I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

[Reply #160 on:]

This was tough, but I'm declaring Aki the winner. Runners up were i_c_weiner and hobbitboy.

You're a fake account!  Mine was the best, even in motivational format!  Fuck you!

It's weiner, everyone.....

[Reply #161 on:]

Really? I rock, that's my second win out of three tries. 75 % success rate!

Okay, I'll go with the theme of my previous framegrab, season 6 episodes.

Norwegian Seed Guard: And this... this is the stone I passed last summer.

[Reply #162 on:]

...and the winner is...

Professor Farnsworth tried unsuccessfully to hide his outrage that the Norwegians had beaten him to perfecting that holy grail of mad science, the miniature pine-scented hedgehog.

...with special mention to...

Leela: Now that's one big cat turd.

[Reply #163 on:]

Leela was ready to fire her laser the minute that the two scientists stopped working on the solution to her sweaty boot rash and began making out.

[Reply #164 on:]

*cue horror music*

Leela: Time to kill the old people while their senility is still active!

The zombies old people had taken over the Planet Express, and killed many of the survivors.  This may have been Turanga's last chance to take the offense whilst the zombies old people who craved human flesh were caught off guard.

[Reply #165 on:]

Professor Freaksworth: So, my dick fell off.

Docter Wernstrum: That must be awful, I guess.

Captain Turanga: I must be resolute in putting the old bastard out of his misery.

[Reply #166 on:]

Farnsworth: My dick fell off.

Wernstrum: My dick fell off.

Leela: My dick fell off.

[Reply #167 on:]

Leela: Hold still, or I will make sure your dicks fall off!

Farnsworth: Oh, I'm holding it alright.

Leela: Oh, lord.

[Reply #168 on:]

Farnsworth: I have perfected a device that will determine if, infact, your dick has fallen off. Leela, would you bring it over here?

Leela: But this is a ray gu...........here ya go.

[Reply #169 on:]

Leela: You two are going to reenact 'Two girls one cup', if you like it or not!

[Reply #170 on:]

Leela: You two are going to reenact 'Two girls one cup', if you like it or not!

I haven't even seen it, yet I still have sick images in my mind.

[Reply #171 on:]

Farnsworth: Oh, just ignore her. Because she's a mutant, her 'time of the month' actually happens twice a month...

[Reply #172 on:]

Wernstrum: She's just irritated her dick fell off.

[Reply #173 on:]

Farnsworth: My dick fell off.

Wernstrum: My dick fell off.

Leela: My dick fell off.

THIS gets the auto win.

[Reply #174 on:]

Leela: Ever since Fry and I hooked up, this series has lost its unresolved sexual tension. I have brought you both here to solve this problem. Begin staring at each other wistfully!

[Reply #175 on:]

Wow. That was a short contest. Xanfor wins, since I don't think any other entries are going to make me laugh hard enough to scare the cat.

[Reply #176 on:]

You know that he's about to say something wise and profound.

[Reply #177 on:]

Zapp: Wait. This... this isn't the chair.

[Reply #178 on:]

Zapp: Kif old friend, you make a second-class lieutenant, but a first-class cushion.

[Reply #179 on:]

Here we see Admiral Brannigan practicing heroic poses in his private bathroom. Form like this has allowed him to win the DOOP 'sexiest Captain's knees' competition four years straight.

[Reply #180 on:]

Zaphod:  Those aren't MUSKETS!


Fire the muskets!

[Reply #181 on:]

Zapp: Wait... what happened, where are they? Kif, it seems the cat and very seductive mouse game begins! Catch them!
Kif: Prepare ship for light speed.
Zapp: No, light speed's too slow.
Kif: [sigh] Prepare ship for ludicrous speed.
Zapp: No, ludicrous speed is too slow! We're gonna have to go right to... Brannigan's speed.
Kif: Sir, the ship's never gone that fast before...
Zapp: What's the matter, Lieutenant Kroker? Amphibious? [chuckles to self at horrible joke]
Kif: Prepare the ship... prepare the ship for [sigh] Brannigan's speed. 10... 9... 8... 7...
Zapp: 654321 Brannigan's speed... GO!!!
[from Planet Express Ship]
Bender: [crazily screaming] Whoahoawhoa! What the hell was that?
Leela: The Nimbus...
Fry: Dip... they've gone velour!

[Reply #182 on:]

Zapp: Kif, it's time to play Tic-Tac-Toe.

Kif: [Sigh] * Kif walks over to Zapp

Zapp:I dropped several of my Tic Tacs in my boot...I can feel them between my toes.

Kif: Well maybe next time you shouldn't take candy from a baby.

Zapp: That baby was fat and he knew it!

[Reply #183 on:]

Zapp (in his thoughts) : Have to fart...............not sure which way to lean................we have a.......................conum drum.............

[Reply #184 on:]

Zapp You may have bested me this time, Donkey Kong, but I WILL get Princess Daisy one day!

[Reply #185 on:]

Tom Servo: Why did they put the toilet in the middle of the room...?

[Reply #186 on:]

Even Kiff found it hard to believe that Zapp had actually fallen for his virtual Wii idea.

[Reply #187 on:]

Kif (off-screen): Sir, the beautiful young maiden has escaped out grasp!
Zapp: Damn, I was so close to getting some.

Screw this, I won't succeed in winning anyway.  

[Reply #188 on:]

*In very arrogant fashion, Zapp Brannigan leans forward to reveal important information.*

Zapp: My dick..... fell.... off.

[Reply #189 on:]

Winna, are you going to keep repeating that until it becomes chuckle-worthy?

[Reply #190 on:]

Winna, are you going to keep repeating that until it becomes chuckle-worthy?

It's like the time he spammed the hell out of that Rebecca Black - Friday in Hell video...

[Reply #191 on:]

...and the winner is...

Wow. That was a short contest. Xanfor wins, since I don't think any other entries are going to make me laugh hard enough to scare the cat.

Waitaminute! I didn't have a chance at EITHER of these ... Isn't there a rule that says that 24 hours without a post have to pass before a judgment?

Winna, are you going to keep repeating that until it becomes chuckle-worthy?

Zapp: Pull my finger, Kif.

Okay, that's not really my entry ... here goes:

Zapp: (voiceover) I had two brilliant ideas today ... One: to replace the captain's chair with a toilet, and two: to not wear underwear. That was one scary battle.

[Reply #192 on:]

Waitaminute! I didn't have a chance at EITHER of these ... Isn't there a rule that says that 24 hours without a post have to pass before a judgment?

No, the rule has always been that if 24 hours pass without an entry being made or winner being declared, or a declared winner posting a new grab then it's a free-for-all. Anybody can post a new grab.

Lrn2PEEL plz.

[Reply #193 on:]

Zapper: This invisible penis is fantastic!

[Reply #194 on:]

This round goes to i_c_weiner, with Nibblonian Leader coming in a close second.

Honorable Mention to...

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...winna, for a tired line that only made me chuckle because I was not expecting it.

[Reply #195 on:]

I liked the Star Trek reference better.... but this message board seems to be inhabited with squares.

[Reply #196 on:]

Honourable Mention to winna? BLASPHEMY!

[Reply #197 on:]

There's no u in that.  Yo started it, yo shold know.

[Reply #198 on:]

Waitaminute! I didn't have a chance at EITHER of these ... Isn't there a rule that says that 24 hours without a post have to pass before a judgment?

No, the rule has always been that if 24 hours pass without an entry being made or winner being declared, or a declared winner posting a new grab then it's a free-for-all. Anybody can post a new grab.

Lrn2PEEL plz.

That's one of the rules ... There are others.

Lrn2PEEL.

[Reply #199 on:]

Let me find a framegrab here...