I am Bender, please insert caption! (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #40 on:]

Brain:  Give me your tongue!

[Reply #41 on:]

El -man we're over the 72 rule! go pick the winner already

[Reply #42 on:]

As far as I understand it, the rule is 72 hours since the last caption post, but I sort of doubt we'll be getting many more.

And the winner is... SoylentOrange!

HM's to Frisco & Tachyon.

[Reply #43 on:]

Post it!  Post it, post it, post it!

[Reply #44 on:]

Doh  hehe sorry didn't remember that thougt it were from the pic post time

[Reply #45 on:]

As far as I understand it, the rule is 72 hours since the last caption post, but I sort of doubt we'll be getting many more.

And the winner is... SoylentOrange!

HM's to Frisco & Tachyon.

Congratulations SoylentOrange.

[Reply #46 on:]

As far as I understand it, the rule is 72 hours since the last caption post, but I sort of doubt we'll be getting many more.

And the winner is... SoylentOrange!

HM's to Frisco & Tachyon.

Congratulations SoylentOrange.

Congratulations from this "Commander" as well.

- "Kif, do you approve of this message?"
- "Ugh, You decide it yourself."
- "Well... Consider it posted."

[Reply #47 on:]

We're past the 24 hour rule; someone post a framegrab.

[Reply #48 on:]

Ugh, fine I guess I'll do it.

[Reply #49 on:]

Zapp: The briefcase is filled with what was referred to in the 20th Century as "money".

Nixon: And they never put my face on any of it, arooooo!

[Reply #50 on:]

As far as I understand it, the rule is 72 hours since the last caption post, but I sort of doubt we'll be getting many more.

And the winner is... SoylentOrange!

HM's to Frisco & Tachyon.

bah, sorry I dropped the ball on that one.  PEEL has been down so much I haven't been able to check the thread.

[Reply #51 on:]

Folder on the disk saying* WANTED IDIOT in a red jacket!
Bender There you go! One big ass idiot! with a red jacket. and no pants!

nixon This is not the one I talked about Aroooooooo!

Bender Well he look's like an idiot too me.

nixon Hmm true true. .YOU THERE lizzard man!

kif Its kif si....

nixon I dont care. give the robot his money.

bah, sorry I dropped the ball on that one.  PEEL has been down so much I haven't been able to check the thread.

true true dam internet

[Reply #52 on:]

Introducing:  The League of Bendstrodiary Gentlemen!   

[Reply #53 on:]

Kif: This is only four thousand dollars, sir. The going rate for Richard Nixon's head is seven thousand.
Bender: Absolutely no way! For that amount I can get two Roosevelts!
Kif: That is my final offer.
Zapp: Give the robot a break, Kif! Have you no sense of honor and decency? I never thought I'd see the day when someone as fanatically principled as you would stand in the way of buying and selling politicians.
Bender: Tell you what, in addition to the four grand, I'll throw in Warren Harding. Deal?
Kif: Five thousand, then I'll consider it.
Zapp: Grover Cleveland as well.
Kif: In the immortal words of Calvin Coolidge: "No."
Zapp: Come on, we'd be letting him go at half his value!
Kif: It doesn't work that way, sir.

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Nixon's Head:  Braaannnigan!  Why is your green sissy paying off the robot?  He only posted naked pics of him on his website, for god's sakes...
Zapp:  Mr. President, I stand before you today, witness to the fact that "CRIME DOES PAY".
Bender:  Keep going, Sigmond; the more you pay, the faster the pics come down...

[Reply #55 on:]

Zapp: "That cure for syphilis is worth every penny, Mr. President."

[Reply #56 on:]

In this latest episode of The Simpsons, Homer and Bart stumble upon a humiliating secret of Mr. Burns', who directs Smithers to pay them off for their silence. Huh? What do you mean, wrong show? Aw, it's all Groening's stuff, who gives a shit?

[Reply #57 on:]

Zapp Brannigan announces the completion of his latest mission: obtaining the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. The contents, however, weren't as special as originally suspected.

[Reply #58 on:]

Zapp: Mr. President, I think we're worth a bonus for bringing your laundered money in such a stylish bag.

[Reply #59 on:]

Do I still win, even though my graphic framegrab could be to blame for the collapse of PEEL?

[Reply #60 on:]

An honorary mention to SpaceMan is an honorary mention to the PEELocalypse!

[Reply #61 on:]

Yea just post a new pic spaceman

[Reply #62 on:]

Allright, I'll put a different one, but the other one will show up again, someday.

[Reply #63 on:]

Dammit! I thought I had a pretty good chance with the old picture. And my mind is blank for the new picture.

[Reply #64 on:]

I'll give you an honorable mention.

or is that just reserved for me now?

[Reply #65 on:]

Nixon gets off watching Leela jerk off Bender.

[Reply #66 on:]

fry out of the pic: Place your bet now!. nixen Vs bender. hu will be the winner. place your bet's now! and let's get ready to rumble!

[Reply #67 on:]

Leela's new job as a Ring Chick for the Severed Head Fighting League was really starting to annoy her.

[Reply #68 on:]

Leela: Guys, guys! Remember the old saying: A head in the clouds is worth two on the ground… or something like that. Anyway, shut up abd let me think.

[Reply #69 on:]

Meanwhile, in the room below, people were wondering why a headless robot and a naked Richard Nixon body were hanging from the ceiling.

[Reply #70 on:]

Leela: If you guys keep this up, I'm not takin' any of you to Disneyland.

[Reply #71 on:]

Leela:  It's true what they say; robot heads are from Omicron Persei 2, human heads are from Omicron Persei 3...

[Reply #72 on:]

Fnord wins.


Honorable mention to ShepherdofShark and SpaceMaN.

[Reply #73 on:]

I'll give you an honorable mention.

or is that just reserved for me now?

You can honourably mention anyone you like (and I appreciate it) but failing to mention you almost feels like breaking the rules now.

[Reply #74 on:]

Hahahaha rules. 

Good luck with that.

[Reply #75 on:]

Fnord wins.

Nudity does it again ... Let's hear it for nudity!

And the next framegrab (I hope it hasn't been used before):

[Reply #76 on:]

None of the PEEL employees looked forward to the annual delousing day, except perhaps for Hermes whose Jamaican ancestry rendered him immune to lice, apparently.

[Reply #77 on:]

Ini Kamoze-Hot Stepper playing

[Reply #78 on:]

Hermes: Hey, mon, where's Bender gone?

Fry: The music store. Where else would he be after you said steel drums?

[Reply #79 on:]

Planet Express' annual nude office party starts well until it's realised that Bender had sold all their clothes on eBay.