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hobbitboy

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« Reply #720 on: 05-25-2011 15:24 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2011 15:28 »


   


Most attempts in the 30th century to rediscover the lost art of ventriloquy were spectacularly unsuccessful.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #721 on: 05-25-2011 22:20 »

Auctioneer: For the last time *Insert Name of Skeleton*, Skeletons can't be pole dancers! Now get off the stage!

*Insert Name of Skeleton* drooped down slowly, his hopes and dreams crushed...
hobbitboy

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« Reply #722 on: 05-26-2011 13:14 »


  laff

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NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #723 on: 05-26-2011 18:12 »

SpaceMan takes it.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #724 on: 05-26-2011 19:51 »

Damn! That was (IMO) my best caption yet! frown
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #725 on: 05-26-2011 23:30 »

Coo. I'll probably call it tomorrow morning or afternoon, since I'm going out of town this weekend.

i_c_weiner

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« Reply #726 on: 05-27-2011 05:21 »

Kif: Sir, how am I supposed to use any of these? This one is just a picture of you in a funny red hat!
Zapp Use that one and you're gold! Go ahead and read the caption, Kif.
Kif: [sigh] Nobody expects the Vel--
Zapp: Nobody expects the Velour Fog! [kicks back, proud of himself]
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #727 on: 05-27-2011 05:29 »

Zapp: Here, Kif, have a steaming plate of my own fecal matter!
El-Man

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« Reply #728 on: 05-27-2011 06:43 »

Zapp: I'll take some more grated cheese, Kif, and some hot cyclops alien love.

Kif: *sigh*, I'll shut one eye, sir...
hobbitboy

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« Reply #729 on: 05-27-2011 13:13 »

Zapp: I'll have what she's having.

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futz
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« Reply #730 on: 05-27-2011 13:29 »

Zapp: Kif, don't block my view of my woman stirring her drink.

Kif: (Sigh) It's just her spoon in her Tang sir.

Zapp: Her what Lieutenant?

Kif: Her - !!! - Aaaoouhmhp, I'm not going to say it.

Zapp: You just don't understand my sense of humor Kif.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #731 on: 05-27-2011 14:25 »
« Last Edit on: 05-27-2011 14:26 »

Zapp:  Little more pepper on there......

Kiff (sighs):  I hate being the pepper boy.

Zapp:  It's either this, or you can be the Cigars Cigarettes girl.

Kiff:  I guess this...
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #732 on: 05-28-2011 12:13 »

i_c_weiner is the winner.


Honorable Mention to SpaceMaN.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #733 on: 05-28-2011 13:04 »

Huzzah! Bitches ain't shit!

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« Reply #734 on: 05-28-2011 14:03 »

MG: And now Mr. Cohen will show us his award winning Goldfish impression! Complete with water!
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #735 on: 05-28-2011 14:07 »

David X. Cohen: For the last time...I did not direct 'Fargo'!
Xanfor

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« Reply #736 on: 05-28-2011 16:01 »

Futurama presents: Al Gore's Timed Hidden Picture Game! How many incandescent bulbs can you find in this picture before the Earth is destroyed by global warming?
futz
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« Reply #737 on: 05-28-2011 18:20 »

Although personal preference varied, by 3011 the "Sign My Boobs" autograph session had become an all-day ComiCon event and a big hit with panelists.
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« Reply #738 on: 05-28-2011 18:55 »
« Last Edit on: 05-28-2011 22:06 »

Matt Groening And now, I proudly announce to you, the 589th season premier of the Simpsons! In Telepathic-vison!

Wow, still sucks.
Smarty

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« Reply #739 on: 05-28-2011 18:58 »

After 36 hours of Cohen holding a high A# in falsetto, Matt Groening had learned how to sleep with his eyes open, and Patric Verrone had devised a murder involving an ax, monkeys, and a bounce house.
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« Reply #740 on: 05-28-2011 20:54 »
« Last Edit on: 05-28-2011 20:55 »

Fox Executive: "... and so we've barged our way into this Comic Con panel to tell you that you've been cancelled."

Cohen: "What?  You're cancelling the show again?  But you just uncancelled us!  And we work for Comedy Central!"

Fox Executive: "No, Mr. Cohen.  We're not cancelling the show.  Every time we do, it somehow comes back again.  So this time, we're cancelling you."  
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« Reply #741 on: 05-29-2011 01:02 »

Cohen: Noooooooooooooooobody knowssssssssss the trouble I've seen, Nooooooooooooooobody knowssssssssss my sorry.......
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« Reply #742 on: 05-29-2011 01:44 »

David X. Cohen: Before we start, will the man dressed as Zapp Brannigan please stop bothering all the Turanga Leela cosplayers?
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« Reply #743 on: 05-29-2011 02:40 »
« Last Edit on: 05-30-2011 20:36 »

Cohen: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh......Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?















hobbitboy

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« Reply #744 on: 05-29-2011 14:45 »


 David X. Cohen: Cromulent? Never heard of it. I don't even think its a real word.

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CommanderZapp

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« Reply #745 on: 05-29-2011 15:20 »

David X. Cohen: I once caught a fish THIS big, but I'll have to demonstrate it with my mouth since my hands are not with me.

Yet again, it's bad.
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #746 on: 05-30-2011 17:17 »

MG: You say sab-a-tage, I say sab-o-toge.
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« Reply #747 on: 05-30-2011 23:12 »

David C. Cohen: Hey to you guys down there does it look like i'm sucking on a robot penis?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #748 on: 05-31-2011 13:18 »

[Alternative]

David X. Cohen: You want the title of the next framegrab thread to be what?!?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #749 on: 05-31-2011 13:48 »

Hm, this is a tough one. I'll go with El-Man on this one, with honorable mention to hobbitboy and futz.
El-Man

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« Reply #750 on: 05-31-2011 16:13 »

Huzzah.

Well, page 19. Time for a new topic.

Mods of PEEL, please locketh this thread.
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