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CommanderZapp

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« Reply #640 on: 05-09-2011 23:26 »

I like XD...  frown
We all do.

XD
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #641 on: 05-10-2011 03:46 »

It's not as good as HD.
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #642 on: 05-10-2011 08:00 »

Anyone seen hobbitboy?
The "rule" is impending.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #643 on: 05-10-2011 13:52 »
« Last Edit on: 05-10-2011 14:32 »

Yep, I'm sure I saw him around here somewhere. Hang on a mo and I'll see if I can get him. In the meantime check this out:-


Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Nibblonian Leader

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« Reply #644 on: 05-10-2011 14:37 »

Fry: Madonna?
DannyJC13

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« Reply #645 on: 05-10-2011 17:09 »

It's not as good as HD.

True.

I'll post my caption later after I've sat staring at the frame grab for 10 minutes trying to think of something good. smile
futz
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« Reply #646 on: 05-10-2011 18:25 »

Hermes: Good God of Kingston town. He attached his wiener to his forehead!

Dr. Zoidberg: And removed his nose he did! I don't want to know where he put it.

Prof.: It's surprising more efficient this way.

Fry: It's horrible!

Bender: I'm scared!

Amy: But it's strangely mesmerizing though. Right Leela?

Leela: Huh?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #647 on: 05-10-2011 18:52 »

Professor:  Good news, everyone!

Leela:  What is it?

Professor:  I just converted into scientology!  And now you all will too!

Everyone:  NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Bender:  Oh, no!  He'll get Tom Cruise's head to hypnotise us!

Hermes:  Everyone fun!

Amy:  I don't want to read Dynanetics!

Zoidberg:  I don't want my state of mind to be clear!   
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #648 on: 05-11-2011 05:18 »

Professor Farnsworth: "Whoever wins this contest to see who can hold their mouth slightly open the longest will inherit my company."
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #649 on: 05-11-2011 06:19 »

Professor: Good news, everybody, I finally painted some pupils on my glasses!
Fnord
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« Reply #650 on: 05-11-2011 10:29 »

Farnsworth: I've summoned you all to the parlor, so you can watch while I gradually solve the crime. One of the people in this room ... HAS STOLEN MY SANDWICH! (sfx: Scary chord)
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #651 on: 05-11-2011 21:17 »

Prof: Well, I am in my.........wait. This is just my lab coat. Oh dear, I forgot pants again.
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #652 on: 05-11-2011 21:27 »

Farnsworth: Hello there.
Everyone: Umm...
Farnsworth: Also, Fry. Could you accompany me to the lab for an "examination"?
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #653 on: 05-11-2011 22:26 »

Ever since the Professor got his "piercing" he was always finding excuses to show it off, his latest being pants free fridays.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #654 on: 05-13-2011 11:57 »


*  SpaceMaN  *

is the winner this time.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #655 on: 05-13-2011 13:05 »

El-Man

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« Reply #656 on: 05-13-2011 14:32 »

The Professor and Hermes' comedy routine pretty much killed the party.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #657 on: 05-13-2011 17:55 »

Professor: Good news, everyone! I have perfected my new strain of invisible corn-on-the-cob! My assistant Hermes will demonstrate...
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #658 on: 05-13-2011 18:46 »

Professor:  Good news, everyone!

Hermes:  We're going to play pin the tail on the donkey!

Kids:  AWWWWWW.....

Professor:  It's either that or Spin the Bottle...

Hermes:  Or seven minutes in heaven!

Kids:  NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
DannyJC13

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« Reply #659 on: 05-13-2011 20:25 »
« Last Edit on: 05-13-2011 20:26 »

The Professor was dissapointed with Hermes poor description about the length of his...


The children stood in shock and fear.

Damn, why are most of my captions filled with sexual content or toilet humour? roll eyes
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #660 on: 05-13-2011 22:21 »
« Last Edit on: 05-13-2011 22:22 »

Damn, why are most of my captions filled with sexual content or toilet humour? roll eyes
Goddamnit Danny, grow up.  wink
DannyJC13

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« Reply #661 on: 05-13-2011 22:24 »

I don't wanna! cry
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #662 on: 05-13-2011 22:46 »

The Professor: I'm glad you all loved my arsenic-laced cake.
Hermes: Arsenic?! Why did you poison the kids?!
The Professor: It's the only to find out which is a Time Lord!
Nibblonian Leader

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« Reply #663 on: 05-14-2011 01:47 »

I_c_weiner wins. Right there.
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #664 on: 05-14-2011 02:30 »

I don't wanna! cry
Nah, you should stay the same way for another 5 years. wink

Fnord
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« Reply #665 on: 05-14-2011 11:40 »

I_c_weiner wins. Right there.

Really? I guess I don't need to try too hard on this one then.

Professor: Now, you'll all stay in suspended animation until someone tells me who stole the barbells.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #666 on: 05-14-2011 12:04 »

Hermes: No food?! But I got the munchies! This invisible yard-long will only sate my appetite so much.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #667 on: 05-14-2011 15:26 »


Hermes: You heard the professor, put your hands in the air like you just don't care, NOW!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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« Reply #668 on: 05-14-2011 15:52 »

The Professor: I'm glad you all loved my arsenic-laced cake.
Hermes: Arsenic?! Why did you poison the kids?!
The Professor: It's the only to find out which is a Time Lord!

Arsenic would kill the kids and leave the Time Lord, but aspirin would kill the Time Lord and leave the kids.
Nibblonian Leader

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« Reply #669 on: 05-14-2011 16:28 »

The Professor and Hermes Comedy Hour wasn't as big a sucess as they hoped
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #670 on: 05-14-2011 18:34 »

Jerked Prunes, you never know when their gonna get ya.
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #671 on: 05-14-2011 19:05 »

Honorable Mentions aside, NastyInThePasty wins.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #672 on: 05-15-2011 04:51 »

YES!

CommanderZapp

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« Reply #673 on: 05-15-2011 04:56 »

Umm... I don't really have anything for this one.
scififry

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« Reply #674 on: 05-15-2011 05:41 »

Baby crocodile lying on its mum.
Louiswuenator

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« Reply #675 on: 05-15-2011 05:41 »

Farnsworth:  And now on the monitor you can all see the keys move through my lower intestine in real time.  Isn't it marvelous?

Everyone else:  Uh huh.
El-Man

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« Reply #676 on: 05-15-2011 09:26 »

Leela: See, I told you he swallowed them!

Fry:
Wow, they're cleaner, too!

Zoidberg:
Friends, can you sew my colon back together now?

Professor:
Oh, very well. Someone pass me the duct tape.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #677 on: 05-15-2011 10:44 »

Professor: Hey! Isn't that my…

Leela: I'm sorry Professor, but after Fry lost the original key-ring the only suitable replacement that I could find was on your bed-side table.

Professor: But if that's my Prince Albert there, then what am I wearing right now?

Bender: You don't want to know, Professor.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #678 on: 05-15-2011 16:01 »

In the future, the symbols for male and female are a bit more ambiguous.
jeepdavetj

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« Reply #679 on: 05-15-2011 22:00 »

The keys for Toyotas are getting weirder and weirder.
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