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CommanderZapp
Starship Captain
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« Reply #281 on: 03-08-2011 18:48 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2011 18:51 »
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Professor Wernstrom has really gotten tired of Professor Farnsworth's attempts to beat him in everything. So when it came to stripteasing, He let Farnsworth win by walkover.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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PROFESSOR: My whities are no longer quite so tighty.
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Free Hot Meal
Liquid Emperor
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2nd placed is shared by NastyInThePasty, Free Hot Meal & SpaceMaN.
So close.... The forced mating was not to be carried out how the Professor had envisioned.Professor: Dr. Wernstrom, are you ready?
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Prof. Wernstrom: Pfft! You just threw it! The rules of empirical magic are quite clear. It has to actually disappear.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Zoidberg: Staring contest, GO...!
[Bender stares at him for a moment, then extends his eyes so they poke Zoidberg in the face.]
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ilovebender.com
Professor
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Oh my god, you can cut the sexual tension with a knife!
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Tachyon
DOOP Secretary
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[Previous frame]
Amy: Spleesh, I haven't had any hot threesome action for ages!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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CommanderZapp wins.
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Red Shirt
Crustacean
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Congratulations, it's a misdemeanor!
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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"Help!" pleaded the eyes of Bender's golden counterpart, as the thieving bending unit made to hide the visor beneath his sweater once more, along with the other boxes, cans, a hammer, a tube of fluid and a post-modern bandalore he had stolen. His desperate look gave way to despair, however, as the lights of the store disappeared from his vision and the mutterings of the other customers died down to nothing.
As though they hadn't seen anything at all.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Store Manager: Sir, what do you think you're doing?! Bender: I swear it-- Store Manager: Green is not your season.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Amy: Splammit! Why do I only get a light blub when I have an idea, and he gets a disco ball?
Hermes: He's a professor, mon. He's a professor.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: "The details of this deliver are too important to discuss around the likes of Zoidberg. I demand the Cone of Silence!"
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