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KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #280 on: 03-08-2011 18:35 »

Wernstrom:  What is this?  A senior equivalent of Chippendales?

Farnsworth:  Indeed!  And I'm like Chris Farley on SNL! 
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #281 on: 03-08-2011 18:48 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2011 18:51 »



Professor Wernstrom has really gotten tired of Professor Farnsworth's attempts to beat him in everything. So when it came to stripteasing, He let Farnsworth win by walkover.
El-Man

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« Reply #282 on: 03-08-2011 21:51 »

Wernstrom wasn't worried about Farnsworth's red suspenders, even with the attempted Mexican Wave. His own combination lab coat and hat would surely win him the 'Best Dressed Scientist' award.
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #283 on: 03-08-2011 23:00 »

Luckily the professor didn't drive that day and get caught in his thong.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #284 on: 03-09-2011 04:58 »

PROFESSOR: My whities are no longer quite so tighty.
Free Hot Meal

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« Reply #285 on: 03-09-2011 06:45 »

2nd placed is shared by NastyInThePasty, Free Hot Meal & SpaceMaN.

So close....


The forced mating was not to be carried out how the Professor had envisioned.
Professor: Dr. Wernstrom, are you ready?
Fnord
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« Reply #286 on: 03-09-2011 07:48 »

McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to play strip poker.

(I know ... That's a geezer alert. It's still a good caption, though.) ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes )
hobbitboy

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« Reply #287 on: 03-09-2011 10:39 »

Farnsworth attempts to gain admission to the Ancient & Venerable Order of Jedi-atrics by demonstrating his mastery of the Force Push.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #288 on: 03-09-2011 10:58 »

Farnsworth: Accio lab coat!
futz
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« Reply #289 on: 03-09-2011 11:55 »

Prof. Wernstrom: Pfft! You just threw it! The rules of empirical magic are quite clear. It has to actually disappear.
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #290 on: 03-10-2011 08:16 »

Have we got some kind of rule to get out of this pickle?
soylentOrange

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« Reply #291 on: 03-10-2011 14:59 »

gotta go with Futz  big grin
futz
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« Reply #292 on: 03-10-2011 16:04 »



NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #293 on: 03-10-2011 16:21 »

Zoidberg: Staring contest, GO...!

[Bender stares at him for a moment, then extends his eyes so they poke Zoidberg in the face.]
ilovebender.com

Professor
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« Reply #294 on: 03-10-2011 16:35 »

Oh my god, you can cut the sexual tension with a knife!
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #295 on: 03-10-2011 18:06 »
« Last Edit on: 03-10-2011 22:04 »

Amy isn't as disgusted with this homosexual interracial schmooching session as one would imagine.
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #296 on: 03-11-2011 03:51 »

Bender: Use your peripherals!

Zoidberg: My wha?

Bender: Peripherals!  I'm not lookin' at you.  Nuh-uh.  I'm lookin' at the Chinese Martian girl with the fine ass.

Zoidberg: Really.  Wow. Ok.

Bender: Now you try one.

Zoidberg: Ok, in the corner, I see, it's some sort of, I think it's a tree.  A ficus.

Bender: If you're trying to make a joke right now, it's not even funny.
El-Man

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« Reply #297 on: 03-11-2011 06:11 »

Zoidberg made it his mission to find out who farted.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #298 on: 03-11-2011 11:45 »

Bender: [to Amy] And that's when I discovered that I didn't need no crappy old tube of miracle cream to be able to command the loyalty of sea creatures. Once I had figured out how to reverse-engineer some of the subroutines from that obedience virus I got a while back it was a cinch. Hey! Do you want to see if it'll work on mammals too?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Tachyon

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« Reply #299 on: 03-11-2011 16:58 »

[Previous frame]

Amy: Spleesh, I haven't had any hot threesome action for ages!

totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #300 on: 03-11-2011 17:06 »

Unsure as to protocol amongst organic life forms, Bender's initial reaction to Zoidberg's foul odour gland was one of polite interest.
Fnord
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« Reply #301 on: 03-12-2011 05:46 »

Zoidberg: Okay, let's see ... 'Human beings: two eyes' ... 'Human mutants: one eye' ... 'Robuts: two eyes' ... 'Human Martians: ...
futz
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« Reply #302 on: 03-13-2011 05:56 »

CommanderZapp wins.
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #303 on: 03-13-2011 14:03 »

Huzzah. I won waay to many times for such a short period.

But anyhoo, here we've got a frame:

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #304 on: 03-13-2011 19:51 »

Bender's all-fiber diet finally kicks in.
Red Shirt

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« Reply #305 on: 03-13-2011 20:36 »

Congratulations, it's a misdemeanor!
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #306 on: 03-14-2011 00:49 »

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x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #307 on: 03-14-2011 01:07 »

hahaha, good one, tnuk, that one has to win
El-Man

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« Reply #308 on: 03-14-2011 05:11 »

Bender got a part-time job as Stealo, The Robot Who Thought He Could Get Away With Stealing. But the Security chumps never checked his chest cabinet when they 'arrested' him. Heh heh heh...
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #309 on: 03-14-2011 06:43 »

Bender: Does this make my butt look big?
Fnord
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« Reply #310 on: 03-14-2011 07:25 »

Bender: Aaaagh! My water's breaking!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #311 on: 03-14-2011 11:02 »

Here we see the master kleptomaniac at work. Notice how his acting skills and the deft deployment of his props draws attention away from the fact that what he is actually stealing is the sweater.

Note to self: Remember to enquire of the master kleptomaniac why a robot actually needs a sweater!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Xanfor

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« Reply #312 on: 03-14-2011 14:56 »

"Help!" pleaded the eyes of Bender's golden counterpart, as the thieving bending unit made to hide the visor beneath his sweater once more, along with the other boxes, cans, a hammer, a tube of fluid and a post-modern bandalore he had stolen. His desperate look gave way to despair, however, as the lights of the store disappeared from his vision and the mutterings of the other customers died down to nothing.

As though they hadn't seen anything at all.
ilovebender.com

Professor
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« Reply #313 on: 03-14-2011 15:56 »

Bender, reprogrammed by Winona Ryder's head...
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #314 on: 03-14-2011 23:10 »

Store Manager: Sir, what do you think you're doing?!
Bender: I swear it--
Store Manager: Green is not your season.
CommanderZapp

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« Reply #315 on: 03-15-2011 12:24 »

It has gone too long, I'll call it.

1st: NastyInThePasty
2nd: i_c_weiner/totalnerduk
3rd: hobbitboy/SpaceMaN
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #316 on: 03-15-2011 16:54 »

WOO-HOO!

Xanfor

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« Reply #317 on: 03-15-2011 17:27 »

Amy: Splammit! Why do I only get a light blub when I have an idea, and he gets a disco ball?

Hermes: He's a professor, mon. He's a professor.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #318 on: 03-15-2011 18:27 »

Amy:  Professor, can we have a turn at that?

Hermes:  Me, too?  I used to be a disco dancer back in the day as well as a champion limboer!

Professor:  No!  neither of you get a chance!  But Zoidberg does!

Zoidberg:  Hooray!  Zoidberg will have the Studio 54 expirence! 
Frisco17

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« Reply #319 on: 03-15-2011 20:45 »

Professor: "The details of this deliver are too important to discuss around the likes of Zoidberg. I demand the Cone of Silence!"
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