply #346 on: 07-26-2011 23:12 »
« Last Edit on: 07-26-2011 23:13 »

Here, we have an excellent example of the difference between empathy and sympathy ... A woman (in the middle) empathizes when she says, "That space-boot to the groin must have hurt"; the man (to the left) is completely paralyzed when this happens. This is also a good example of schadenfreude, which is what the woman on the right is feeling.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #347 on: 07-27-2011 04:51 »

Amy: Hey Leela, remember when Fry and I used to date? Did he ever do that weird thing with you where he --

Fry: [thinking] God, this is like some terrible nightmare...so why isn't there an ad for Lightspeed Briefs?
DannyJC13

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« Reply #348 on: 07-27-2011 11:11 »

I thought ads only appeared in dreams, not nightmares... confused
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #349 on: 07-27-2011 11:36 »

Amy: Why is everyone taking everything so literally?  Don't they know it's reality television?
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #350 on: 07-28-2011 12:17 »

Amy:  Hey Leela, my penis is sore.

Fry: ...
Aki

Professor
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« Reply #351 on: 07-28-2011 20:23 »

I thought ads only appeared in dreams, not nightmares... confused

A nightmare is a type of dream.
Beanoz4

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« Reply #352 on: 07-29-2011 00:28 »
« Last Edit on: 07-29-2011 13:25 »

Amy: Alright Leela you win
Leela: Told you I knew how long he would make that face for
DannyJC13

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« Reply #353 on: 07-29-2011 12:37 »

Leela: Told you I knew how long her would make that face for

....... Wat.
winna

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« Reply #354 on: 07-29-2011 13:22 »

Beanoz4 is probably not a native english speaker, and he/she probably just made the mistake of using the object form for 'she' as 'her'.

Simplify: change the word her in that sentence to she.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #355 on: 07-29-2011 13:22 »

I see...
Beanoz4

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« Reply #356 on: 07-29-2011 13:27 »
« Last Edit on: 07-29-2011 13:31 »

No I am Scottish, I'm male and it was a typo
DannyJC13

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« Reply #357 on: 07-29-2011 13:28 »

I believe there are two 't's in Scottish. laff
Beanoz4

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« Reply #358 on: 07-29-2011 13:32 »
« Last Edit on: 07-29-2011 13:34 »

Are you happy now?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #359 on: 07-29-2011 14:10 »


 No, he's still DannyJC13laff

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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